Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: @Eddie, I hate to admit it, but you are right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 37 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You're welcome to the one Fwank stayed in. I just can't get the shit stains off the mattress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 14, 2019 Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 On 13/09/2016 at 02:48, Panzerknacker said: Ran his truck over a police woman while on his moby I believe Panzerknacker Wasn't the Judge by any chance was it? I heard he got involved in a low speed pursuit, after lifting a few cans of Tennant's Super. Mr Kahn attempted to pursue but Judge had just charged the battery managing to evade him. I believe he had a Union Jack seat cover and a Air Horn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 I would gladly eat Susan Boyle's festering miscarriage, if Tuppence Middleton's bare feet were under it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 In fact, fuck it, I'd eat Susan Boyle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 Some article on the BBC showed attractive women with stoma bags. I had the fuckin steaming horn and no mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 On 14/04/2019 at 21:21, ratcum said: In fact, fuck it, I'd eat Susan Boyle She'd eat you and still have room for more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: She'd eat you and still have room for more. still, in the interests of science, I would rim the old trout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 1 minute ago, ratcum said: still, in the interests of science, I would rim the old trout She strikes me as the type with ankles, the sight of which, would cause you to do something unspeakable with a vegetable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: She strikes me as the type with ankles, the sight of which, would cause you to do something unspeakable with a vegetable. You still fancy Michael Schumacher don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 16, 2019 Report Share Posted April 16, 2019 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: You still fancy Michael Schumacher don't you? I didn't know it showed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 I thought maybe this pig brain stuff could benefit Michael Schumacher, like giving him a dead pig's brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 25 minutes ago, ratcum said: I thought maybe this pig brain stuff could benefit Michael Schumacher, like giving him a dead pig's brain. The Kraut in him would have a catastrophic reaction with the Bratwurst... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 14 minutes ago, Roadkill said: The Kraut in him would have a catastrophic reaction with the Bratwurst... he was a cheating pig anyway Killer. Witness him taking Damon Hill off and securing the championship as a result. Unforgiveable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 18, 2019 Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 2 hours ago, ratcum said: he was a cheating pig anyway Killer. Witness him taking Damon Hill off and securing the championship as a result. Unforgiveable. The Krauts are always above the law in F1, Ratty. Look at fucking Vettel these days - cunt cant even figure out which way to point the car and he's still in a top team - that one armed Edgar Allen Poe looking cunt Kubica drives better than him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 18, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2019 21 hours ago, Roadkill said: The Krauts are always above the law in F1, Ratty. Look at fucking Vettel these days - cunt cant even figure out which way to point the car and he's still in a top team - that one armed Edgar Allen Poe looking cunt Kubica drives better than him. Correctomundo Kill. Anyway, why didn't Vettel switch codes instead of Kubica? After all, his countrymen have had some success with rallies in the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 2 hours ago, ratcum said: Correctomundo Kill. Anyway, why didn't Vettel switch codes instead of Kubica? After all, his countrymen have had some success with rallies in the past. The cunts making 40mill at Ferrari - don't get that by driving a Citoren Saxo through mud puddles. Before that he had Cristian Horner licking his arsehole clean every night at Red Bull - honestly I think that's still going on occasionally even now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 55 minutes ago, Roadkill said: The cunts making 40mill at Ferrari - don't get that by driving a Citoren Saxo through mud puddles. Before that he had Cristian Horner licking his arsehole clean every night at Red Bull - honestly I think that's still going on occasionally even now... Is your PM facility broken? Ignorant dog guzzling cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 I still think women with stoma bags are beyond horny. You could really pack in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 farted yesterday with full on mucus. It was like Agent bastard Orange in my underpants. Decided to take them in the shower with me, precleaning prior to giving them to Frau Rat. In sickness and health and all that.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 you got to laugh at the two supposed neo Nazis in the news. Just look at their names for fucks sake! In the Nazi lexicon, the thick twats are classed as sub-human Slavs. They deserve to be jailed for being stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 30, 2019 Report Share Posted April 30, 2019 Billy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 Instead of the separate barbaric 'sports' of dog fighting and cock fighting, why not simply combine them? 'Dog cocking' would involve dogs strapped upright to little trolleys, with their peckers facing outward like a knight's lance. The trolleys would be radio controlled and the audience could strangle cockerels whilst watching. Much less stress for the animals and RSC approval to boot! Rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 4, 2019 Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 2 hours ago, ratcum said: Instead of the separate barbaric 'sports' of dog fighting and cock fighting, why not simply combine them? There's got to be a way to fit bear-baiting in there too, somehow. Put them on motorbikes, like in "Rollerball", and I for one would pay good fucking money to watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 4, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: There's got to be a way to fit bear-baiting in there too, somehow. Put them on motorbikes, like in "Rollerball", and I for one would pay good fucking money to watch it. Genius CB. Also, your Rollerball has got me thinking of "Rotherball". Imagine that well known meltdown retard, once of this very site, being killed over and over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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