Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 There is one of these bog clogging fucking cunts at work. We have our suspicions, but nobody has caught him in the act. One of the young female interns went in after the culprit had struck, and by the ear drum piercing screech, one would have thought she had been attacked in the stall. She left the room in a hot footed hurry, not bothering to clear her desk before proclaiming she quit. When the poor sod went in to sort the toilet out, he was shocked to find what he described a back door anaconda in the s-pipe. Three times now, the disgusting bastard has done this, and the natives in the office are putting on their headhunting war paint. FFS, reach under the sink, grab the plunger and open it up, you cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 Wiz you are inviting the inevitable "pile of ......." response, to what was in reality a pile of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 Do you work in one of those portacabins at a scrap yard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 I have put a potato masher next to the toilet for just such occasions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 1 minute ago, Gurt said: I have put a potato masher next to the toilet for just such occasions. And also a small plate, some salt, pepper and a bit of Naan bread too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 I keep a super soaker next to the shitehouse. I gave great fun furiously pumping it before shooting all over the shit and blasting it to its watery grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 I hear that you prefer the 'sperm ripple' flavour from Punkapes mr. Whippy machine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 Apparently it is a sign of good health if you do massive turds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 5 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Do you work in one of those portacabins at a scrap yard? Wiz, Bill means 'Junk Yard', you Royal Post loathing, Stars and Stripes saluting shit-for-brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 24 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Wiz, Bill means 'Junk Yard', you Royal Post loathing, Stars and Stripes saluting shit-for-brains. I've found wiz to be pretty good value in recent times, so it's only fair we give the burger and French fried potato munching fuckwit a full translation. "Does y'all works at one of thems trailers in the junk yard?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 13 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: There is one of these bog clogging fucking cunts at work. We have our suspicions, but nobody has caught him in the act. One of the young female interns went in after the culprit had struck, and by the ear drum piercing screech, one would have thought she had been attacked in the stall. She left the room in a hot footed hurry, not bothering to clear her desk before proclaiming she quit. When the poor sod went in to sort the toilet out, he was shocked to find what he described a back door anaconda in the s-pipe. Three times now, the disgusting bastard has done this, and the natives in the office are putting on their headhunting war paint. FFS, reach under the sink, grab the plunger and open it up, you cunts! Do you work or "reside" at Broadmoor ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 I blame the waterless flushing systems that your employer insists on using and McNuggets are specifically designed to block 'u' bends. Find another employer you spaz. I bet they don't have this trouble in Burger King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: Apparently it is a sign of good health if you do massive turds. In that case gobbler I must be the healthiest cunt on the planet. You haven't seen my wife. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 1 hour ago, scotty said: In that case gobbler I must be the healthiest cunt on the planet. You haven't seen my wife. I haven't seen stickers mrs either. I bet she's healthier than both of you put together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 I know the guilty party isn't Bill or Bubba, transients who reek of stale piss and month old shit filled Tenas would be severely beaten and expelled from the premises by the overzealous lads in security. That's not to say they haven't clogged a few or made the waters runneth over in somebody's lavatory. For reasons that should be obvious, I must decline disclosing my employment. I'm sure you all understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 21 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I know the guilty party isn't Bill or Bubba, transients who reek of stale piss and month old shit filled Tenas would be severely beaten and expelled from the premises by the overzealous lads in security. That's not to say they haven't clogged a few or made the waters runneth over in somebody's lavatory. For reasons that should be obvious, I must decline disclosing my employment. I'm sure you all understand. Temp agency cleaner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 SpunkGape has recommended a good home enema kit, I'm yet to try it. He refers to himself as a specialist in these matters. Who am I to argue, he seems to know a lot about the old fleshy catflap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Agency cleaner? Bubba actually got trapped in a U bend, luckily the girl who's arse he was trying to infiltrate heard his splutters and called fire brigade. Thank God for the jaws of life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 53 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: Bubba actually got trapped in a U bend, luckily the girl who's arse he was trying to infiltrate heard his splutters and called fire brigade. Thank God for the jaws of life! What is this utter shit you insist on posting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubba C said: What is this utter shit you insist on posting? Calm it Bubbishi, you are boring everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: What is this utter shit you insist on posting? Up your game Bubba and fuck this boring cunt off. 258 posts of complete shite to date. His only achievement so far is to have bored Lady P. to death, and she used to think Ding funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 9 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Up your game Bubba and fuck this boring cunt off. 258 posts of complete shite to date. His only achievement so far is to have bored Lady P. to death, and she used to think Ding funny. I've tried, but his thick skull seems impervious to the realisation that he's a stupid fucking cunt. Credit where it's due on the Lady P front, maybe I've been too harsh on the little mong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 4 hours ago, scotty said: In that case gobbler I must be the healthiest cunt on the planet. You haven't seen my wife. bastard, made me cough up my drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: Temp agency cleaner? Temp agencies don't have their own private security force. Guess again, matey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 18, 2016 Report Share Posted October 18, 2016 5 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I've found wiz to be pretty good value in recent times, so it's only fair we give the burger and French fried potato munching fuckwit a full translation. "Does y'all works at one of thems trailers in the junk yard?" Y'all come back and see us real soon now y'hear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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