WOT, no Brexit plan!!

[Guest judgetwi]

7 hours ago, Glowworm said:

I do hope that the Australian Dollar does really well against the pound 🤣

So I come in from the pub with my carry out and my grab bag of original flavour Hula Hoops and I have to read this appalling mockery of my old mate, Bertie Big  Bollocks.

I’m sorry My Lady but i don’t appreciate you laughing at Bertie just because he moved to the other side of the world and is going to be poorer than if he stayed.......and all because of the remoaner wankers he loves so much in the first place! I refuse to laugh because I know how much Bertie respects money and all the rich cunts who he thinks are his friends.

On the other hand, imagine the poor cunt gets his white, colonialist throat cut by a bunch of drunken Abos! Or one of those big Aussie arachnids 🕷 bites his winkle when he’s sitting on the dunny!

Now THAT would be fucking funny.

😁😁😀😂😂😂🤣🤣

[Guest Betterthanyou]

On 09/08/2019 at 15:55, Last Cunt Standing said:

My NHS pension is paid in pounds, Judy, so I am still interested. Distantly. 

Anyone that can't support themselves in retirement and has to rely on a pension is a cunt anyway.

[Guest judgetwi]

Fuck me, what an entertainment! The remoaners are crying like girls, absolutely going fucking arsehole crazy , signing petitions, running around comparing the Eton toffboy to Hitler. The sly cunt has completely outfoxed them , made them look like a right bunch of cunts. We have the ridiculous sight of Jezza , the terrorist loving cunt who refuses to sing the National Anthem, demanding to see the Queen. Smart move Boris, you have to hand it to him. 

PS just for clarification I wouldn’t trust that posh cunt any further than I can gob. Or any other posh cunt for that matter.

[PANZER MURPHY]

Fascinating stuff jewdz baby..deliver democracy by suspending it with permission from an unelected monarch..must be great to be in the middle of it all

Panzbaby 

[The Beast]

6 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Fuck me, what an entertainment! The remoaners are crying like girls, absolutely going fucking arsehole crazy , signing petitions, running around comparing the Eton toffboy to Hitler. The sly cunt has completely outfoxed them , made them look like a right bunch of cunts. We have the ridiculous sight of Jezza , the terrorist loving cunt who refuses to sing the National Anthem, demanding to see the Queen. Smart move Boris, you have to hand it to him. 

PS just for clarification I wouldn’t trust that posh cunt any further than I can gob. Or any other posh cunt for that matter.

As much as I like to see quislings such as Grieve and Cuckold Bercow have a sub arachnoid haemorrhage, I don’t really see what Alexander Johnson has been told he can achieve by this move.

As the dust settles, I think he has kicked himself in the bollocks.

Apparently, I hear whispers that snake Cummings is in hospital having surgery for underlying ischaemic bowel disease.

[The Beast]

30 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Fascinating stuff jewdz baby..deliver democracy by suspending it with permission from an unelected monarch..must be great to be in the middle of it all

Panzbaby 

You are not wrong, but nonetheless more amusing than gaylord Varadkar blowing 400k entertaining his overseas visitors with vibrating cock rings and copious quantities of fisting butter.

[King Billy]

22 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Fascinating stuff jewdz baby..deliver democracy by suspending it with permission from an unelected monarch..must be great to be in the middle of it all

Panzbaby 

We could just keep on rerunning the referendum until the remoaner slags get the result they want. Then we can install a sodomite as PM, beg our EU masters for forgiveness for daring to want to leave and settle down for the rest of time as the whipping boys of Europe, sat on or own on the naughty step of the United States of Europe with Panzys lot keeping a beady eye on us incase we have any more crazy ideas like that mad Brexit nonsense again.

NO SURRENDER !!!

[Mrs Roops]

2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Fascinating stuff jewdz baby..deliver democracy by suspending it with permission from an unelected monarch..must be great to be in the middle of it all

Panzbaby 

The current Head of State has always been scrupulously apolitical and no doubt had consulted with the Privy Council. What Johnson asked for was nothing unusual in setting the parliamentary calendar though he obviously manipulated the timings for political advantage.

Its becoming clear that Team Boris is a completely different animal compared to the nervous hand-wringers that staffed Mrs May's kitchen cabinet. During the summer recess they have been studying all the permutations like a team of chess grand masters whilst the remainers spent the past few weeks bickering over which has-been politico should be leader of a "unity" government. Boris has also ensured that the perception of running the country is key with countless policy initiatives to do with the domestic agenda. The nature of the game is that everything is high risk but like or loath him, you can't fault the way he's played it.

