ratcum Posted December 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 so cushion Lena Dunham and her quilted friend Jenni Konner were okay with pouffe Murray Miller raping someone, as too was his crochet throw lawyer Don Walerstein. You couldn’t make this shit up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 The reason why that Bloodhound speed record attempt went bust is it dragged on forever. You can't expect the public and investors to remain interested for 10 years, when not one of those years sees the car going very fast. Also, the driver was more boring than the Thames Link tunnel Ratty von Ratface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 I see toff Lord Monson's druggy son has topped himself. A sad event for anyone. But I also see he claims the lad was 'let down by the NHS'. Well before you start that sort of displacement tactic, tell us how much you pay clever accountants and tax lawyers to save you millions in tax. Tax, that if you and you and your privileged friends actually paid, might possibly have helped the over stretched mental health services do right by your son. You reap what you sow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2018 In an era where the youth are often described as dissolute wastrels, it was heart warming to see an item on the BBC the other day about bullying. Apparently some teens still have sufficient sense of civic duty to know that ginger kids need to be oppressed. So taking to time away from social media, these brave souls risk everything to mock and humiliate the amber plague in our midst. It puts all this Brexit bollocks into perspective. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 Amputees often complain of phantom limb ache. Well I've got that despite my appendicular skeleton being fully intact. Mental and probably a Zionist conspiracy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted December 19, 2018 Report Share Posted December 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: Amputees often complain of phantom limb ache. Well I've got that despite my appendicular skeleton being fully intact. Mental and probably a Zionist conspiracy Frank, gets phantom dick ache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 20, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2018 On 12/19/2018 at 1:56 PM, 'eavensabove said: Frank, gets phantom dick ache. that would be his whole body aching then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2018 thinking of taking a year out? after a Media Studies degree? YOU TWAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 AN OPEN LETTER FROM RATCUM Dear Cunts in Africa, if you live in a shithole, try some of the following solutions: move away don't immediately have 6 kids don't reach for the begging bowl Ratcum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 29, 2018 Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: AN OPEN LETTER FROM RATCUM Dear Cunts in Africa, if you live in a shithole, try some of the following solutions: move away don't immediately have 6 kids don't reach for the begging bowl Ratcum Reported for racism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 29, 2018 Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: AN OPEN LETTER FROM RATCUM Dear Cunts in Africa, if you live in a shithole, try some of the following solutions: move away don't immediately have 6 kids don't reach for the begging bowl Ratcum A pity Dr Goebbels didn’t follow that advice, Christmas 1944. Wouldn’t you agree Herr Oberst? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 23 minutes ago, judgetwi said: A pity Dr Goebbels didn’t follow that advice, Christmas 1944. Wouldn’t you agree Herr Oberst? however misguided, you've got admire loyalty haven't you Jewdy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 29, 2018 Report Share Posted December 29, 2018 4 hours ago, ratcum said: however misguided, you've got admire loyalty haven't you Jewdy? Mr(s) Ratty, you're the best poster on here by far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 5 hours ago, ratcum said: however misguided, you've got admire loyalty haven't you Jewdy? No...... no you haven’t. To be fair, if the good Doktor had known that the fucking Germans would be dominating the continent without firing a shot he wouldn’t have murdered his kids in the first place. Obviously he didn’t have your patience Herr Oberst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 20 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Reported for racism. the thick twat, where's the racism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 I have just been reading through a list of "famous people" who died in 2018 .. who the fuck was Eric Bristow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 30, 2018 Report Share Posted December 30, 2018 6 hours ago, ratcum said: the thick twat, where's the racism? You don't need to engage him, Ratters. He's never fully accepted he's a mixed breed. Part black, part arab and completely fucking retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 31, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2018 11 hours ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: I have just been reading through a list of "famous people" who died in 2018 .. who the fuck was Eric Bristow? Bristow gravy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 3, 2019 Report Share Posted January 3, 2019 On 12/31/2018 at 10:27 AM, ratcum said: Bristow gravy Are you feeling OK, Ratty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 4, 2019 Report Share Posted January 4, 2019 16 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: . That's easy for you to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2019 On 1/3/2019 at 6:59 PM, Cuntybaws said: Are you feeling OK, Ratty? a momentary lapse of reason CB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 I see an Afghan Intelligence HQ has been blown up. That's 'Afghan'.... .... then 'intelligence', in the same sentence. Nah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: I see an Afghan Intelligence HQ has been blown up. That's 'Afghan'.... .... then 'intelligence', in the same sentence. Nah! What about Afghan Hounds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 22, 2019 Report Share Posted January 22, 2019 25 minutes ago, The Bishop of Phlegm said: What about Afghan Hounds? I always thought that Anita Harris looked just like one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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