David Furnish

[Earl of Punkape]

This smug gay cunt is "married" to the fat sod Elton John. Can you imagine getting into bed with Elton and then subjecting yourself to a myriad of physical depravities whilst the cunt sings "Candle in the arse".

The pair are an absolute disgrace.

[Decimus]

Just now, Punkape said:

Can you imagine getting into bed with Elton and then subjecting yourself to a myriad of physical depravities whilst the cunt sings "Candle in the arse".

 

I'd be willing to bet you spend at least two thirds of your day imagining exactly this.

Take Mr Tumnus' cock out of your arse, get the fuck out of Narnia and come out of the closet, you horrible little bender.

 

[Earl of Punkape]

15 minutes ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said:

 

You need a fucking gagging order. Denialist!

The use of inverted commas around the word marriage proves you are a homophobe. Whether you like it or not, their marriage is legal and legitimate, so your use of them is grammatically wrong.

Their "marriage" is invalid morally and it's an abomination in the eyes of God.

Any other opinions on the topic, including yours, are silly irrelevances.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

21 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Their "marriage" is invalid morally and it's an abomination in the eyes of God.

Any other opinions on the topic, including yours, are silly irrelevances.

Typical bullshit response, only your opinion is valid because your book of fictitious lies says so. Man wrote the bible to serve his own means, not god, you sanctimonious fuckwad. It is valid legally, try and move out of the seventeenth century.

[Hokey Gingers]

7 minutes ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said:

Typical bullshit response, only your opinion is valid because your book of fictitious lies says so. Man wrote the bible to serve his own means, not god, you sanctimonious fuckwad. It is valid legally, try and move out of the seventeenth century.

The law is an ass, not literally ofcoarse or Elton would be buried in it to the bump stops. Sickening.

[Guest Hector]

1 hour ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said:

 

You need a fucking gagging order. Denialist!

The use of inverted commas around the word marriage proves you are a homophobe. Whether you like it or not, their marriage is legal and legitimate, so your use of them is grammatically wrong.

You appear to come across as a bit of a bum bandit apologist. For fuck sake don't beat on about the legality of gay marriage too much, the cunts will be wanting gay rights next.

[Guest Manky]

'Gay marriage" or whatever you want to call it may have been temporarily legalised, but only because 600 and something gay twisted shithouses are too scared of some faggot with a house brick in his handbag to do gods will.

They will never get in my golf club.

[Earl of Punkape]

38 minutes ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said:

Typical bullshit response, only your opinion is valid because your book of fictitious lies says so. Man wrote the bible to serve his own means, not god, you sanctimonious fuckwad. It is valid legally, try and move out of the seventeenth century.

You rarely pronounce on anything with even a modicum of intelligence. You are an amoeba in the dark failing to gestise, impotent and awry. You are neutered and bland,nasty but irrelevant....

 

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

4 minutes ago, Punkape said:

You rarely pronounce on anything with even a modicum of intelligence. You are an amoeba in the dark failing to gestise, impotent and awry. You are neutered and bland,nasty but irrelevant....

 

What happened to turning the other cheek you hypocrite. You seem to have shown no intelligence or relevance in any of your posts. I am comfortable and content with accepting the universe as science has so far explained it, without the ridiculous notion of an omnipresent wrathful cunt of a god as the bible describes yaweh your fairy.I have a child so fuck your impotence theory.  Now go and gestise that you terminally thick, cock sucking, one trick pony, farce of a human being. Oh yes and fuck off frank.

[Guest Manky]

56 minutes ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said:

Man wrote the bible to serve his own means, 

I write the note to the milkman to serve my own needs. Are you suggesting that my milkmans note would only be valid if written by god. You really are a tit. And gay.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Where is there any intelligent debate, this is cunts corner, a farcical place. I do not come here for intelligent debate, if you do then you really are a bigger cunt than you seem.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

41 minutes ago, Manky said:

I write the note to the milkman to serve my own needs. Are you suggesting that my milkmans note would only be valid if written by god. You really are a tit. And gay.

You really are a bit stupid aren't you? There is nothing in what I said that suggested that in the slightest northern fucktard.

[Earl of Punkape]

33 minutes ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said:

Where is there any intelligent debate, this is cunts corner, a farcical place. I do not come here for intelligent debate, if you do then you really are a bigger cunt han you seem.

You can't come on here and debate intelligently because you are Ill educated, thick and a peasant.

You may have been able to present a small veneer of intellectual respectability for yourself had you gone to a minor public school. But you didn't.

You dribbling cretin.

Lol.

[Decimus]

2 hours ago, Punkape said:

Their "marriage" is invalid morally and it's an abomination in the eyes of God.

Any other opinions on the topic, including yours, are silly irrelevances.

Yes, you're quite right, it's all terribly disgusting and makes us all sick to our fucking stomachs. The best course of action, to stop being sick in ones mouth, is to simply not think about it. But it's fucking hard not to when every other post on here that you make is about fucking arse banditry.

Shut the fuck up you tiresome little bore.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Just now, Punkape said:

You can't come on here and debate intelligently because you are Ill educated, thick and a peasant.

You may have been able to present a small veneer of intellectual respectability for yourself had you gone to a minor public school. But you didn't.

You dribbling cretin.

Lol.

I went to a very expensive school near Brighton you drooling reject. Bet you liked sir to give you a dicky back ride on a regular basis. You liked being bullied, it comes across in your posts pea brained fantasist.

