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4 minutes ago, witheredscrote said:

I had a really funny dream this afternoon Droopy, you were stuck halfway up a flight of stairs for 8 hours in a Stannah chair due to a power cut. There was piss and shit running out the bottom of your trousers.

A stair lift? In a bungalow? You fucking maniac.

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2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

If only Punkape's father had worn two condoms, to be sure, to be sure.

One MikeD... there's only one MikeD... one MikeD...

I can see it now. Daddy Punkers with a glint in his eye, struggling to get the second rubber overcoat on his droopy little old man. And he might have managed it as well, until Mummy Punkers exclaimed "surely not!". And who could blame her? They're weren't ribbed or even strawberry flavoured in those days, as far as I can remember, ahem.

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2 hours ago, witheredscrote said:

I had a really funny dream this afternoon Droopy, you were stuck halfway up a flight of stairs for 8 hours in a Stannah chair due to a power cut. There was piss and shit running out the bottom of your trousers.

You were sleeping during the day, you lazy cunt.

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2 hours ago, Extremecunt said:

Lol

IThinkYoureSuper.gif

that's the spirit, keep trying and sooner or later you are bound to say something mildly amusing....now get back to searching for unfunny pictures on googley

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1 hour ago, luke swarm said:

that's the spirit, keep trying and sooner or later you are bound to say something mildly amusing....now get back to searching for unfunny pictures on googley

I have 100s on my phone. Your about to sample them all.

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4 hours ago, witheredscrote said:

I had a really funny dream this afternoon Droopy, you were stuck halfway up a flight of stairs for 8 hours in a Stannah chair due to a power cut. There was piss and shit running out the bottom of your trousers.

I enjoyed this Withers.

Thanks.

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