Frank Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 6 minutes ago, ratcum said: you silly twat Just keep it light, tot. You have no clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 12 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I bet that you are one of those thick cunts who got their qualifications after years at uni rather than clever and just gone on line and bought them instantly. this is the third genuinely funny thing you said this year Lady P. Have you had a brain prolapse or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 15 minutes ago, Frank said: Just keep it light, tot. You have no clue. your fire used to burn so brightly on here Zorba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: this is the third genuinely funny thing you said this year Lady P. Have you had a brain prolapse or something? I have recently been ordained ratters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 I've seen the tragic story of the girl dying from eating a baguette containing sesame seeds but I don't see how the food industry can do much more. It will only lead to EVERYTHING having a label saying it might contain ANYTHING! Surely if you or a loved one had this godawful affliction, you would take your own nosh when travelling? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 5 hours ago, ratcum said: I've seen the tragic story of the girl dying from eating a baguette containing sesame seeds but I don't see how the food industry can do much more. It will only lead to EVERYTHING having a label saying it might contain ANYTHING! Surely if you or a loved one had this godawful affliction, you would take your own nosh when travelling? Spot fucking on. If the girl was so sensitive, then she should’ve asked for a list of ingredients/allergens. Also, I note the grieving father had the clarity of mind to ask his mother to go to a local Pret and take a photo to see if allergen warning stickers were being displayed. Funny, I thought he’d have been preoccupied with his daughters fight for life. And, this might just be me, but how do you not see/taste a sesame seed? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 17 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Spot fucking on. If the girl was so sensitive, then she should’ve asked for a list of ingredients/allergens. Also, I note the grieving father had the clarity of mind to ask his mother to go to a local Pret and take a photo to see if allergen warning stickers were being displayed. Funny, I thought he’d have been preoccupied with his daughters fight for life. And, this might just be me, but how do you not see/taste a sesame seed? Not even a single seed, the bread roll was probably covered in more seed than Neil's settee after Babestation freeview. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not even a single seed, the bread roll was probably covered in more seed than Neil's settee after Babestation freeview. Fat Neil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 "Women who can't cope with seed in their mouth " I feel a nom coming on 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not even a single seed, the bread roll was probably covered in more seed than Neil's settee after Babestation freeview. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Fat Neil? No Bubba. Neil worthington, Emeritus professor of astrophysics at Cambridge. Of course fat Neil.. ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Not even a single seed, the bread roll was probably covered in more seed than Neil's settee after Babestation freeview. I swear some of those Babestation women are over 18 Authoritah. Like all Britporn, it's fuckin gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2018 Report Share Posted October 1, 2018 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: I swear some of those Babestation women are over 18 Authoritah. Like all Britporn, it's fuckin gross. There's one of those channels called 'Asian Connections' Ratty. I don't trust those little yellow lizard women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 9 hours ago, ratcum said: I've seen the tragic story of the girl dying from eating a baguette containing sesame seeds but I don't see how the food industry can do much more. It will only lead to EVERYTHING having a label saying it might contain ANYTHING! Surely if you or a loved one had this godawful affliction, you would take your own nosh when travelling? W A R N I N G THIS PRODUCT MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF NUTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 Ha! I see the bleating Nazi has lost at Formula 1 again. You're so shit at wheel to wheel racing, not even your usual cheating can close the gap now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 On 10/1/2018 at 10:54 PM, Eric Cuntman said: There's one of those channels called 'Asian Connections' Ratty. I don't trust those little yellow lizard women. Our very own levantine lothario, Frank, enjoys nothing more than a bit of reptile on reptile action Authoritah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 On 10/2/2018 at 1:02 AM, 'eavensabove said: W A R N I N G THIS PRODUCT MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF NUTS Does it contain salt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 7, 2018 Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Does it contain salt? Yes, together with scrapings of elephant. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 On 10/7/2018 at 5:10 PM, ratcum said: Ha! I see the bleating Nazi has lost at Formula 1 again. You're so shit at wheel to wheel racing, not even your usual cheating can close the gap now. Red coated cheerless bastard got straight in his private Me109 and fucked off home immediately to avoid interviews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 55 minutes ago, Queefer said: Red coated cheerless bastard got straight in his private Me109 and fucked off home immediately to avoid interviews. I don't care if he's a kraut. I'd still rather him winning than that fucking rapper cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Queefer said: Red coated cheerless bastard got straight in his private Me109 and fucked off home immediately to avoid interviews. He needs to concentrate more and stop gassing about his problems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 8, 2018 Report Share Posted October 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't care if he's a kraut. I'd still rather him winning than that fucking rapper cunt. I like to see Ziko head the Dutch boy winning. One day technologists will create a cap that fits him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted October 9, 2018 Report Share Posted October 9, 2018 On 10/7/2018 at 6:22 PM, camberwell gypsy said: Does it contain salt? In a nutshell, the answer is 'could have' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 On 10/8/2018 at 9:04 PM, Queefer said: I like to see Ziko head the Dutch boy winning. One day technologists will create a cap that fits him he's an ugly clog-faced droog Mr Quiff. Why aren't gross aberrations like him strangled at birth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 14, 2018 Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: he's an ugly clog-faced droog Mr Quiff. Why aren't gross aberrations like him strangled at birth? Such thinning out of the gene pool at birth would leave fewer patients in need of my services in later life ratty, and that won't do at all. I can't live on ideology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2018 4 hours ago, scotty said: Such thinning out of the gene pool at birth would leave fewer patients in need of my services in later life ratty, and that won't do at all. I can't live on ideology. rural Irish catholics are still breeding Grotto, so stop moaning. You only have to feed the bastards potatoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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