Guest Snatch Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fascinating Yes it is isn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 12 hours ago, Rick_B said: They were his backing band in the early days and he bought Hank Marvin the red Fender Stratocaster, believed to be the first one in the UK. lezza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 3 hours ago, Snatch said: Yes it is isn't it. No its not. I was being saarcaarstic. I would rather have my teeth pulled than listen to the Shadows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Saarcaarstic? Alexei Sayle as Brian Damage in the Young ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: No its not. I was being saarcaarstic. So was I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 Imagine going into a cake shop at the airport and asking for a florentine, only to be immediately locked in a cage for the next 6 months. What larks Tim! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 Imagine if you went into a shop to buy tasty Turkish snack baklava, only to be given balaclava instead. What larks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: Imagine if you went into a shop to buy tasty Turkish snack baklava, only to be given balaclava instead. What larks! I'd be beside myself if this happened to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 9 minutes ago, ratcum said: Imagine if you went into a shop to buy tasty Turkish snack baklava, only to be given balaclava instead. What larks! Or you were handed Burt Bacharach's dead body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 On 13/12/2016 at 2:14 PM, Eric Cuntman said: Saarcaarstic? Alexei Sayle as Brian Damage in the Young ones? A violent and highly dangerous criminal madman? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: Or you were handed Burt Bacharach's dead body. Did he wear a balaclava then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 Just now, ratcum said: It Did he wear a balaclava then? It might have been a wig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: I'd be beside myself if this happened to me. An occurrence in itself Ape! What would you actually say to your doppelganger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 Want to save money on both "The Health Lottery" and The Postcode Lottery" ? Just get cancer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: Want to save money on both "The Health Lottery" and The Postcode Lottery" ? Just get cancer! You cunt! Spat my horlicks all over the fucking duvet. Bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 6 hours ago, Ape said: A violent and highly dangerous criminal madman? The very same. Shame none of that lot are funny anymore. Ade Edmondson makes cookery programmes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 Imagine if you asked a friend to organise a baby shower and they did exactly that. How would they keep all the little bastards in place until the moment came to drop them? Would any of the teen mums on the council estate even notice they'd gone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: Imagine if you asked a friend to organise a baby shower and they did exactly that. How would they keep all the little bastards in place until the moment came to drop them? Would any of the teen mums on the council estate even notice they'd gone? The teen mothers around here would probably be the ones doing the throwing, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 You should write books, Ratty. Such a diverse and complex imagination spanning ever so many theoretical possibilities. You're like Tesla or DaVinci Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 On 20/12/2016 at 4:00 AM, Eric Cuntman said: The very same. Shame none of that lot are funny anymore. Ade Edmondson makes cookery programmes. Rick was the only funny one there, everyone else was either shit (Ade) or fucking diabolical (the rest). How the fuck is "Mike" still working? Or rather, how the fuck did he ever get any work, he's a complete cardboard tossport, there's more life in SPG than him.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Rick was the only funny one there, everyone else was either shit (Ade) or fucking diabolical (the rest). How the fuck is "Mike" still working? Or rather, how the fuck did he ever get any work, he's a complete cardboard tossport, there's more life in SPG than him.... Special Patrol Group was the star, last time i saw Mike he was putting on a shite yank accent in Ab Fab (shite) and before that he was 'Dave Hedgehog' in Bottom (okay-ish) . On reflection I have to agree. RIP Rick Mayall, The New Statesman was one of the best factual programmes I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Special Patrol Group was the star, last time i saw Mike he was putting on a shite yank accent in Ab Fab (shite) and before that he was 'Dave Hedgehog' in Bottom (okay-ish) . On reflection I have to agree. RIP Rick Mayall, The New Statesman was one of the best factual programmes I've ever seen. I read somewhere they have made an An Fab film. It will no doubt be as utter shite as the series was. Ok,I only watched it twice just to make sure I didn't just catch an off episode. It was shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 5 minutes ago, Snatch said: I read somewhere they have made an An Fab film. It will no doubt be as utter shite as the series was. Ok,I only watched it twice just to make sure I didn't just catch an off episode. It was shite. A waste of national treasure Joanna Lumley. Her character was the only funny thing about it. Pity the character wasn't put into a better vehicle than that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 22, 2016 Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: A waste of national treasure Joanna Lumley. Her character was the only funny thing about it. Pity the character wasn't put into a better vehicle than that shit. She was ok thirty years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 22, 2016 47 minutes ago, Snatch said: I read somewhere they have made an An Fab film. It will no doubt be as utter shite as the series was. Ok,I only watched it twice just to make sure I didn't just catch an off episode. It was shite. I was the same with the made for TV mini series, Holocaust. They were all funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.