ratcum Posted June 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 18 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Can you please stop now? Scared of cock are we? The wisdom of cock will soon embrace you Blubber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 27 minutes ago, luke swarm said: complete gibberish, if such a thing were possible then the dismembered member would not have any depth perception whatsoever as it would only have one eye, and an oriental one at that. You purblind fool. You learned that depth perception thing from the film 'Soldier' with Kurt Russel didn't you? I know I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: You learned that depth perception thing from the film 'Soldier' with Kurt Russel didn't you? I know I did. Futurama, I always had a thing for Leela. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 Just now, luke swarm said: Futurama, I always had a thing for Leela. I always had a thing for Katey Sagal, ever since I saw her as Peggy Bundy in Married With Children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 37 minutes ago, luke swarm said: complete gibberish, if such a thing were possible then the dismembered member would not have any depth perception whatsoever as it would only have one eye, and an oriental one at that. You purblind fool. 30 minutes ago, ratcum said: details schmetails Lukey. Norm's cock is going to burn Jewdy's little choccie ring, with Nazi cum I’d like you introduce you to our resident cock expert @EreptileDysfunction, who can give the authoritative answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 1 hour ago, NORMAN WISDOM'S COCK said: Scared of cock are we? The wisdom of cock will soon embrace you Blubber Nimby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 3 minutes ago, Penelope said: Nimby. I think Norman Wisdom's cock is an old member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I think Norman Wisdom's cock is an old member. qualitah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 6, 2018 Report Share Posted June 6, 2018 2 minutes ago, NORMAN WISDOM'S COCK said: qualitah You're the only one who appreciated it Ratfuhrer. Most of these cuckold philistine hipster cunts probably didn't even get the joke. Iron Sky, Friday horror channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted June 7, 2018 Report Share Posted June 7, 2018 14 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I’d like you introduce you to our resident cock expert @EreptileDysfunction, who can give the authoritative answer. Damn you're really obsessed with me little willy aren't you, you have a whole space rented in your head just for me. Good to see i'm really getting to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted June 8, 2018 Report Share Posted June 8, 2018 Sitting in the first class carriage of a train stopping at Ipswich. I’m glad it’s dark and I can see fuck all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 After seeing that cunt Fern Riddell insisting on being called Doctor, I need to set out my rat stall on this. For the uninitiated, a Ph.D in anything other than medicine, is just more of the same of what you did in your degree. You don't attend lectures or sit any exams, and in the case of Riddell, your 'research' is on something that has already happened in the past. Me and Frau Rat both have postgrad qualifications but would be laughed out of our social circle if we started using the title. In short, Riddell is a cunt who should be darted by Congolese pigmy warriors and eaten. According to their culture, consuming her brain will imbue them with her wisdom and ability. In this case, they will get a high dose of twattiness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted June 18, 2018 Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 6 hours ago, NORMAN WISDOM'S COCK said: After seeing that cunt Fern Riddell insisting on being called Doctor, I need to set out my rat stall on this. For the uninitiated, a Ph.D in anything other than medicine, is just more of the same of what you did in your degree. You don't attend lectures or sit any exams, and in the case of Riddell, your 'research' is on something that has already happened in the past. Me and Frau Rat both have postgrad qualifications but would be laughed out of our social circle if we started using the title. In short, Riddell is a cunt who should be darted by Congolese pigmy warriors and eaten. According to their culture, consuming her brain will imbue them with her wisdom and ability. In this case, they will get a high dose of twattiness. I've got no idea who you're taking about ratter, but darted by Congo pigmies for consumption is an unique idea. Do you think they would fuck her before and after? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2018 11 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I've got no idea who you're taking about ratter, but darted by Congo pigmies for consumption is an unique idea. Do you think they would fuck her before and after? classy film Stub. I hope these pigmy fellas fuck her until she says, "fuck it, I'm not a real doctor" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 23, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2018 So Jonathan Saul Friedland joins my list of jews making racist comments when they should know better. Quick to attack Labour for alleged anti-semitism, although unable to come up with any evidence, the two faced cunt thinks it's fine to use the 'N' word. On two occasions. To black employees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 I just clocked some chinless goit on the news there talking about "Defence Budgies" and I instantly thought of Minty for some reason, nuzzling up to the invading hordes before going "VOOM!" At least, I think he said. "budgies". It might have been "budgets", but I can't see why that would be newsworthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 30, 2018 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I just clocked some chinless goit on the news there talking about "Defence Budgies" and I instantly thought of Minty for some reason, nuzzling up to the invading hordes before going "VOOM!" At least, I think he said. "budgies". It might have been "budgets", but I can't see why that would be newsworthy. Armed with a brace of Minties, I could take out a column of Tiger tanks easy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 30, 2018 Report Share Posted June 30, 2018 On 6/18/2018 at 1:59 PM, ratcum said: After seeing that cunt Fern Riddell insisting on being called Doctor, I need to set out my rat stall on this. For the uninitiated, a Ph.D in anything other than medicine, is just more of the same of what you did in your degree. You don't attend lectures or sit any exams, and in the case of Riddell, your 'research' is on something that has already happened in the past. Me and Frau Rat both have postgrad qualifications but would be laughed out of our social circle if we started using the title. In short, Riddell is a cunt who should be darted by Congolese pigmy warriors and eaten. According to their culture, consuming her brain will imbue them with her wisdom and ability. In this case, they will get a high dose of twattiness. I've got a PhD. I thought it was good when I bought it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've got a PhD. I thought it was good when I bought it. You should've known better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 1, 2018 Report Share Posted July 1, 2018 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: You should've known better. Hi ho silver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 So the witless Tories replace one gung-ho little Britain type with another committed leaver in Dominic Raab. How do you think that reads to the EU mandarins you dickheads? Raab, interesting spelling that. Ex lawyer too. Where is judge when I need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, ratcum said: So the witless Tories replace one gung-ho little Britain type with another committed leaver in Dominic Raab. How do you think that reads to the EU mandarins you dickheads? Raab, interesting spelling that. Ex lawyer too. Where is judge when I need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 Raab C. Nesbitt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, Frank said: you silly twat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 On 6/18/2018 at 1:59 PM, ratcum said: Me and Frau Rat both have postgrad qualifications but would be laughed out of our social circle if we started using the title. I bet that you are one of those thick cunts who got their qualifications after years at uni rather than clever and just gone on line and bought them instantly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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