[Decimus]

@Admin, please ban this fucking queer obsessed idiot. Thanks solely to his efforts, your site is now probably one of the first hits on google when a homosexual types in "anal fisting" or "depraved cum soaked faggots". It's obviously all part of PunkQueens grand plan to attract benders in their millions to the site.

I for one don't want us to inundated with John Inman and Boy George avatars, so fuck the cunt off before it's too late.

[Earl of Punkape]

3 minutes ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said:

I went to a very expensive school near Brighton you drooling reject. Bet you liked sir to give you a dicky back ride on a regular basis. You liked being bullied, it comes across in your posts pea brained fantasist.

You went to school near Brighton.....

Right.....lol.

[Earl of Punkape]

3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

@Admin, please ban this fucking queer obsessed idiot. Thanks solely to his efforts, your site is now probably one of the first hits on google when a homosexual types in "anal fisting" or "depraved cum soaked faggots". It's obviously all part of PunkQueens grand plan to attract benders in their millions to the site.

I for one don't want us to inundated with John Inman and Boy George avatars, so fuck the cunt off before it's too late.

Why not discuss David Furnish instead of steering the thread into a personal attack on me. 

Our gay obsessed media deluge us with opinionated bollocks and arsewipes like you turn a blind eye whilst quietly lurking in Boots near the Vaseline counter....

[Decimus]

8 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Why not discuss David Furnish instead of steering the thread into a personal attack on me. 

Sorry, but I'm not an enabler. You churn out dozens of near identical posts about gays in anticipation of us all writing ever more lurid descriptions of your various targets alleged misdemeanors. And then what? You wank yourself dry over it and then sand your bollocks with a cheese grater as a penance because you're so in denial.

Fuck off to some cheap pay per view gay porn site to get your thrills you sick fucking pervert, I've had enough of your endless, repetitive shit.

[Guest Manky]

47 minutes ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said:

You really are a bit stupid aren't you? There is nothing in what I said that suggested that in the slightest northern fucktard.

I must be stupid. I never went to an expensive school near Brighton. Hopefully, it wasn't too near Brighton, as the reputation of that place suggests you and David gay boy Furnish could happily walk hand in hand down the sea front without an eyelid being batted. You fucking arrogant knob.

[Earl of Punkape]

5 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Sorry, but I'm not an enabler. You churn out dozens of near identical posts about gays in anticipation of us all writing ever more lurid descriptions of your various targets alleged misdemeanors. And then what? You wank yourself dry over it and then sand your bollocks with a cheese grater as a penance because you're so in denial.

Fuck off to some cheap pay per view gay porn site to get your thrills you sick fucking pervert, I've had enough of your endless, repetitive shit.

I know little of the sickening shit you describe yet you seem to be an informed expert revelling in the sordid details. Again you fail to condemn our media or key figures who wish to promote buggery as a normal and core activity at the expense of normal marriage and normal heterosexual relationships.

You are a total fucking disgrace. 

You're probably purchasing a King-Kong tub of Vaseline right now.

[Guest Bill Stickers]

PunkApe, unlike others on here, I have no issue with homosexuals or homosexuality. Some of my best... jokes are about homosexuals.

What I do take issue with are snivelling, kvetching, self loathing, closet dwelling, spiteful gays. You're the corner's equivalent of a US far right politician who spends his whole career attacking gays, only to be found getting tag teamed by the whole of a Pride march in a public toilet in San Fran.

I hope you come to terms with your sexuality, bugger a lot of men, get AIDS and then die a slow, painful death because you are too poor to afford the medication. It would serve you right.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

I do not want this post to be taken as an attempt to tell anybody what to do, it is not my intention. Old punky is getting to you good people of the corner. As long as he continues to get this kind of response, he will keep on with his repetitive, nonsensical gibberish. The replies only serve as an anchor for him in safe harbor; he posts, we reply, and good, bad or indifferent, traffic is a good thing for a chat board except the entire place would cheer and celebrate if he were to fall into a giant meat grinder feet first. 

I can only politely suggest you add his name to your blocked user list and get on with some REAL cunting. 

My apologies for the lengthy response, but like all of you, I am sick of his shite, and feel he is a 40 stone block of cock smegma unworthy of the attention he receives. 

[Earl of Punkape]

14 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

I do not want this post to be taken as an attempt to tell anybody what to do, it is not my intention. Old punky is getting to you good people of the corner. As long as he continues to get this kind of response, he will keep on with his repetitive, nonsensical gibberish. The replies only serve as an anchor for him in safe harbor; he posts, we reply, and good, bad or indifferent, traffic is a good thing for a chat board except the entire place would cheer and celebrate if he were to fall into a giant meat grinder feet first. 

I can only politely suggest you add his name to your blocked user list and get on with some REAL cunting. 

My apologies for the lengthy response, but like all of you, I am sick of his shite, and feel he is a 40 stone block of cock smegma unworthy of the attention he receives. 

Again an off topic and personalised attack on the subject poster by one of the boards self-styled "leaders".

Your failure to confront the march of homosexuality should be taken as a positive gesture towards the promotion of the "lifestyle ".

You too are a total disgrace with a finger in the Vaseline pot.(Or maybe an arm).

 

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

2 hours ago, Manky said:

I must be stupid. I never went to an expensive school near Brighton. Hopefully, it wasn't too near Brighton, as the reputation of that place suggests you and David gay boy Furnish could happily walk hand in hand down the sea front without an eyelid being batted. You fucking arrogant knob.

Arrogance is very much a Northern monkey trait, smugness yes maybe. Who gives a fuck anyway you apprentice nazi bellend? If you think any of this is real you are a knuckle dragging fuckwit.