Guest DrCunt Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They're all pretty much 12 ft/lbs unless you whack in a heavier piston and open the transfer port about 0.3 millimetres. All that bollocks about stronger springs is shite, doesn't make any fucking difference. just spend £400 on a Legal limit weirauch, which will easily kill rabbits at 30 yards, and if that's not enough, apply for a F.A.C and have the police up your arse every 6 months until you relinquish it. I've got a Webley MK3. Perfectly good for the squirrels in the garden. No need to use the gold plated Pardey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 Has the corner been taken over by the Americans? That's the only reason I can think of for all these cunts ejaculating over their guns. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 22 hours ago, judgetwi said: Other than Phoney Tony , probably the biggest arselicking, nasty, untrustworthy fucking cunt this country has ever produced. This wanker started out in the Monday Club ranting about repatriation for anybody with a black skin. In 2009, having set his sights on being the Speaker he licked the New Labour arse for votes, knowing that electing him would wind up his own MPs who fucking hate him. Having got his useless arse in the chair the stumpy dwarf suddenly becomes all libtard....., loves the EU, hates Trump , loves the trannies and the poofs. Impartial?..... gimme a fucking break. It’s well known that this pathetic cunt is a loudmouth bully who revels in his own self importance. He’s a well known groper of women, expenses fiddler and general piece of shit. The fact that he has been cuckolded by a half brain filthy pikey probably doesn’t do much for his self esteem but that’s his problem the cunt. I listened to a couple of female Labour MPs on the radio yesterday praising this cunt to the skies. Oh yeah...... what happened to #metoo you fucking slags? Politicians = lowest form of scum crawling across the planet. Judge .. did I ever tell you about the day back in 1968 that I saw D207 tear past Crewe North Junction bound for Holyhead with 13 behind? .. it was about a week off overhaul at Crewe Works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 12 minutes ago, Wybunbury Bertie said: Judge .. did I ever tell you about the day back in 1968 that I saw D207 tear past Crewe North Junction bound for Holyhead with 13 behind? .. it was about a week off overhaul at Crewe Works. How fascinating WB , please tell us more about this remarkable moment in your delightful life - we are all poised for a good wank thinking about this amazing moment. Why didn't you jump under it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 10 minutes ago, Queefer said: How fascinating WB , please tell us more about this remarkable moment in your delightful life - we are all poised for a good wank thinking about this amazing moment. Why didn't you jump under it ? Because I was pushing someone else under it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 1 hour ago, DrCunt said: I've got a Webley MK3. Perfectly good for the squirrels in the garden. No need to use the gold plated Pardey. Purdey shotguns are for hoorays. Real gentlemen opt for Hollund & Hollend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 18, 2018 Report Share Posted October 18, 2018 1 hour ago, scotty said: Has the corner been taken over by the Americans? That's the only reason I can think of for all these cunts ejaculating over their guns. It's important to remember.. Guns don't kill people.. you do Scotters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's important to remember.. Guns don't kill people.. you do Scotters. They don't count as killings Eric, they're acts of mercy. And the financial benefits, whilst considerable, are wholly incidental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 13 hours ago, DrCunt said: Twenty paces and in his garden, suggests he’s attempting a miracle shot. Whilst standing at his back door, he’s trying to rebound a pellet off the rusting fridge by the outside toilet, back to the wall of his house and from there into a pathetic, dishevelled Rattus norvegicus that’s braving a desperate two second high speed dash all the way across his concrete covered "garden". The rat isn’t hanging though around because it wouldn’t want to be seen dead there. The rat usually hides behind the burnt out motor and the fridge in the garden, or kids climbing frame I call it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 13 hours ago, Iam Ape said: In another attempt to appear knowledgeable and informed about something you know fuck all about, you’ve one again made a complete wanker of yourself. Or was this just another one of your cunning ensnarement ploys, like the one you caught @Decimus in? