Jiggerycock Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 When did this become acceptable? Did I miss a meeting with the Grammar Police? I know (because I took the minutes), I was at the AGM where we ordered defenestration to those starting a sentence / reply with 'So', but how did this latest childish cuntspeak abomination escape attention? As usual with all things cunty, it's been set in motion by arch-cunt, titty-beard sporter and git-earring wearer Lewis Hamilton, who thanks people who are 'super-supportive' about his 'super light-hearted' action at a press conference the other day. The shithead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 I mean, at least when David Harris-Jones did it in Reggie Perrin (easy Punkape!) it was funny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Those packets of instant noodles are pretty damn good though, I would almost state they are *****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 40 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: The shithead. My shithead-o-meter actually classifies him as a super-shithead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: I mean, at least when David Harris-Jones did it in Reggie Perrin (easy Punkape!) it was funny. Manky didn't get where he is today by ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: I mean, at least when David Harris-Jones did it in Reggie Perrin (easy Punkape!) it was funny. I didn't get where I am today by reading all the drivel posted by cunts like you.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: I didn't get where I am today by reading all the drivel posted by cunts like you.... That was actually very good Punky, you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 7 minutes ago, Ape said: That was actually very good Punky, you cunt. I think I'm improving.... You can fuck off as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 25 minutes ago, Punkape said: I didn't get where I am today by reading all the drivel posted by cunts like you.... I'll set 'em up - you knock 'em in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: I mean, at least when David Harris-Jones did it in Reggie Perrin (easy Punkape!) it was funny. Watched 2001 A Space Odiyiso .. Story at the weekend and had forgotten Reggie was in it , but no fucking sign of Audrey Roberts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 I would cheerfully launch Lewis Hamilton into a supermassive black hole. Matt Bellamy is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 26 minutes ago, Punkape said: I think I'm improving.... You can fuck off as well... I try and pay you a compliment and this is how you thank me? Go fuck yourselves. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 39 minutes ago, Ape said: That was actually very good Punky, you cunt. Still shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: When did this become acceptable? Did I miss a meeting with the Grammar Police? I know (because I took the minutes), I was at the AGM where we ordered defenestration to those starting a sentence / reply with 'So', but how did this latest childish cuntspeak abomination escape attention? As usual with all things cunty, it's been set in motion by arch-cunt, titty-beard sporter and git-earring wearer Lewis Hamilton, who thanks people who are 'super-supportive' about his 'super light-hearted' action at a press conference the other day. The shithead. Good nom. I was thinking about nomming this as well. It super freezes my piss this does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: I think I'm improving.... Couldn't get any fucking worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 8 minutes ago, neil298 said: Couldn't get any fucking worse From the fat cunt in makeup..... sod off.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Even bigger cunt. Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 3 hours ago, Punkape said: I didn't get where I am today by reading all the drivel posted by cunts like you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 26 minutes ago, Even bigger cunt. said: You can stick that up your civil partner's arse.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 7 minutes ago, Punkape said: You can stick that up your civil partner's arse.... I bet that you would love some frozen broccoli spears up you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: I bet that you would love some frozen broccoli spears up you. I'll bet you've had Dianne Abbot's arm and Michael Portillos leg up yours... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 36 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'll bet you've had Dianne Abbot's arm and Michael Portillos leg up yours... Fuck off. That sounds super. Christopher Reeve is a cunt.......and a spaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Just now, Drew P Pissflaps said: That sounds super. Christopher Reeve is a cunt.......and a spaz. He's dead you thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 45 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I bet that you would love some frozen broccoli spears up you. ... or a witch's finger aka a giant limestone stalagmite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 The Hamilton cunt and his pals also overuse "for sure", for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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