Ape™️ Posted August 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: I would imagine i would shite on a plate, and set the table properly , silver service and all. If I was so inclined. Ah, but that's not directly is it? I'm talking some kind of delivery chute - straight from arse to mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: Ah, but that's not directly is it? I'm talking some kind of delivery chute - straight from arse to mouth. Not necessary. Tantric yogic shite-mouthing. Bend like a reed in the wind, shite like a marksman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 33 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Bend like a reed in the wind, shite like a marksman. That could've been Muhammad Ali's quote if he would've forsaken boxing and presented Strike It Lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Great nom Apemong, ZZzzzzz.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 4 hours ago, Ape said: Panzerspacker hold that title I believe. Him, or ThunderCunt. Quiet you snitch monkey. .ya roops bothering cuntsqueal Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 6 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Quiet you snitch monkey. .ya roops bothering cuntsqueal Panzerknacker I've done ThunderCunt a disservice - it's clearly you (that's ya, in Panzerspacker speak). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: I've done ThunderCunt a disservice - it's clearly you (that's ya, in Panzerspacker speak). Ya stacker of slash Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 7 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Quiet you snitch monkey. .ya roops bothering cuntsqueal Panzerknacker Ban 4U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Ban 4U Silence...you chugger of chod Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 19 hours ago, Ape said: Ah, but that's not directly is it? I'm talking some kind of delivery chute - straight from arse to mouth. There's a nightclub here in Funchal called 'Scat night club'. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 4 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Silence...you chugger of chod Panzerknacker A knockout blow from the limp wristed, nut fiddler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 35 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: A knockout blow from the limp wristed, nut fiddler. Careful Drew otherwise Poofyknickers will come after you with his mighty guns and glutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 45 minutes ago, Snatch said: Careful Drew otherwise Poofyknickers will come after you with his mighty guns and glutes. Or I might get grassed to a hirsute moderator. Got my first warning point today. Does anybody know if they are any use? Is there a booklet with a selection of trinkets that you can exchange your points for like a wine glass or a cassette tape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 1 minute ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Or I might get grassed to a hirsute moderator. Got my first warning point today. Does anybody know if they are any use? Is there a booklet with a selection of trinkets that you can exchange your points for like a wine glass or a cassette tape? Fuck knows,never had one. Which is a surprise. What did you do to get it? Is it the corners equivalent of an ASBO? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 That fucking Prince / Squiggle / Symbol fella is responsible for all this 2U, 4U, FU nonsense. Turns out he didn't just fuck around with changing his stage name, he spectacularly promoted himself to changing the names on pill bottles too - much to his mis4tune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 5 minutes ago, Snatch said: Fuck knows,never had one. Which is a surprise. What did you do to get it? Is it the corners equivalent of an ASBO? Either 'abusive behaviour' or 'altering quotes'. I honestly can't understand the abusive behaviour accusation. What are you asking me for anyhow, you gormless fuck monkey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 Cunts 4U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Cunts 4U It took you 23 hours to come up with that! Hmmmm...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: It took you 23 hours to come up with that! Hmmmm...... Fuck off your fucking spazmo cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 11 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: That fucking Prince / Squiggle / Symbol fella is responsible for all this 2U, 4U, FU nonsense. Turns out he didn't just fuck around with changing his stage name, he spectacularly promoted himself to changing the names on pill bottles too - much to his mis4tune. You just missed a golden - and perhaps unique - chance to say "un4tun8". Some people have no testicular 4titude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You just missed a golden - and perhaps unique - chance to say "un4tun8". Some people have no testicular 4titude. What can I say. I'm not some kind of rug munching Susie Dent you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: What can I say. I'm not some kind of rug munching Susie Dent you know. Cockwomble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 15 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: It took you 23 hours to come up with that! Hmmmm...... Brains 4U don't open on Sundays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 24, 2016 Report Share Posted August 24, 2016 On 22/08/2016 at 6:10 PM, camberwell gypsy said: There's a nightclub here in Funchal called 'Scat night club'. Just saying. aaaannnnnndddd just what were you doing in there...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 On 22 August 2016 at 8:47 PM, Cuntybaws said: Cockwomble I want Susie Dent to sit on my face and ride it like a horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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