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baretta Well done my little spell checker. Not one to miss out on a late night typo, meant or mistake. You act a cunt either way. now fcuk foff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 19, 2018 Report Share Posted October 19, 2018 On 10/17/2018 at 11:41 PM, judgetwi said: Other than Phoney Tony , probably the biggest arselicking, nasty, untrustworthy fucking cunt this country has ever produced. This wanker started out in the Monday Club ranting about repatriation for anybody with a black skin. In 2009, having set his sights on being the Speaker he licked the New Labour arse for votes, knowing that electing him would wind up his own MPs who fucking hate him. Having got his useless arse in the chair the stumpy dwarf suddenly becomes all libtard....., loves the EU, hates Trump , loves the trannies and the poofs. Impartial?..... gimme a fucking break. It’s well known that this pathetic cunt is a loudmouth bully who revels in his own self importance. He’s a well known groper of women, expenses fiddler and general piece of shit. The fact that he has been cuckolded by a half brain filthy pikey probably doesn’t do much for his self esteem but that’s his problem the cunt. I listened to a couple of female Labour MPs on the radio yesterday praising this cunt to the skies. Oh yeah...... what happened to #metoo you fucking slags? Politicians = lowest form of scum crawling across the planet. Bang on the fucking nail. He has got “shit” written all over him, the duplicitous little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 Preening little hobgoblin whose utterances are couched in the kind of ridiculous English that the bloke who introduced the acts on 'The Good Old Days' (yes I realise I'm referencing a cultural phenom that only decrepid old cunts will remember), might think was a bit over the top. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: Preening little hobgoblin whose utterances are couched in the kind of ridiculous English that the bloke who introduced the acts on 'The Good Old Days' (yes I realise I'm referencing a cultural phenom that only decrepid old cunts will remember), might think was a bit over the top. Bercow is an obnoxious popinjay who’s falstaffian bumbling, left-wing sycophancy and simian comportment has meant the role of Speaker has lost all dignity and gravitas. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 54 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Bercow is an obnoxious popinjay who’s falstaffian bumbling, left-wing sycophancy and simian comportment has meant the role of Speaker has lost all dignity and gravitas. This is a highly articulate rant - surprisingly good considering it was written by a fucking idiot. Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 As The Speaker is supposed to represent the House I couldn’t think of a more appropriate person than this stinking, lying, two faced, arrogant, self serving, arse licking, turncoat, traitorous pile of putrefying dog shit. Good job. Every MP should aspire to reach the heights of their profession like this fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 I met this slime-ball during the mid-1990s when he was Surrey Health minister. He's an arrogant pig of a man and there's something very underlying and creepy about the cunt... He's got a pad in Dolphin Square, which say's it all really. More recently he's become Ring Master of The Circus of Commons, and is directly responsible for turning our processes of government into a laughing stock. I hope he gets shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I met this slime-ball during the mid-1990s when he was Surrey Health minister. He's an arrogant pig of a man and there's something very underlying and creepy about the cunt... He's got a pad in Dolphin Square, which say's it all really. More recently he's become Ring Master of The Circus of Commons, and is directly responsible for turning our processes of government into a laughing stock. I hope he gets shot. The U.K public get what they deserve. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Iam Ape said: This is a highly articulate rant - surprisingly good considering it was written by a fucking idiot. Well done. Condescending 'copter cunt. Have 10 irons. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 33 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: The U.K public get what they deserve. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I met this slime-ball during the mid-1990s when he was Surrey Health minister. He's an arrogant pig of a man and there's something very underlying and creepy about the cunt... He's got a pad in Dolphin Square, which say's it all really. More recently he's become Ring Master of The Circus of Commons, and is directly responsible for turning our processes of government into a laughing stock. I hope he gets shot. You've met absolutely everyone haven't you, you modest, self-effacing fucking bellend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Condescending 'copter cunt. Have 10 irons. lol You’re truly pathetic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 23 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You've met absolutely everyone haven't you, you modest, self-effacing fucking bellend? I like you, wolfie. I really do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 10 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: You’re truly pathetic. A Japanese flids favourite helicopter manufacturer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 21 minutes ago, Wolfie said: You've met absolutely everyone haven't you, you modest, self-effacing fucking bellend? Everybody that is except for You. But then again, you're not important enough and you'd bore me shitless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Frank said: I like you, wolfie. I really do. Everybody hates You. Buffoon included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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