Guest judgetwi Posted April 25, 2020 Report Share Posted April 25, 2020 On 24/04/2020 at 10:05, ratcum said: up your bum Jewdy A bit crude for you Herr Oberst. I hope i’m not coming across as a snob (heaven forbid) but I expect a little better from a wannabe Obersturmbahnfuhrer SS. No wonder your lot lost the War. The rot within, as they say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 5, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 three overweight black women, all with a similar degree of pigmentation, all with dreadlocks, all around about the same age. If they're not your personal friend or familiar colleague, and you get them mixed up, this is unacceptable racism. What's more, they have the audacity to complain about it, in the same week George Floyd was murdered by a vacant-eyed psycho white cop. Fuck off you whingeing bitches 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 7 minutes ago, ratcum said: three overweight black women, all with a similar degree of pigmentation, all with dreadlocks, all around about the same age. If they're not your personal friend or familiar colleague, and you get them mixed up, this is unacceptable racism. What's more, they have the audacity to complain about it, in the same week George Floyd was murdered by a vacant-eyed psycho white cop. Fuck off you whingeing bitches I'm sorry. I had to give this a like. Pure genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 6, 2020 Report Share Posted June 6, 2020 16 hours ago, ratcum said: three overweight black women, all with a similar degree of pigmentation, all with dreadlocks, all around about the same age. If they're not your personal friend or familiar colleague, and you get them mixed up, this is unacceptable racism. I'm sure the irony isn't lost on you that the same acronym used for "Person Of Colour" also describes a "Piece Of Crap". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted June 6, 2020 Report Share Posted June 6, 2020 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm sure the irony isn't lost on you that the same acronym used for "Person Of Colour" also describes a "Piece Of Crap". Or ‘Punkape of Cheshire’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2020 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I'm sure the irony isn't lost on you that the same acronym used for "Person Of Colour" also describes a "Piece Of Crap". Wise words CB. Dog shit isn't brown by accident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 7, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2020 I noticed art historian James Fox looks remarkably like Saul David, also an historian. Now old Saul acknowledges his antecedents (his name speaks volumes) but James might think he's more elusive. Not for me old boy. I make Hans Landa look like a Nazi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 Ere, this social distancing bollocks worked out really well Saturday, Ratty. I needed some replacement RCA cables males and females, so i Googled Wickes mate. Anyway not only did it only cost a £5, but I was I in and out in 7 mins, and had no fat cunts attempting DIY to squeeze pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 17 hours ago, ratcum said: I noticed art historian James Fox looks remarkably like Saul David, also an historian. Now old Saul acknowledges his antecedents (his name speaks volumes) but James might think he's more elusive. Not for me old boy. I make Hans Landa look like a Nazi Hi Ratty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted June 8, 2020 Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Hi Ratty! The legend Jack 'Quincy' Klugman. One of the few yank shows I can suffer. I think LCS might be Quincy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 8, 2020 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Hi Ratty! fuck off Stob, you fomenterous dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Hi Ratty! Frank having a selfie with Jack Klugman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 9, 2020 Report Share Posted June 9, 2020 12 hours ago, ratcum said: fuck off Stob, you fomenterous dog. Good old ratty, like forced gang rape but much more enjoyable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 who do you think this cunt is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 11, 2020 Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 1 hour ago, ratcum said: who do you think this cunt is? It's Carly Fiorina. What's she done to offend you? She may be a lizard, but I don't think she's an earwig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 17 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's Carly Fiorina. What's she done to offend you? She may be a lizard, but I don't think she's an earwig. you clever bugger CB. 👿 You were meant to say infamous earwig and Tory slapper, Edwina Cunty. This uncanny similarity was enough for me to start searching and as I suspected, La Fiorina is known for eavesdropping. Nuff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 11, 2020 Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: you clever bugger CB. 👿 You were meant to say infamous earwig and Tory slapper, Edwina Cunty. This uncanny similarity was enough for me to start searching and as I suspected, La Fiorina is known for eavesdropping. Nuff said. What's wrong with your eyes? She's no hottie, but still twice as shaggable as Eggwina Curry. John Major's a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 11, 2020 Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What's wrong with your eyes? She's no hottie, but still twice as shaggable as Eggwina Curry. John Major's a cunt. I had to lovely soft boiled eggs for breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What's wrong with your eyes? She's no hottie, but still twice as shaggable as Eggwina Curry. John Major's a cunt. you warped dog Authoritah. Misshaped canine of the worst kind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Dawn Chorus said: I had to lovely soft boiled eggs for breakfast. your entire brain is soft boiled, you foetid whorebag 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 11, 2020 Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: your entire brain is soft boiled, you foetid whorebag But your's is very runny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 11, 2020 Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 23 minutes ago, ratcum said: you warped dog Authoritah. Misshaped canine of the worst kind When I was a kid, I thought that Anita Harris looked like an Afghan Hound. So does that Beverly Crusher out of Star Trek. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 11, 2020 Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 27 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I had to lovely soft boiled eggs for breakfast. You'll have a lumpy crap soon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 11, 2020 Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said: I had to lovely soft boiled eggs I’ve seen that trick. They usually use ping pong balls but I suppose they wouldn’t touch the sides in your case. Have you thought about snooker balls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted June 11, 2020 Report Share Posted June 11, 2020 8 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Have you thought about snooker balls? No I have not .. Have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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