[King Billy]

21 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

The current Head of State has always been scrupulously apolitical and no doubt had consulted with the Privy Council. What Johnson asked for was nothing unusual in setting the parliamentary calendar though he obviously manipulated the timings for political advantage.

Its becoming clear that Team Boris is a completely different animal compared to the nervous hand-wringers that staffed Mrs May's kitchen cabinet. During the summer recess they have been studying all the permutations like a team of chess grand masters whilst the remainers spent the past few weeks bickering over which has-been politico should be leader of a "unity" government. Boris has also ensured that the perception of running the country is key with countless policy initiatives to do with the domestic agenda. The nature of the game is that everything is high risk but like or loath him, you can't fault the way he's played it.

I think it’s hilarious to see all these hypocritical MP cunts up in arms with smoke belching out of their arseholes. Wether Brexit happens or not it’s certainly been a lot of fun to see them on days like yesterday spinning around like ‘whirling dervishes’ screaming about how outraged they are. The same fuckers who managed not to be outraged when they’ve had Bercow manipulate and twist centuries of precedent to help them frustrate the Brexiteers.People need to wake up and realise that politicians are in most cases the biggest bunch of wankers alive and they should chill out, sit back and have a good laugh at the soppy bastards. That’s about all they deserve. I think Boris has just given the cunts a touch of their own medicine. In the words of Corporal Jones “They don’t like it up em”

[Witheredscrote]

26 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

The current Head of State has always been scrupulously apolitical and no doubt had consulted with the Privy Council. What Johnson asked for was nothing unusual in setting the parliamentary calendar though he obviously manipulated the timings for political advantage.

Its becoming clear that Team Boris is a completely different animal compared to the nervous hand-wringers that staffed Mrs May's kitchen cabinet. During the summer recess they have been studying all the permutations like a team of chess grand masters whilst the remainers spent the past few weeks bickering over which has-been politico should be leader of a "unity" government. Boris has also ensured that the perception of running the country is key with countless policy initiatives to do with the domestic agenda. The nature of the game is that everything is high risk but like or loath him, you can't fault the way he's played it.

@Ape , I would appreciate your opinion on this.

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, The Beast said:

You are not wrong, but nonetheless more amusing than gaylord Varadkar blowing 400k entertaining his overseas visitors with vibrating cock rings and copious quantities of fisting butter.

Kerry Gold the discerning Irish poofs fisting butter of choice.

[Penny Farthing]

28 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said:

The current Head of State has always been scrupulously apolitical and no doubt had consulted with the Privy Council. What Johnson asked for was nothing unusual in setting the parliamentary calendar though he obviously manipulated the timings for political advantage.

Its becoming clear that Team Boris is a completely different animal compared to the nervous hand-wringers that staffed Mrs May's kitchen cabinet. During the summer recess they have been studying all the permutations like a team of chess grand masters whilst the remainers spent the past few weeks bickering over which has-been politico should be leader of a "unity" government. Boris has also ensured that the perception of running the country is key with countless policy initiatives to do with the domestic agenda. The nature of the game is that everything is high risk but like or loath him, you can't fault the way he's played it.

https://www.itv.com/news/2019-08-28/mps-have-themselves-to-blame-for-how-johnson-is-marginalising-them-writes-robert-peston/

[King Billy]

1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Ape , I would appreciate your opinion on this.

Just paint over it. 2 coats of Dulux exterior whitewash.

[Ape™️]

14 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

@Ape , I would appreciate your opinion on this.

And I would appreciate it if you refrain from name-dropping me and speaking to me ever again.

[Penny Farthing]

14 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I think it’s hilarious to see all these hypocritical MP cunts up in arms with smoke belching out of their arseholes. Wether Brexit happens or not it’s certainly been a lot of fun to see them on days like yesterday spinning around like ‘whirling dervishes’ screaming about how outraged they are. The same fuckers who managed not to be outraged when they’ve had Bercow manipulate and twist centuries of precedent to help them frustrate the Brexiteers.People need to wake up and realise that politicians are in most cases the biggest bunch of wankers alive and they should chill out, sit back and have a good laugh at the soppy bastards. That’s about all they deserve. I think Boris has just given the cunts a touch of their own medicine. In the words of Corporal Jones “They don’t like it up em”

TBH just sitting on the sidelines watching the show is the best thing to do at the moment. Not only are the remoaners outraged but also a lot of the leavers are dithering at the moment, Boris has done the right thing having grasped the nettle. I suspect that one or two cunts in high places who are protesting in public are actually breathing a sigh of relief.

