Guest judgetwi Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 3 hours ago, ratcum said: Rule 27. Paragraph 15. Sub paragraph (d) (ii) "Zionist apologists mustn't be naughty.." No apologies Herr Oberst. You should take a trip to Israel. But don’t take your prayer mat or wear your NSDAP lapel badge. Confusing isn’t it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 9, 2019 Report Share Posted October 9, 2019 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: No apologies Herr Oberst. You should take a trip to Israel. But don’t take your prayer mat or wear your NSDAP lapel badge. Confusing isn’t it? Where do you send Jewish kids with ADHD? Concentration camp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2019 Whoa, White Betty, bam-a-lam White Betty had a child, bam-a-lam Damn thing had a stable upbringing And went to a Russell Group university Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 Apparently female 'musicians' are complaining about sexual harassment. Well just a couple things need clarifying here: 1. Most of you can't play any sort of musical instrument, you just sing in a packaged, over produced, vocoder enhanced dirge. 2. Perhaps if you didn't dress like lap dancing slags on stage and in your videos, people might respect you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 November 9th tomorrow Herr Oberst......a very important date in the calendar for your lot. I suppose you and your mates from the Afrika Korps Re-enactment Society will be having a right old piss up. Watching “March for the Fuhrer” and “Triumph of the Will” while knocking back the Bavarian beer eh? Top tip for you. I don’t suppose you’ve ever lowered yourself to go into Lidl but they sell genuine German Frankfurters and Bratwurst in there. Fucking horrible, give me a Saveloy any day of the week, but it’s the real thing. Thought you might be interested. No need to thank me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 19 minutes ago, judgetwi said: November 9th tomorrow Herr Oberst......a very important date in the calendar for your lot. I suppose you and your mates from the Afrika Korps Re-enactment Society will be having a right old piss up. Watching “March for the Fuhrer” and “Triumph of the Will” while knocking back the Bavarian beer eh? Top tip for you. I don’t suppose you’ve ever lowered yourself to go into Lidl but they sell genuine German Frankfurters and Bratwurst in there. Fucking horrible, give me a Saveloy any day of the week, but it’s the real thing. Thought you might be interested. No need to thank me. I think he only shops in Lidl. Particularly fond of their own brand cola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 Hope you had a good Nov 9th yesterday Herr Oberst. Remembrance Sunday today.....bad day for you obviously. Still, as you’re as mad as a box of refrigerated Vietcong on “The Only Way is Essex” I don’t suppose you give a fuck. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 10, 2019 Report Share Posted November 10, 2019 5 hours ago, judgetwi said: Hope you had a good Nov 9th yesterday Herr Oberst. Remembrance Sunday today.....bad day for you obviously. Still, as you’re as mad as a box of refrigerated Vietcong on “The Only Way is Essex” I don’t suppose you give a fuck. 😁 Enjoy your chinky take away judgetwat. Don't go for the pork as yellow skinned fuckers are cheaper and more numerous than pigs. In fact the daft cunts actually pay to end up as a number 37 with Singapore noodles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2019 why have Prince Harry and Megan adopted a Chinese baby? 😑 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 24, 2019 Report Share Posted December 24, 2019 1 hour ago, ratcum said: why have Prince Harry and Megan adopted a Chinese baby? 😑 Funny old thing genetics, as you know only too well Herr Oberst. I used to work with this bird who was married to a dark skinned Asian bloke. Her baby came out as white as Heydrich which sowed the seeds of doubt in his mind. He insisted on a DNA test which confirmed the child was his. However, the damage had been done and they ended up divorced anyway. Sad story. Have you ever wondered what your man’s kid would have looked like if Eva had popped one out? What if it had been a girl and she looked like Barbara Streisand? That would have rained on his parade don’t you agree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2019 2 hours ago, judgetwi said: Funny old thing genetics, as you know only too well Herr Oberst. I used to work with this bird who was married to a dark skinned Asian bloke. Her baby came out as white as Heydrich which sowed the seeds of doubt in his mind. He insisted on a DNA test which confirmed the child was his. However, the damage had been done and they ended up divorced anyway. Sad story. Have you ever wondered what your man’s kid would have looked like if Eva had popped one out? What if it had been a girl and she looked like Barbara Streisand? That would have rained on his parade don’t you agree? don't be horrid Jewdy. The Fuhrer's child would have been a blessing to all humanity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2019 Report Share Posted December 24, 2019 43 minutes ago, ratcum said: don't be horrid Jewdy. The Fuhrer's child would have been a blessing to all humanity If you were a time traveller would you kill Baby Hitler or just wank off his dad? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2019 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If you were a time traveller would you kill Baby Hitler or just wank off his dad? I'd kill baby Hitler CB, but only so I could take his place. I wouldn't invade Russia until I had nukes, and I'd threaten the UJSA with them. I wouldn't fuck up like the thicko Bohemian Corporal. I'd also locate Jewdy's grandparents and kill them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 24, 2019 Report Share Posted December 24, 2019 2 hours ago, ratcum said: I'd kill baby Hitler CB, but only so I could take his place. I wouldn't invade Russia until I had nukes, and I'd threaten the UJSA with them. I wouldn't fuck up like the thicko Bohemian Corporal. I'd also locate Jewdy's grandparents and kill them. Fuck me Herr Oberst, Jewdy's not gonna like this, wonderful. On another note though, I reckon the Gestapo had already tracked down his grandparents, and gave them an all expenses paid holiday to Poland via train. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted December 24, 2019 Report Share Posted December 24, 2019 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: If you were a time traveller would you kill Baby Hitler or just wank off his dad? JT would wank off Alois, to thank him for giving Adolf to the world. Spunkers would wank any bloke off. Apple would kill himself. Frank would wank himself off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 25, 2019 Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 3 hours ago, ratcum said: I'd kill baby Hitler CB, but only so I could take his place. I wouldn't invade Russia until I had nukes, and I'd threaten the UJSA with them. I wouldn't fuck up like the thicko Bohemian Corporal. I'd also locate Jewdy's grandparents and kill them. 1 hour ago, Major Cunt said: Fuck me Herr Oberst, Jewdy's not gonna like this, wonderful. On another note though, I reckon the Gestapo had already tracked down his grandparents, and gave them an all expenses paid holiday to Poland via train. JSA? Bohemian Corporal? I didn’t know you were such a snobby fan of Von Hindenburg but an interesting insight into your fucked up brain. I wouldn’t worry about my grandparents, Herr Oberst, they would have been well prepared for your mob. I see you have recruited Megabrain Marjorie.......not much of a Brownshirt but an excellent Browntongue I have to admit. My congratulations and Merry Christmas Herr Oberst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 25, 2019 Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 16 hours ago, ratcum said: don't be horrid Jewdy. The Fuhrer's child would have been a blessing to all humanity Wasn't there a suggestion that Adolf was the father of a couple of Mrs Goebels's offspring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted December 25, 2019 Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 On 25/12/2019 at 00:04, judgetwi said: JSA? Bohemian Corporal? I didn’t know you were such a snobby fan of Von Hindenburg but an interesting insight into your fucked up brain. I wouldn’t worry about my grandparents, Herr Oberst, they would have been well prepared for your mob. I see you have recruited Megabrain Marjorie.......not much of a Brownshirt but an excellent Browntongue I have to admit. My congratulations and Merry Christmas Herr Oberst. Merry Christmas Judge. You incredulous, belligerent old bastard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said: Wasn't there a suggestion that Adolf was the father of a couple of Mrs Goebels's offspring? he shagged half of Liverpool whilst on holiday. Then got the Luftwaffe to fuck the rest of them 10 years later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 25, 2019 Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 2 hours ago, ratcum said: he shagged half of Liverpool whilst on holiday. Then got the Luftwaffe to fuck the rest of them 10 years later When are they going to finish the job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 5 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said: When are they going to finish the job? you're quite right Albert. An entire city with a speech impediment should be gassed immediately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 25, 2019 Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 32 minutes ago, ratcum said: you're quite right Albert. An entire city with a speech impediment should be gassed immediately The fuckers in the city are not the problem .. its the overspill rejects who are in places like Winsford, Bae Colwyn and Runcorn (Wuncorn). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 25, 2019 Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 12 hours ago, ratcum said: he shagged half of Liverpool whilst on holiday. Then got the Luftwaffe to fuck the rest of them 10 years later Luftwaffe? Totally overrated. 🎵Bomben auf Engeland 🎵 Yeah, fuck off fucking sausage eating Kraut wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted December 25, 2019 29 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Luftwaffe? Totally overrated. 🎵Bomben auf Engeland 🎵 Yeah, fuck off fucking sausage eating Kraut wankers. Go and watch Jewjew Rabbit. Hollywood still nervously mocking Nazi Germany three quarters of a century after its defeat. Well something is spreading from Eastern Europe that won't be quite so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 26, 2019 Report Share Posted December 26, 2019 7 hours ago, ratcum said: Go and watch Jewjew Rabbit. Hollywood still nervously mocking Nazi Germany three quarters of a century after its defeat. Well something is spreading from Eastern Europe that won't be quite so funny Any cunt who pays to watch that shite should be given free popcorn- dipped in zyklon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.