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2 minutes ago, Fender777 said:

Yep, just as i thought, never mind, you will always have your tradesman days for those sweet memories.

I don't think that he uses the trademens entrance.

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On 11/02/2019 at 20:43, Wizardsleeve said:

Are you talking about cricket or your life?

I was able to snap this pic of a cloud over your flat.

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Both, I saw a woman today I had a crush on last year going in the supermarket as I was going out, she turns me on something chronic but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.

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On 20/02/2019 at 13:14, The Bishop said:

I don't think that he uses the trademens entrance.

I wish I'd stayed in Australia 

I miss my tradesman days

I met so many cunts in 2009

Comparing any woman to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.

I'm staring a P45 in the face

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2 minutes ago, applescruff14 said:

I wish I'd stayed in Australia 

I miss my tradesman days

I met so many cunts in 2009

Comparing any woman to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.

I'm staring a P45 in the face

Good game in Grenada...

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3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Good game in Grenada...

Brilliant game Stubby, it looked like that cunt Gayle was going to steal the Windies what would have been a deserved win at one point. An amazing innings from Butler with great support from Morgan & Hales smashing it everywhere. Rashid nicking the wickets at the end, sealed a super victory.

This is the best England ODI team we have ever had and if they don't win the world cup, then they need flaying...

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On 28/02/2019 at 00:07, Fender777 said:

Brilliant game Stubby, it looked like that cunt Gayle was going to steal the Windies what would have been a deserved win at one point. An amazing innings from Butler with great support from Morgan & Hales smashing it everywhere. Rashid nicking the wickets at the end, sealed a super victory.

This is the best England ODI team we have ever had and if they don't win the world cup, then they need flaying...

I watched the highlights last night 7s, and must admit it was a bit dull. They obviously bought in the boundaries by a good 10 meters which would have made it a 350 par score. I was however and belter of a deck and Buttler put those hapless windies cunts to the sword- especially loving his mock salute to that Jamaican defence force twat who does it every time he gets some cunt caught on the mid-wicket boundary slapping one of his trackers

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On 01/03/2019 at 14:42, Stubby Pecker said:

I watched the highlights last night 7s, and must admit it was a bit dull. They obviously bought in the boundaries by a good 10 meters which would have made it a 350 par score. I was however and belter of a deck and Buttler put those hapless windies cunts to the sword- especially loving his mock salute to that Jamaican defence force twat who does it every time he gets some cunt caught on the mid-wicket boundary slapping one of his trackers

Surely there is a loophole somewhere where that saluting cunt can be had for racism...i don't know how but i will make something up to be offended by.

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On 6 March 2019 at 18:14, Fender777 said:

Surely there is a loophole somewhere where that saluting cunt can be had for racism...i don't know how but i will make something up to be offended by.

He's really starting to make himself look a right cunt with it. Once was funny but every time is verging on twatish, especially if it's some lower order rabbit looking for quick runs. As a pace bowler (medium slow these days) I found it quite insulting getting wickets caught on the boundary, knocking some cunts middle pole back is much more fun. Hopefully one of our lads will smash one back straight in his bollocks thus wiping that stupid fucking grin off his face. His gappy teeth are like fucking tombstones shinning in the night

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On 11/02/2019 at 20:43, Wizardsleeve said:

Are you talking about cricket or your life?

I was able to snap this pic of a cloud over your flat.

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I saw that woman I liked last year this evening, got a half smile but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.

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17 minutes ago, applescruff14 said:

I saw that woman I liked last year this evening, got a half smile but comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.

Fuck off. 

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On 04/07/2019 at 20:07, Eddie said:

Fuck off. 

How's it going Edward, i saw you the other day at your make believe shop. You looked rather stressed standing there in your hello-kitty dungarees.

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On 27/02/2019 at 20:58, applescruff14 said:

I wish I'd stayed in Australia 

I miss my tradesman days

I met so many cunts in 2009

Comparing any woman to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.

I'm staring a P45 in the face

Has he missed any, or is that a full house in applescruff bingo? 🤔

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2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Looks like England have fucked up yet again. 

.....and as gypps demonstrates why the romanies are so rightly famed for their crystal ball based fortune-telling skills..... 😁😁

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2 minutes ago, scotty said:

.....and as gypps demonstrates why the romanies are so rightly famed for their crystal ball based fortune-telling skills..... 😁😁

It was the best bit of punditry since the World Cup, and that black woman, at pitch side, said..

"if England are gonna win this match, they need to score more goals"

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16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It was the best bit of punditry since the World Cup, and that black woman, at pitch side, said..

"if England are gonna win this match, they need to score more goals"

England have won the World Cup....

Not really a set of cuntbreeds after all.

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31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It was the best bit of punditry since the World Cup, and that black woman, at pitch side, said..

"if England are gonna win this match, they need to score more goals"

FFS 😄😄

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38 minutes ago, scotty said:

.....and as gypps demonstrates why the romanies are so rightly famed for their crystal ball based fortune-telling skills..... 😁😁

Weren't the crystal ball that said it. It was Henry Blofeld.

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6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Weren't the crystal ball that said it. It was Henry Blofeld.

Typical pikey, shift the blame... 

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1 hour ago, scotty said:

Typical pikey, shift the blame... 

Sure it wasn’t me. It was me brother. Do ya wanna buy a dawg?

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13 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Sure it wasn’t me. It was me brother. Do ya wanna buy a dawg?

Everytime I come to town, boys keep kickin' my dawg aroun', makes no diff'rence if he's a hound, they gotta quit kickin' my dawg aroun'. Com' on blue howoooooooooo, good boy you. 

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