[PANZER MURPHY]

28 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Kerry Gold the discerning Irish poofs fisting butter of choice.

Speakin o Kerry gold butter ya didnt send any with the packet of smash ya pox  prátaí without butter ..youve been too long with the brits

Panzbaby 

 

[Roadkill]

9 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Fuck me, what an entertainment! The remoaners are crying like girls, absolutely going fucking arsehole crazy , signing petitions, running around comparing the Eton toffboy to Hitler. The sly cunt has completely outfoxed them , made them look like a right bunch of cunts. We have the ridiculous sight of Jezza , the terrorist loving cunt who refuses to sing the National Anthem, demanding to see the Queen. Smart move Boris, you have to hand it to him. 

PS just for clarification I wouldn’t trust that posh cunt any further than I can gob. Or any other posh cunt for that matter.

Its all fake outrage - a pantomime to try and save face by the cunts who have had years to sort it out like adults and now don't like the idea of being made to stand in the corner for a few days like the petulant children they've all acted as. Some spackers in the BBC News comments were even demanding the queen abdicate the throne last night - fucking loonies.

[King Billy]

1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said:

Speakin o Kerry gold butter ya didnt send any with the packet of smash ya pox  prátaí without butter ..youve been too long with the brits

Panzbaby 

 

Perhaps, but I don’t see anything wrong with a generous drizzle of extra virgin Olive oil on my Artisan baked ciabatta. 

Anyway U must go Panz I can hear my chauffeur outside in the Bentley.

[PANZER MURPHY]

7 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Perhaps, but I don’t see anything wrong with a generous drizzle of extra virgin Olive oil on my Artisan baked ciabatta. 

Anyway U must go Panz I can hear my chauffeur outside in the Bentley.

He'll probs tell ya not to use the airwrench to tighten the wheel nuts ..ya boiler suited kwik fit dancin cunt

Panzbaby 

[King Billy]

1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said:

He'll probs tell ya not to use the airwrench to tighten the wheel nuts ..ya boiler suited kwik fit dancin cunt

Panzbaby 

I recently acquired Kwik Fit to add to my portfolio. And as you well know Panz I only dance on my many evenings out socialising with my extremely wealthy friends.

[PANZER MURPHY]

3 hours ago, The Beast said:

You are not wrong, but nonetheless more amusing than gaylord Varadkar blowing 400k entertaining his overseas visitors with vibrating cock rings and copious quantities of fisting butter.

The jews meet visitin dignitaries at the airport with bread n salt..we have butter n dildos..that could explain why Google..facebook...LinkedIn ..eBay..PayPal ..salesforce....jake reese moogs hedge fund thing..an a plethora of banks n insurance companies have their headquarters here.

Panzbaby 

[PANZER MURPHY]

4 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I recently acquired Kwik Fit to add to my portfolio. And as you well know Panz I only dance on my many evenings out socialising with my extremely wealthy friends.

Laffin...I design mansions and then live in them 

Panzbaby 

[King Billy]

7 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Laffin...I design mansions and then live in them 

Panzbaby 

I grow magic mushrooms and then eat them. I have no likes Panz. 

How the fuck are you?

[PANZER MURPHY]

11 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I grow magic mushrooms and then eat them. I have no likes Panz. 

How the fuck are you?

Ive no likes either..ive a life..im grand..plannin a trip north nextweek..meetin a wan in carrickfergus for a drink n whatever happens after that..shes one of yours i believe...told her to bring her old pipe band uniform n beret..ill bring me old ski mask n well hammer out some kinda cross border agreement 

Panzbaby 

[King Billy]

11 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Ive no likes either..ive a life..im grand..plannin a trip north nextweek..meetin a wan in carrickfergus for a drink n whatever happens after that..shes one of yours i believe...told her to bring her old pipe band uniform n beret..ill bring me old ski mask n well hammer out some kinda cross border agreement 

Panzbaby 

I’ll get the boys from the Rathcoole estate to burst in and shout your name. Maybe shoot the place up a bit. She’ll be like the proverbial ‘fisting butter’ in your calloused hands Panz. Just remember though, the ladies up North won’t agree to any of that Pervy fucked up shit that you lot are always getting up to down South.