camberwell gypsy Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 3 hours ago, Neil said: I see this vacuous cunt is up to her tricks again.|If youre gonna get your tits out then stop fucking whinging when they get photographed and put all over the web/papers,It's what you wanted to achieve after all.The upskirt pic with your gash on view was no fucking accident either you fucking slapper,having said that if you could see your way to letting me spaff on those tits and munch on your axe wound that'd be dandy. As always Neil, a gentleman and a scholar. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 3 hours ago, Neil said: I see this vacuous cunt is up to her tricks again.|If youre gonna get your tits out then stop fucking whinging when they get photographed and put all over the web/papers,It's what you wanted to achieve after all.The upskirt pic with your gash on view was no fucking accident either you fucking slapper,having said that if you could see your way to letting me spaff on those tits and munch on your axe wound that'd be dandy. I thought you were a man of class Neil? Any cunt prepared to go near the slabs of fishy beef curtain belonging to this bug eyed slag, needs a solid 48 hours in front of playboy TV to see the error of their ways. Putting aside the ridiculous "look at me, I'm right on" stance she takes towards political issues way beyond her spunk and booze addled brain, she's fucking ugly. A cross between gonzo and cheddar man and I'd gladly fuck either of those before this fetid whore got stubbys stubby 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 13, 2019 Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 Its only sexual assault if the cheque bounces..................these fame hungry cunts do my head in,like the cunt that said Neymar raped her,she's sure gonna get some of that where she's going.PS I'd still give Lily a fucking good seeing to nonetheless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 13, 2019 Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Devious whore. "And I'll take my clothes off, and it will be shameless 'Cause everyone knows that's how you get famous" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 13, 2019 Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 She wouldn't have said a fucking word if the alleged perv had been black. Retarded fucking quisling slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 13, 2019 Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 Ah, Lily Allen, the gift that keeps on giving. Who can forget her classic line "I've only ever been sexually assaulted by white males". I'd imagine that the reason for this is that despite fawning over the Ape peoples of the Indus valley, Lily has always lived in exclusively white, gated communities populated by millionaires. She's quite happy for the average citizen to live cheek by jowl with savages who stink out the entire fucking street by cooking any creature that moves, but I doubt she's ever been woken up at three in the morning by Bangla music and some shine knocking his kids about. Next time you go to the Calais Jungle crying on our country's behalf, Lily, leave behind your film crew and bodyguards. Give it ten minutes and see if you can still honestly say you've only ever been involuntarily fingered by white men. Utter, utter, stupid fucking slag. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted September 13, 2019 Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 It’s not unusual for someone who has a multiple of homes worth millions in London’s prestigious Notting Hill or the cosy Cotswolds to portray themselves as a caring socialist, and to criticise a country which has provided her a lifestyle the rest of us can only dream about. Had she actually worked for her money, like the vast majority of us do, I am fairly certain her stance would be very different indeed. I’d love to see someone like Katie Hopkins tear the spoilt little brat a new arsehole live on TV. What a hypocritical fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 13, 2019 Report Share Posted September 13, 2019 Can't stand this horrid privilegded no talent no brain, media attention seeking whore.She needs dropping off at an Isis stronghold for a good old in-out and torture session. You won't be in Kansas then lily and your rose-tinted glasses will be shattered. Only the dumbest of the dumb would take this thick cunt seriously. I would never hit a woman but would make an exception for this stupid deluded dunce. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 I hear Lily has just arrived in Calais with a lorry load of rubber dinghies and life jackets. I’m heading out tomorrow with a very sharp pair of scissors hidden in my gay man bag. I’d rather be put in charge of the Royal Navy and blast the scroungers out of the water but you can’t have everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: I hear Lily has just arrived in Calais with a lorry load of rubber dinghies and life jackets. I’m heading out tomorrow with a very sharp pair of scissors hidden in my gay man bag. I’d rather be put in charge of the Royal Navy and blast the scroungers out of the water but you can’t have everything. You get sea sick looking at a glass of water, you berk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You get sea sick looking at a glass of water, you berk. I’ve got my own private plane Pikey and a chauffeur driven car at the other end. I must be the only cunt on here who hasn’t bragged about how rich I am. By the way, was it your gyppo relatives who nicked that solid gold shitter from Blenheim Palace? Sounds like a classic pikey job to me. Hey , rich cunts getting ripped off is ok with me. It’s not as if any of you lot have ever used a toilet in the first place so I imagine it’s been melted down and the result is already in Ireland. However, a bunch of dirty pikeys with a load of gold to sell might attract some attention. Rich cunts don’t like being ripped off and they have long memories.........and the criminal “justice” system on their side. