Stubby Pecker Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 50 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: What are your thoughts on The Thames & Severn Canal? Rewilded. Leave it alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: You seem to be obsessed with a river. A fucking river! What, in the name of fuck, is going on in your strange, acid trip mind? a friend on Faecesbook posted a clip of a bastard dolphin in the river. It sent me over the edge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: What are your thoughts on The Thames & Severn Canal? again it's so bloody clean now it's like a haven for bastard wildlife. Kingfishers, dippers, maybe even the chance of some beaver action. I remember a time when the Manchester Shit Canal could quite literally change colour one day to the next. Now it's wine bars and otters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Just now, ratcum said: again it's so bloody clean now it's like a haven for bastard wildlife. Kingfishers, dippers, maybe even the chance of some beaver action. I remember a time when the Manchester Shit Canal could quite literally change colour one day to the next. Now it's wine bars and otters. They've got beavers in the Otter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 19 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: They've got beavers in the Otter. There is an "Otter Crossing" on the bridge into Lymington. When I drove across it last week I was dying for one to shoot across the road so I could flatten the furry little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 19 minutes ago, ratcum said: again it's so bloody clean now it's like a haven for bastard wildlife. Kingfishers, dippers, maybe even the chance of some beaver action. I remember a time when the Manchester Shit Canal could quite literally change colour one day to the next. Now it's wine bars and otters. Fuck this riparian shite water vole. What about if you rocked up at Pitcairn Island and instead of asking for fletcher you panicked and said felcher Christiansen! Holy motherfucking shitpeas, what japes would ensue! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 18 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Fuck this riparian shite water vole. What about if you rocked up at Pitcairn Island and instead of asking for fletcher you panicked and said felcher Christiansen! Holy motherfucking shitpeas, what japes would ensue! a rum and uncanny day indeed Stub. I'd call on Bix Barton to investigate 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted November 7, 2017 Report Share Posted November 7, 2017 On Sunday I worked with two fine African ladies, one named Titse, the other Noncie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted November 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 I'm sending in a new idea for a TV programme to the BBC. WAITE WATCHING School boys carrying little notebooks keep a tally of the occasions they encounter the humourless cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 22 minutes ago, ratcum said: I'm sending in a new idea for a TV programme to the BBC. WAITE WATCHING School boys carrying little notebooks keep a tally of the occasions they encounter the humourless cunt Mr Waite and John McCarthy invented the reach around whilst locked in a Lebanese fridge. It's true, Eric told me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 I aways thought that Lawn Green was an strange name for a Canadian actor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 17 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I aways thought that Lawn Green was an strange name for a Canadian actor. Is this the thread for Lorne Sausage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Is this the thread for Lorne Sausage? Over to you @Punkape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Over to you @Punkape Fucking hell Stubs. The cunt's bad enough when he isn't invited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, nocti said: Fucking hell Stubs. The cunt's bad enough when he isn't invited. The silly cunt is probably on his pretend golf course. Please repost your trump meme regarding our shit stabbing friend and his burnt out Nissan, I need a new avatar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: The silly cunt is probably on his pretend golf course. Please repost your trump meme regarding our shit stabbing friend and his burnt out Nissan, I need a new avatar It's not a meme, it's genuine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 8 hours ago, nocti said: It's not a meme, it's genuine. One from the vaults, well played sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 14, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 On the BBC website: "Try Nigella's sticky toffee pudding" Fucking hell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 7 hours ago, ratcum said: On the BBC website: "Try Nigella's sticky toffee pudding" Fucking hell! So you've tried it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 10 hours ago, ratcum said: On the BBC website: "Try Nigella's sticky toffee pudding" Fucking hell! I would love to taste her sticky toffee pudding, as long as she's not laced it with coke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 MERRY CHRISTMAS to all my fans on here. ...and Jewdy who'll be having a JML Christmas, the tragic fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cuntybaws Posted February 21, 2018 Report Share Posted February 21, 2018 The state pension plan for Florida teachers held more than 41,000 shares in American Outdoor Brands Corporation, the company that manufactured the semi-automatic AR-15 assault rifle used in the St Valentine's Day mass shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School. You've got to laugh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 17, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 I've had a great idea for a TV show. It's called "Rosa Parks" and involves the bus riding civil rights protester. Instead of talking about all that segregated bus bollocks, she just parks somewhere instead. Toy R Us, Raymond Revue Bar etc. Fuckin brilliant I reckon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 30 minutes ago, ratcum said: I've had a great idea for a TV show. It's called "Rosa Parks" and involves the bus riding civil rights protester. Instead of talking about all that segregated bus bollocks, she just parks somewhere instead. Toy R Us, Raymond Revue Bar etc. Fuckin brilliant I reckon. I'd vote for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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