Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 8 minutes ago, Decimus said: Sssssssssss! Oh how we laughed. At you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 34 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Shut up you stupid prick, and get back to your usual metier of accusing people of having dodgy relationships with their family members. Oh, already? @Mrs Roops? That's not family. It's just two consenting benders, behind closed doors and so on. Don't be so old fashioned-this is the 21st century ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It's just two consenting benders, behind closed doors and so on. His favourite double-ended dildo is The Black Mamba, which is quite apt when you think about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 Just now, Decimus said: His favourite double-ended dildo is The Black Mamba, which is quite apt when you think about it. Plink plink fizz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 45 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Shut up you stupid prick, and get back to your usual metier of accusing people of having dodgy relationships with their family members. Oh, already? @Mrs Roops? Ooooh, metier. I bet that doesn't sound as clever when pronounced in a ridiculous, camp Yorkshire accent. Anyway, we've established that a step dad is not family. Plus your mum could have easily have married him when you were 20 something. I.E. It's yet another poof you happen to fancy. I'm sorry he didn't fancy you back, and kicked you out of the house in disgrace run away turn away run away turn away turn awaaaaay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 9 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: run away turn away run away turn away turn awaaaaay! Turn around spunk eyes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 13 minutes ago, Decimus said: His favourite double-ended dildo is The Black Mamba, which is quite apt when you think about it. Ass to ass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 Just now, Decimus said: Turn around spunk eyes. Every now and then he gets a little bit teary, wiping the spunk from his eyes... turn around spunk eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Turn around spunk eyes. Hang on, leave that one to me, I've got it nailed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Ass to ass! dung to dung, we know Quincy shit stabs Punky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Ass to ass! More like asp to asp. SSSSSS-SSSS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 45 minutes ago, Decimus said: More like asp to asp. SSSSSS-SSSS Back to your bogs, flatlander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Ooooh, metier. I bet that doesn't sound as clever when pronounced in a ridiculous, camp Yorkshire accent. Anyway, we've established that a step dad is not family. Plus your mum could have easily have married him when you were 20 something. I.E. It's yet another poof you happen to fancy. I'm sorry he didn't fancy you back, and kicked you out of the house in disgrace run away turn away run away turn away turn awaaaaay! Well, you're making a lot of assumptions based on zero evidence. Be that as it may, this is borderline, however, in view of your past record I suggest that in future you err on the side of caution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: That's not family. It's just two consenting benders, behind closed doors and so on. Don't be so old fashioned-this is the 21st century ding. Fuck Off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Fuck Off Fuck off jazz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Well, you're making a lot of assumptions based on zero evidence. Be that as it may, this is borderline, however, in view of your past record I suggest that in future you err on the side of caution. Harsh. I think we should get relationship counselling. Sometimes it's almost as if you don't care at all. I know it's borderline, which is why I was in truth erring on the side of caution, otherwise I would have simply called his mum a wh ...... wheesht! See, it's that easy. Good job I chose to take the high moral ground there despite your trickery. I'm wise to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Harsh. I think we should get relationship counselling. Sometimes it's almost as if you don't care at all. I know it's borderline, which is why I was in truth erring on the side of caution, otherwise I would have simply called his mum a wh ...... wheesht! See, it's that easy. Good job I chose to take the high moral ground there despite your trickery. I'm wise to you. Total drivel from The Corner's Wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted January 31, 2017 Report Share Posted January 31, 2017 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Total drivel from The Corner's Wanker. Shut up Jazz you soft useless shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 On 31/01/2017 at 1:01 PM, Mrs Roops said: Well, you're making a lot of assumptions based on zero evidence. Be that as it may, this is borderline, however, in view of your past record I suggest that in future you err on the side of caution. Roops, Roops, Roops. You've been avoiding my eye all evening. There's no use playing this cold, don't-give-2-fucks card, for I know you are secretly yearning for it. Very well, as you are a lady, I will keep my intentions discrete: I'm going to drop a spunk nuke on Hairyshima. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 4 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Roops, Roops, Roops. You've been avoiding my eye all evening. There's no use playing this cold, don't-give-2-fucks card, for I know you are secretly yearning for it. Very well, as you are a lady, I will keep my intentions discrete: I'm going to drop a spunk nuke on Hairyshima. No doubt she has been offline ever since reading this, frigging her rat senseless, you smooth talking bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 39 minutes ago, Decimus said: No doubt she has been offline ever since reading this, frigging her rat senseless, you smooth talking bastard. I'll wager she's foaming at the fish-ditch; a veritable batter factory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 On 31/01/2017 at 4:19 PM, Quincy Cockfingers said: Harsh. I think we should get relationship counselling. Sometimes it's almost as if you don't care at all. I know it's borderline, which is why I was in truth erring on the side of caution, otherwise I would have simply called his mum a wh ...... wheesht! See, it's that easy. Good job I chose to take the high moral ground there despite your trickery. I'm wise to you. You're not erring on the side of caution, you're trying to be a cocky cunt and push it as far as you can then when you get banned you'll scream "I dint do anyfink missus, it wasnt me" like a slapped brat caught with his hand in the sweetie jar. You're not clever, you're too fucking clumsy to be clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 9 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: You're not erring on the side of caution, you're trying to be a cocky cunt and push it as far as you can then when you get banned you'll scream "I dint do anyfink missus, it wasnt me" like a slapped brat caught with his hand in the sweetie jar. You're not clever, you're too fucking clumsy to be clever. Ding, shut up, then fuck off quietly. Nobody wants to hear this shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 45 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Ding, shut up, then fuck off quietly. Nobody wants to hear this shite. Stop repeating the same (copied) shite every day, it only makes you look a bigger cock than you already are, difficult for you I know, but true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 2, 2017 Report Share Posted February 2, 2017 8 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Stop repeating the same (copied) shite every day, it only makes you look a bigger cock than you already are, difficult for you I know, but true. not as bad as you eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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