Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 13 hours ago, King Billy said: You’re not doing very well at this, are you? Perhaps you’re not cut out for all this. Dreary, boring, simple, Trump felating unfunny prick that no one likes. KYS But look on the bright side at least you've been getting spacker likes from "glowworm" 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 On 18/07/2019 at 00:05, King Billy said: Fracking bastards. Gas them! Fracking Chinese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 2 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said: Dreary, boring, simple, Trump felating unfunny prick that no one likes. KYS But look on the bright side at least you've been getting spacker likes from "glowworm" 😂 You don’t get it Do you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 What is with all these cunts picking their micro scooters up by the handlebars and twirling the fucking scooter around? .. the little cunts who do this should be throttled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 The president of the National Farmers Union is Minette Batters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2019 Imagine getting tampons and crampons mixed up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 I've just been trying to complete the crossword in the copy of the Combat 18 magazine that Ape sent me .. no matter what words I try I cannot get any of them to fit .. it is as if there is no final solution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: I've just been trying to complete the crossword in the copy of the Combat 18 magazine that Ape sent me .. not matter what words I try I cannot get any of them to fit .. it is as if there is no final solution. Try Judenfrage and endlosungen, Magda fucking Goebbels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 On 12/08/2019 at 21:14, ratcum said: Imagine getting tampons and crampons mixed up! Speaking as a doctor, that's more easily done than you'd think. 😖😖 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 29 minutes ago, scotty said: Speaking as a doctor, that's more easily done than you'd think. 😖😖 It's like when you prescribe 100mg of Diamorphine over 12hrs, and accidentally add a nought to the '100' on the written treatment plan. oops. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's like when you prescribe 100mg of Diamorphine over 12hrs, and accidentally add a nought to the '100' on the written treatment plan. oops. You've been peeking again 😠😠😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 26 minutes ago, scotty said: You've been peeking again 😠😠😁 I've been undercover, as the redhead nurse with the big tits. You offered to show me your 'dilator'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 1 hour ago, scotty said: Speaking as a doctor, that's more easily done than you'd think. 😖😖 I did wonder why so many people had been dying on Everest lately. I guess tampax maxi just don't grip the rocks sufficiently, no matter how much they swell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 2 hours ago, DrCunt said: I did wonder why so many people had been dying on Everest lately. I guess tampax maxi just don't grip the rocks sufficiently, no matter how much they swell. They do if they're hanging out of roops back end and she's clinging on for dear life. Hold a grown man in full climbing gear, that would. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 1 minute ago, scotty said: They do if they're hanging out of roops back end and she's clinging on for dear life. Hold a grown man in full climbing gear, that would. And a couple of Sherpas, (the vans), not the bearded mountain guides. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 16, 2019 Report Share Posted August 16, 2019 58 minutes ago, scotty said: They do if they're hanging out of roops back end and she's clinging on for dear life. Hold a grown man in full climbing gear, that would. Sorry, but I can't subscribe to this hypothesis. I imagine it's been smashed in by so much BBC it would have difficulty gripping a breeze block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 20, 2019 Report Share Posted August 20, 2019 Cat dies after being shot dead with air rifle in Enfield https://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/news/17849163.cat-dies-shot-dead-air-rifle-enfield/?ref=rss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 20, 2019 Report Share Posted August 20, 2019 4 hours ago, Glowworm said: Cat dies after being shot dead with air rifle in Enfield https://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/news/17849163.cat-dies-shot-dead-air-rifle-enfield/?ref=rss So what’s your fucking point My Lady? My first thought is that Ms Ozugul probably comes from a country where cats are on the menu every day and she needs to fuck off back there. Fucking pronto. But don’t let me put words in your mouth. If you have nothing to say there must be a railway bridge near you that you can make use of. Know what I mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 I'm away for one week practicing without the glass cockpit and come back to this shit. One new member (who's a cunt) and the usual suspect badgering him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 On 20/08/2019 at 23:54, judgetwi said: So what’s your fucking point My Lady? My first thought is that Ms Ozugul probably comes from a country where cats are on the menu every day and she needs to fuck off back there. Fucking pronto. But don’t let me put words in your mouth. If you have nothing to say there must be a railway bridge near you that you can make use of. Know what I mean? Meow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Glowworm said: Meow! get the fuck off my thread and stop baiting Jewdy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 Just now, ratcum said: get the fuck off my thread and stop baiting Jewdy Jewd is my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 3 hours ago, Glowworm said: Jewd is my friend. Jewdy would consider the fuckin plague companionable after a session with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 24, 2019 Report Share Posted August 24, 2019 7 hours ago, ratcum said: I'm away for one week practicing without the glass cockpit and come back to this shit. One new member (who's a cunt) and the usual suspect badgering him. I've started fantasising about nazi women. Am I still a lesbian? I think it's their stern facial expressions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 24, 2019 Report Share Posted August 24, 2019 30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I've started fantasising about nazi women. Am I still a lesbian? I think it's their stern facial expressions. If you start wanking over a picture of Irma Grese, then start worrying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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