Penny Farthing Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Granted princess brilliant knows how to quote some dry numbers to make herself look awfully clever. But equally, she's made herself look a right cunt duking it out with arch thicko MongC in the gutter. I've lost all respect as it's driven away punters away in their droves having to read that shite of an evening. A spell in the cooler would sort her out. Bring back hard man and wild party animal, rick. Mongo is an absolute legend .. a legend in his very own faux cotswold stone clad garden shed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: 'Here here' is something you might use to calm a baby. 'Hear hear' is a term often used to illustrate agreement, which is what you were looking for. Book author indeed. You fucking thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 21 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Jazz, do you think it would’ve been better for the universe if the smack had killed you and you hadn’t procreated? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Jazz, do you think it would’ve been better for the universe if the smack had killed you and you hadn’t procreated? We'll never know. On the other hand, you'd have faired better had you not been the sperm that won the race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 Nothing new on statute to prevent no deal. It now looks like 29th March is nailed on. Over to you Mr Fucking Juncker cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 25 minutes ago, The Beast said: Nothing new on statute to prevent no deal. It now looks like 29th March is nailed on. Over to you Mr Fucking Juncker cunt. No , but she’s got a mandate to go to Brussels and ask for an extension. Pisshead Juncker will stamp his feet, call her a bitch and look very annoyed. Cue another year of project fear. All going very much to plan if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 On 26/09/2018 at 23:16, 'eavensabove said: We'll never know. On the other hand, you'd have faired better had you not been the sperm that won the race. top class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 I rarely get proper vexed these days but cunt Boris Johnson's cunt mother set me off today. This Tory spawning hag is moaning about the NHS not sending her a carer. FUCK! Your cuntagonal sons are all about dismantling it completely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 I'd like to sew a ravenous wolf up inside your womb. Considering the parturition nightmares that cave has seen, there'll be plenty of room. FUCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 52 minutes ago, The Bishop said: top class He should beware the ides of March. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: No , but she’s got a mandate to go to Brussels and ask for an extension. Pisshead Juncker will stamp his feet, call her a bitch and look very annoyed. Cue another year of project fear. All going very much to plan if you ask me. Hold yourself together you cynical old sod, it's going to happen. Traitors Grieve and Cooper were kicked in the cunts tonight. Soubry is probably consoling closet gay cunt Umuna. Nothing will change this exit date, with or without a deal, with or without concessions from piss head cunt. That is the status quo, but you wouldn't think it listening to the fucking Biased Broadcasting Corporation. No deal is worse for them than us cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 Conservative peer Lord Maurice Saatchi say's that the result of the referendum was actually ‘we’re not sure, we can’t decide’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 12 hours ago, ratcum said: I rarely get proper vexed these days but cunt Boris Johnson's cunt mother set me off today. This Tory spawning hag is moaning about the NHS not sending her a carer. FUCK! Your cuntagonal sons are all about dismantling it completely. She say's that she has never voted conservative and the protest she is involved with is not about a carer but is about not replacing specialist Parkinsons nurse who made regular home visits to some 300 other people besides her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 11 hours ago, The Beast said: Hold yourself together you cynical old sod, it's going to happen. Traitors Grieve and Cooper were kicked in the cunts tonight. Soubry is probably consoling closet gay cunt Umuna. Nothing will change this exit date, with or without a deal, with or without concessions from piss head cunt. That is the status quo, but you wouldn't think it listening to the fucking Biased Broadcasting Corporation. No deal is worse for them than us cunts. Indeed, Yvette Cooper's amendment to delay Brexit in the event of "The Deal" not being approved by parliament was defeated. Clearly a few Remain MP's had realised the danger of overturning the democratic will of the British electorate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 40 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Indeed, Yvette Cooper's amendment to delay Brexit in the event of "The Deal" not being approved by parliament was defeated. Clearly a few Remain MP's had realised the danger of overturning the democratic will of the British electorate. Just been looking at a few remoaner posts on facebook. Its still not a done