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3 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said:

Hopefully you'll be joined on the dole queue by that useless cunt Gary Ballance

I was going to add Bill Stickers to that but he's never had a job anyway.

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7 hours ago, Jiggerycock said:

Hopefully you'll be joined on the dole queue by that useless cunt Gary Ballance

At least England finally saw sense and dropped him, it's like Adam Lyth being an Ashes winner where as players like Gough, Caddick, Thorpe and Atherton never won them.

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7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I heard on the news that England are playing 3 spinners. I always they were Irish. 

I'll get me bodhran 

They may as well have 11 spinners as it won't stop India ?? getting a first innings lead.

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23 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Oh dear.  Is there another flurry of P45's about to let loose?  

Could well be, my target of making 2017 there has been dealt a huge blow but there could be a way out (for now)

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Guest Lady Penelope
2 hours ago, applescruff14 said:

Need a few more wickets in the morning....

I thought that you would be out on the razzle and chasing women on a friday night Apple.

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On 10/11/2016 at 8:55 PM, Jiggerycock said:

Hopefully you'll be joined on the dole queue by that useless cunt Gary Ballance

I see we have a breakthrough this morning and India have now lost half their team, Australia all out for 85 in Tasmania but SA are wobbling in reply, shows that Australia aren't that good so hope for next winter ❄️ 

SA are now four down and still behind so as always Australia come back.

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On 10/11/2016 at 8:19 AM, Jiggerycock said:

Against all odds and expectations, we are giving India a right pasting

Two wickets in the first hour, their bloke hit wicket, I remember Warne doing that at Edgbaston in 2005, a crucial moment in England winning that series and a Pakistan player doing it against England the following year, it was very bizarre and unfortunate dismissal. (First time in 14 years an Indian player has been out in that fashion)

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Guest Lady Penelope
2 hours ago, applescruff14 said:

Watching England hammer Scotland ?

You're going out with Nicola Sturgeon! Good on you Apple :)

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On 11/9/2016 at 7:16 AM, Snatch said:

At least he's keeping his boring shit in the right thread. So that's a blessing.

I think Apple is at home in a thread like this, one of the reasons i created it, to keep the boredom here..

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8 hours ago, Fender777 said:

I think Apple is at home in a thread like this, one of the reasons i created it, to keep the boredom here..

Job well done.

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This one looks like going tits up and it's not yet the end of day one.

We'll have to bat like bastards to escape with a draw, 'cos the Indians are going to be turning it square

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At last that Kohli bloke has finally gone, wrapping up this Indian tail is going to be a tall order though. Lose this which we will England can't win the series as they aren't going to win two and avoid defeat in the other or win all three. 

We have the Ashes and that's all that matters.

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On 10/11/2016 at 6:52 AM, Lady Penelope said:

Good morning Apple .. how is your love life?

There's a woman at work I like but she's with someone ? 

Consolation is that comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.

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On 15/11/2016 at 8:03 AM, Snatch said:

Job well done.

I see that Fender bloke is having digs at me (don't give a fuck really) I can't read anything he posts unless I'm offline. (Probably that dick that called himself BennyBlanco)

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On 10/11/2016 at 8:55 PM, Jiggerycock said:

Hopefully you'll be joined on the dole queue by that useless cunt Gary Ballance

That useless prick Cook out already, the delivery snapped the off stump in half.

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