ratcum Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 On 21/08/2016 at 16:44, nocti said: Never heard of him so had to do a bit of googling. I've always had an inkling that Elton John might be a fucking iron. Never popped out for fag yourself Nocti? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: As she wheeled her wheelbarrow, Through streets broad and narrow, Crying "blow job for a sixpence, Anal for shilling!" She sells sea shells on the sea shore. what stupid cunt pays for sea shells if they're already at the beach? Fuckery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She sells sea shells on the sea shore. what stupid cunt pays for sea shells if they're already at the beach? Fuckery. You're absolutely right Authoritah. This is why Africans don't want to pay for anything. The cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 23 minutes ago, ratcum said: You're absolutely right Authoritah. This is why Africans don't want to pay for anything. The cunts. I quite fancy myself as an African warlord. I'm getting a gold plated Kalashnikov, a black Mercedes covered in dust, and some nice sunglasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 @Earl of Punkape do you still subscribe to PLAIN TRUTH MAGAZINE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 2, 2019 Report Share Posted April 2, 2019 On 24/03/2019 at 23:27, Eric Cuntman said: I quite fancy myself as an African warlord. I'm getting a gold plated Kalashnikov, a black Mercedes covered in dust, and some nice sunglasses. I fancy myself as an African gaylord. My troops would all camp in pink tents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 2, 2019 Report Share Posted April 2, 2019 15 minutes ago, ratcum said: I fancy myself as an African gaylord. My troops would all camp in pink tents Recruiting from LESoto and BOTswana I suppose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 2, 2019 Report Share Posted April 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Recruiting from LESoto and BOTswana I suppose. And Sodomalia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 2, 2019 Report Share Posted April 2, 2019 I'd wager that he furnished Elton's ring piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 2, 2019 Report Share Posted April 2, 2019 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: I'd wager that he furnished Elton's ring piece. Paddy Power would probably take that bet but the odds wouldn’t be great. Double it up with Graham Norton would possibly make it a worthwhile little fun bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 2, 2019 Report Share Posted April 2, 2019 On 24/03/2019 at 23:27, Eric Cuntman said: I quite fancy myself as an African warlord. I'm getting a gold plated Kalashnikov, a black Mercedes covered in dust, and some nice sunglasses. And a council house in London Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 2, 2019 Report Share Posted April 2, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: And a council house in London 'Where da white wimmin at?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 2, 2019 Report Share Posted April 2, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Where da white wimmin at?' At home scratching their fat arses, stuffing themselves full of Doritos, watching ‘ Loose Wimmin’ and moaning about their work never being done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 2, 2019 Report Share Posted April 2, 2019 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: Paddy Power would probably take that bet but the odds wouldn’t be great. Double it up with Graham Norton would possibly make it a worthwhile little fun bet. An odds-on each-way yankee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 2, 2019 Report Share Posted April 2, 2019 Just now, 'eavensabove said: An odds-on each-way yankee? Wankee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 2, 2019 Report Share Posted April 2, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Wankee You silly Billy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 2, 2019 Report Share Posted April 2, 2019 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: 'Where da white wimmin at?' Round the back of the Brixton Academy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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