deal Hmmm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 30, 2019 Report Share Posted January 30, 2019 9 hours ago, The Bishop said: She say's that she has never voted conservative and the protest she is involved with is not about a carer but is about not replacing specialist Parkinsons nurse who made regular home visits to some 300 other people besides her. Don't try to muddy the waters by bringing the truth into this. She's a Tory womb on legs and that's enough for me. There's a cunt daughter as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 On 30/01/2019 at 20:26, ratcum said: Don't try to muddy the waters by bringing the truth into this. She's a Tory womb on legs and that's enough for me. There's a cunt daughter as well. They talk about Brexit as if it the end of the world rather than just the end if the UK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 Buffoon Alexander Ponsonby Johnson is trying to bluff the EU that he will take the UK plc out of the shitty club without a withdrawal agreement. They won't fall for this bullshit and consequently even more money will be pissed up the wall. When it comes to the crunch, the two choices will be to ask for an extension or leave with no deal. He, like Mrs May, will not have the bollocks for it. I still think we will leave without a deal, not in October 2019, though at a later date due to the election of Nigel Fucking Farage as a significant player in the parliamentary arithmetic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 1 hour ago, The Beast said: Buffoon Alexander Ponsonby Johnson is trying to bluff the EU that he will take the UK plc out of the shitty club without a withdrawal agreement. They won't fall for this bullshit and consequently even more money will be pissed up the wall. When it comes to the crunch, the two choices will be to ask for an extension or leave with no deal. He, like Mrs May, will not have the bollocks for it. I still think we will leave without a deal, not in October 2019, though at a later date due to the election of Nigel Fucking Farage as a significant player in the parliamentary arithmetic. Well, as with everything Brexit-related, none of us has a fucking scooby what the future holds (Remainers are great crystal ball gazers right up to the point where you ask them for the winner of The Stewards Cup on Saturday, at which point they clam up like Mother Theresa's vertical smile). That being said, yer man Johnson seems intent on putting a big 'October 31st' shaped noose around his neck, to the point where if we are not out by then, he's going to look (even more like) like twelve kinds of arse. My guess is that no-deal might all happen by mistake, the only upside being that we can all laugh at Leo Varadkar when he realises his Brit-bashing, fellation of the EU has, to fuck up a ropey metaphor, turned round and bitten him on the backside good and proper as he tries to get a deep water container port built in a day at Craggy Island, Dover now being effectively closed to the billions of Euro's worth of Irish trade that currently flows through it. Hell for shits n' giggles, we might even call in the debt they owe us for the bailout we gave them a few years back, to give us a warm glow over the nuclear winter that's apparently going to come down on our pointy little heads when no deal is made flesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 We're not yer enemy jiggers baby...yer been fed a turd burger..yer enemies are in whitehall...and their incompetence makes our incompetents look like statesmen Panzbaby 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: We're not yer enemy jiggers baby...yer been fed a turd burger..yer enemies are in whitehall...and their incompetence makes our incompetents look like statesmen Panzbaby Good Evening Panz. What time does your U Boat cruise under the North Atlantic set sail from Cork. Send me some periscope pics of the Manhattan skyline and do try the ‘Swimming with torpedoes’ day. It’s a hoot. Billybaby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Good Evening Panz. What time does your U Boat cruise under the North Atlantic set sail from Cork. Send me some periscope pics of the Manhattan skyline and do try the ‘Swimming with torpedoes’ day. It’s a hoot. Billybaby. I was hoping that he might take Decimus "swimming with sharks". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 2 minutes ago, Glowworm said: I was hoping that he might take Decimus "swimming with sharks". ‘Dances With Poodles’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 7 minutes ago, King Billy said: ‘Dances With Poodles’ Toy poodles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 31, 2019 Report Share Posted July 31, 2019 6 hours ago, King Billy said: Good Evening Panz. What time does your U Boat cruise under the North Atlantic set sail from Cork. Send me some periscope pics of the Manhattan skyline and do try the ‘Swimming with torpedoes’ day. It’s a hoot. Billybaby. Billy baby..hows the form..i fear its only a matter of time before arleen n sammy are separated from the precious union by a big fat red line down the middle of the Irish sea for all his failings boris is a practical n pragmatic man Panzbaby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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