Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 34 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: They must have had plenty of nuts... Shut up ding. Yould be dropped in the sea so quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 7 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Shut up ding. Yould be dropped in the sea so quick. I've grown quite fond of Ding. It's undeniable that he is a spastic of the highest order, but his unrivalled idiocy has begun to appeal to me, and now I feel quite protective of him. The corner would be poorer without him. Like Star Trek without the Klingons, or E17 without the imbecile who ran himself over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 14 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've grown quite fond of Ding. It's undeniable that he is a spastic of the highest order, but his unrivalled idiocy has begun to appeal to me, and now I feel quite protective of him. The corner would be poorer without him. Like Star Trek without the Klingons, or E17 without the imbecile who ran himself over. Pretty much like the plate of catfood without the sprig of basil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 24 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've grown quite fond of Ding. It's undeniable that he is a spastic of the highest order, but his unrivalled idiocy has begun to appeal to me, and now I feel quite protective of him. The corner would be poorer without him. Like Star Trek without the Klingons, or E17 without the imbecile who ran himself over. He's not the worst, but very far from the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 37 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've grown quite fond of Ding. It's undeniable that he is a spastic of the highest order, but his unrivalled idiocy has begun to appeal to me, and now I feel quite protective of him. The corner would be poorer without him. Like Star Trek without the Klingons, or E17 without the imbecile who ran himself over. Ding is like the piracy warnings you get before a DVD goes to the film you want to watch...you can understand its reason for being there, but you still resents its presence and although you do your best to skip over it, it evades all attempts at fast forwarding....so it must just be endured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I've grown quite fond of Ding. It's undeniable that he is a spastic of the highest order, but his unrivalled idiocy has begun to appeal to me, and now I feel quite protective of him. The corner would be poorer without him. Like Star Trek without the Klingons, or E17 without the imbecile who ran himself over. Trekkie? E17? I'm not sure which is worse, you fucking fuckbag!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 24, 2016 Report Share Posted September 24, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: Ding is like the piracy warnings you get before a DVD goes to the film you want to watch...you can understand its reason for being there, but you still resents its presence and although you do your best to skip over it, it evades all attempts at fast forwarding....so it must just be endured. Can you stop with this awful gentlemanly tone that you drag around the site? A monotonous fucking nothing and by far the most disappointing long-standing member. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 7 hours ago, Frank said: Can you stop with this awful gentlemanly tone that you drag around the site? A monotonous fucking nothing and by far the most disappointing long-standing member. So the experts couldn't differentiate between a clit and a tumour you huge cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 10 hours ago, Frank said: Can you stop with this awful gentlemanly tone that you drag around the site? A monotonous fucking nothing and by far the most disappointing long-standing member. Oh come now dear boy, no need for such vitriol. Take your punishment instead of whining that its all so unfair you big crybaby.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 30, 2016 Report Share Posted September 30, 2016 On 9/23/2016 at 4:25 PM, Quincy Cockfingers said: Go on. But ensure your response is excellent, tantalising , and fucking awesome. Go. Quince, it isn't my place to answer for Baws. But the lad does have a tendency to venture into the realm of the surreal cunt, and you have said in the past that you really don't want to hear the details from anybody....I think the words you used were "fuck off you tedious cunt! Nobody wants to know." Or words to that effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 On 25/09/2016 at 9:33 AM, luke swarm said: Oh come now dear boy, no need for such vitriol. Take your punishment instead of whining that its all so unfair you big crybaby.. It's all that semen congealing in his small intestine,sloshing around stinking and promoting a bitter ill humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 On 30/09/2016 at 3:41 AM, Wizardsleeve said: Quince, it isn't my place to answer for Baws. But the lad does have a tendency to venture into the realm of the surreal cunt, and you have said in the past that you really don't want to hear the details from anybody....I think the words you used were "fuck off you tedious cunt! Nobody wants to know." Or words to that effect. Whassat? I said no such thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 46 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Whassat? I said no such thing. Yes you did. you have probably got the onset of dementia. Have you started putting your turds in the fridge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It's all that semen congealing in his small intestine,sloshing around stinking and promoting a bitter ill humour. you are mistaken Quince.....the semen is this case is deposited from the south side so technically it would be the large intestine side......errr I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 On 24/09/2016 at 20:49, Decimus said: I've grown quite fond of Ding. It's undeniable that he is a spastic of the highest order, but his unrivalled idiocy has begun to appeal to me, and now I feel quite protective of him. The corner would be poorer without him. Like Star Trek without the Klingons, or E17 without the imbecile who ran himself over. Decs. I've just perused this in the back-catalogue. In the last sentence, you mention Star Trek, and an imbecile that runs himself over... ..Nostradecimus! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Decs. I've just perused this in the back-catalogue. In the last sentence, you mention Star Trek, and an imbecile that runs himself over... ..Nostradecimus! I'm hit and miss with my predictions, depending on the amount of coke I've shoved up my hooter. I assume that night I hadn't imbibed the magic amount. I definitely called the queer cunt running over his own faggot head, but I also predicted that the corner would be a poorer place without Ding. He's been gone a while, so I'm happy to admit that I was quite clearly wrong. Hopefully I'll do a bag tomorrow and get one of my visions. Ding and Pen perched precariously on the edge of the cliffs at Filey inside his vile rape-caravan, tipping over the edge to plummet to their deaths as a result of Ding furiously simulating having sex with one of his many fictitious conquests. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 I have recently taking to stuffing the money under the bookcase .. fuck all this cards malarky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 57 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Decs. I've just perused this in the back-catalogue. In the last sentence, you mention Star Trek, and an imbecile that runs himself over... ..Nostradecimus! Less than psychic though, considering Yelchin ran himself over in June 2016, and Dec's post was made in September 2016. That's how urban legends get started, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Less than psychic though, considering Yelchin ran himself over in June 2016, and Dec's post was made in September 2016. That's how urban legends get started, though. Why do you have to ruin everything with your so called 'facts'? I thought the poof only died of stupidity about a year ago, and that Decs had developed some, Dr Manhattan-esque ability to see snippets of viable future timeline events. You're clearly the type of sick fuck that goes round telling people that Father Christmas isn't real. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 17, 2019 Report Share Posted May 17, 2019 What boils my piss even more than this scam is when the minimum wage fucktard at the till asks for your email address. Why? "So we can email you your receipt in case you need to return the item". I'm buying grundies because I've followed through after a curry last night that was hotter than the sun, I somehow don't think you're going to let me return them. Fuck off, I don't want junk mail from your select fucking partners. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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