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4 hours ago, ratcum said:

Instead of the separate barbaric 'sports' of dog fighting and cock fighting, why not simply combine them?

'Dog cocking' would involve dogs strapped upright to little trolleys, with their peckers facing outward like a knight's lance.  The trolleys would be radio controlled and the audience could strangle cockerels whilst watching. Much less stress for the animals and RSC approval to boot!

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Go to Peterborough Town centre at chucking out time and you'll see plenty of cocks and dogs fighting. 

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6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Go to Peterborough Town centre at chucking out time and you'll see plenty of cocks and dogs fighting. 

For the fine residents of Peterborough there's always Cock Dogging. Participants take their cockerel to a secluded carpark, where people who are not familiar with the bird, engage in lewd acts with it.

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Chimps are superior to Royals in almost every way. They live in a hostile environment and receive no mandatory stipend from the public purse. I reckon they could get better 'A' levels than any of the Royals and would never choose to dress up as Hitler.

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34 minutes ago, ratcum said:

Chimps are superior to Royals in almost every way. They live in a hostile environment and receive no mandatory stipend from the public purse. I reckon they could get better 'A' levels than any of the Royals and would never choose to dress up as Hitler.

If I had a chimp, I would dress it as Hitler. The salute could be adapted from the 'right turn Clyde' manoeuvre. 

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5 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Still a favourite animal-Nazi coalition.

 

Bless. Stupid and in poor taste regarding some sensibilities, but the fact that public money was spent investigating and prosecuting the cunt is proof positive that the human race has reached the end of its usefulness.

Rape and genocide, child abuse and random terrorist killings are seemingly now more acceptable than a playground joke about Nazis, or calling someone a poof.

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8 hours ago, ratcum said:

Chimps are superior to Royals in almost every way. They live in a hostile environment and receive no mandatory stipend from the public purse. I reckon they could get better 'A' levels than any of the Royals and would never choose to dress up as Hitler.

Frau rat is a lucky girl to be wedded to such a forward thinker.

 

6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Bless. Stupid and in poor taste regarding some sensibilities, but the fact that public money was spent investigating and prosecuting the cunt is proof positive that the human race has reached the end of its usefulness.

Rape and genocide, child abuse and random terrorist killings are seemingly now more acceptable than a playground joke about Nazis, or calling someone a poof.

Steady on you cunt- you can't say poof anymore. Or chinky. Nig nog is ok though

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36 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Frau rat is a lucky girl to be wedded to such a forward thinker.

 

Steady on you cunt- you can't say poof anymore. Or chinky. Nig nog is ok though

The salad days of youth. Endless summers, jumpers for goalposts, Curly Wurlies were bigger...

..and Rajiv, the Pakistani kid at school didn't fucking well have you arrested for nicknaming him 'Ram-Jam'!

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Just listening to the British Men's 4 x 100 relay team being interviewed. One of them said:

  "We've got our own lane and will run fast."

Insight that has eluded philosophers from Plato to Wittgenstein is alive and well in British Afletics (sic)

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1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Da ist meine kleine ratzfehur

I watched Stalingrad last night ratty, the subtitled one not the shite dumbed version. Brutal shit. Cross of Iron is up next

Excellent choice Stubb.

Try "Come and See". It's fuckin hysterical

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