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 She's a lovely lass isn't she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 15, 2019 Report Share Posted September 15, 2019 9 hours ago, judgetwi said: I’ve got my own private plane Pikey and a chauffeur driven car at the other end. I must be the only cunt on here who hasn’t bragged about how rich I am. By the way, was it your gyppo relatives who nicked that solid gold shitter from Blenheim Palace? Sounds like a classic pikey job to me. Hey , rich cunts getting ripped off is ok with me. It’s not as if any of you lot have ever used a toilet in the first place so I imagine it’s been melted down and the result is already in Ireland. However, a bunch of dirty pikeys with a load of gold to sell might attract some attention. Rich cunts don’t like being ripped off and they have long memories.........and the criminal “justice” system on their side. 😁 Frank had his own private yacht, but some kids threw stones at it and sunk it on the local duck pond. He still has the remote control to it though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 Fuck me, Lily has been crying her fucking eyes out again! This time tears of emotion for Jezza’s manifesto, which is going to bring comfort and cheer to all the poor people who she wouldn’t gob on unless you paid her. Naturally she goes straight to Soshul Meeja, wiping away the tears and declaring “ this is the best manifesto i’ve ever seen guys” Yeah, exactly how many of them have you examined in detail you old scrubber? My guess is fucking zero. Straight after posting the worst piece of acting you’ve ever seen Lily is straight on to her agent to make sure her money is safely tucked up with Gary Lineker International Investment Corp. We can’t have Comrade Corbyn getting his hands on Lily’s money. Oh no, paying for the champagne socialist republic is down to cunts like us. Power to the people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 Why can't Lilly Allan shed some tears for this poor man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 On 13/09/2019 at 10:59, Neil said: Its only sexual assault if the cheque bounces..................these fame hungry cunts do my head in,like the cunt that said Neymar raped her,she's sure gonna get some of that where she's going.PS I'd still give Lily a fucking good seeing to nonetheless Have you ever thought about bringing out a range of valentines cards, Neil? I'm sure most ladies would love to read the message when they open their card. "My love for you will never die. Now lie back so I can spaff on your boat race". Pure Byron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 41 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Have you ever thought about bringing out a range of valentines cards, Neil? I'm sure most ladies would love to read the message when they open their card. "My love for you will never die. Now lie back so I can spaff on your boat race". Pure Byron I'll send you a copy of my new novel 'How can I show you I love you if you won't lay down'. Its a follow up to the love mystery 'Pink or Brown? I'll take both' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 8 hours ago, Glowworm said: Why can't Lilly Allan shed some tears for this poor man? Because he's white? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 5 hours ago, Neil said: I'll send you a copy of my new novel 'How can I show you I love you if you won't lay down'. Its a follow up to the love mystery 'Pink or Brown? I'll take both' I've got a copy of 'Pink and Brown'. I thought it was Bill Werbenuik's autobiography. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Arthur Fuqs-Aches Posted November 22, 2019 Report Share Posted November 22, 2019 Her old man the career chancer really makes me feel far more bilious than her dopey daughter. Just ignore the chavs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 23, 2019 Report Share Posted November 23, 2019 Fuck me, the libtards have been rallying around Lily. Apparently her laughable soshul meeja performance was all a big joke. Oh yes it was all a clever trick to wind up the “ boomers” and the “extreme right” (that’s me, you and any cunt you walk past in the street) and we fucking swallowed it like the muggy cunts we are. Meanwhile, Brainbox Lily, the well known satirical comedian, is saying nothing......probably on the advice of her agent. You have to admire that bloke, that’s a shit job if ever there was one. Personally I would dump the bitch and try and recruit someone more intelligent......like Katie Price for example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 On 23/11/2019 at 00:25, judgetwi said: Fuck me, the libtards have been rallying around Lily. Apparently her laughable soshul meeja performance was all a big joke. Oh yes it was all a clever trick to wind up the “ boomers” and the “extreme right” (that’s me, you and any cunt you walk past in the street) and we fucking swallowed it like the muggy cunts we are. Meanwhile, Brainbox Lily, the well known satirical comedian, is saying nothing......probably on the advice of her agent. You have to admire that bloke, that’s a shit job if ever there was one. Personally I would dump the bitch and try and recruit someone more intelligent......like Katie Price for example. Jordan (Katie) has just been declared bankrupt (again) so there's fuck-all to be had by representing her, unless some stupid cunt tv station wants to do a 'How I Lost It All' series (don't give the shameless slag any more ideas) But who the fuck would want to watch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted November 29, 2019 Report Share Posted November 29, 2019 On 15/09/2019 at 01:03, judgetwi said: I hear Lily has just arrived in Calais with a lorry load of rubber dinghies and life jackets. I’m heading out tomorrow with a very sharp pair of scissors hidden in my gay man bag. I’d rather be put in charge of the Royal Navy and blast the scroungers out of the water but you can’t have everything. Is your “man”bag bang-on trend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 30, 2019 Report Share Posted November 30, 2019 8 hours ago, White Cunt said: Is your “man”bag bang-on trend? Fuck the Jews Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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