Guest DrCunt Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 On 04/02/2019 at 23:37, EreptileDysfunction said: God i miss 2009 too, i was younger, dumb and full of (more) jizz. Whose jizz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 6, 2019 Report Share Posted February 6, 2019 8 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Whose jizz? I wish I'd thought of that. cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 On 02/02/2019 at 15:44, applescruff14 said: I will be surprised if West Indies even have to bat again despite only being 119 ahead in their first innings. Australia will win The Ashes. England's batting was so bad in this series, i could of bowled them out and took match figures of 10/60.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Fender777 said: England's batting was so bad in this series, i could of bowled them out and took match figures of 10/60.. Royston fucking Chase! He wouldn't get a bowl in most pub games. All our lot need a serious rocket up the fucking arse and we need shot of our "batting coach" Ramprakash as we all know about his England record and the complete lack of guts/spine/balls/strength of mind etc etc he showed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Royston fucking Chase! He wouldn't get a bowl in most pub games. All our lot need a serious rocket up the fucking arse and we need shot of our "batting coach" Ramprakash as we all know about his England record and the complete lack of guts/spine/balls/strength of mind etc etc he showed I think West Indies will win The last test as well, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 2 hours ago, applescruff14 said: I think West Indies will win The last test as well, How's work, Scruffo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 5 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Royston fucking Chase! He wouldn't get a bowl in most pub games. All our lot need a serious rocket up the fucking arse and we need shot of our "batting coach" Ramprakash as we all know about his England record and the complete lack of guts/spine/balls/strength of mind etc etc he showed Totally unprepared for the tour, refused warm up games and have made themselves look total fucking useless. Still fancy them against the Criminals though. Apple your thoughts ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 17 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: How's work, Scruffo? For the love of Buddah, don't get the cunt started on that. I miss my tradesman days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 22 minutes ago, Fender777 said: Totally unprepared for the tour, refused warm up games and have made themselves look total fucking useless. Still fancy them against the Criminals though. Apple your thoughts ? England are going to bend them over the stumps and line up to tear them a new one. That should royally entertain the public school boy MCC members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 7 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Royston fucking Chase! He wouldn't get a bowl in most pub games. All our lot need a serious rocket up the fucking arse and we need shot of our "batting coach" Ramprakash as we all know about his England record and the complete lack of guts/spine/balls/strength of mind etc etc he showed ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 8, 2019 Report Share Posted February 8, 2019 5 hours ago, applescruff14 said: I think West Indies will win The last test as well, So since the last test England haven't had any practice matches? Madness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 21 hours ago, Fender777 said: Totally unprepared for the tour, refused warm up games and have made themselves look total fucking useless. Still fancy them against the Criminals though. Apple your thoughts ? Australia will win The World Cup and The Ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 21 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: How's work, Scruffo? It's in dire straights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 36 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Australia will win The World Cup and The Ashes. It's a good job that cricket is absolutely fucking shit and I despise it, otherwise I'd be a bit upset if your doom-laden prediction ever came to anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: It's a good job that cricket is absolutely fucking shit and I despise it, otherwise I'd be a bit upset if your doom-laden prediction ever came to anything. Soccer is for irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 9, 2019 Report Share Posted February 9, 2019 3 hours ago, applescruff14 said: It's in dire straights. Chin up old bean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 13 hours ago, applescruff14 said: It's in dire straights. Well, it is money for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 23 hours ago, Decimus said: It's a good job that cricket is absolutely fucking shit and I despise it, otherwise I'd be a bit upset if your doom-laden prediction ever came to anything. The last three tours to the Caribbean have been a disaster, ever since the Lara 400 not out test in 2004 where he should have been given out on 0 everything has gone wrong for us out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted February 10, 2019 Report Share Posted February 10, 2019 On 08/02/2019 at 20:35, DrCunt said: England are going to bend them over the stumps and line up to tear them a new one. That should royally entertain the public school boy MCC members. The morning session today was a disaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 On 10/02/2019 at 12:18, applescruff14 said: The morning session today was a disaster. Are you talking about cricket or your life? I was able to snap this pic of a cloud over your flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Are you talking about cricket or your life? I was able to snap this pic of a cloud over your flat. That's a selfie of yourself Whistler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 On 10/02/2019 at 17:17, applescruff14 said: The last three tours to the Caribbean have been a disaster, ever since the Lara 400 not out test in 2004 where he should have been given out on 0 everything has gone wrong for us out there. I know a young lady of 73 who is looking for a toyboy Apple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 Walked quietly away from Bristol Crown Court hasn't he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 11, 2019 Report Share Posted February 11, 2019 47 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Are you talking about cricket or your life? I was able to snap this pic of a cloud over your flat. AAAARRRGGHHH! JELLYFISH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted February 20, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 On 09/02/2019 at 17:09, applescruff14 said: Australia will win The World Cup and The Ashes. Yep, just as i thought, never mind, you will always have your tradesman days for those sweet memories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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