Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Sunday lunch at the Ape’s Jewdy will be salivating. He's never seen a plate, before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: Beans, AND five slack arseholes. I'm spoilt for choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He's hanging on. Not as good as his Girl from Ipenema but he's trying Ah this is the ISIS fully equipped hospital that Ms Begum mentioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Beans, AND five slack arseholes. I'm spoilt for choice. Spoilt for choice by five “slack arseholes” - what a strange thing to say. I can see why you and Pukeape get on so well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 18 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Beans, AND five slack arseholes. I'm spoilt for choice. Over 200 irons now, Withers. Should any curious passerby decide to peruse your profile, they'll be left in absolutely no doubt about how shit you are. Not to mention your post to like ratio of 219.28. Lol Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 26 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Sunday lunch at the Ape’s Versus your weekly intake of jizz at the weekly Blue Oyster Bukkake party! Fuck off LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 19 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Versus your weekly intake of jizz at the weekly Blue Oyster Bukkake party! Fuck off LOL Punkape's depravity is legendary. A statue has even been raised in his honour accurately depicting his condition after a couple of hours in the Blue Oyster: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Punkape's depravity is legendary. A statue has even been raised in his honour accurately depicting his condition after a couple of hours in the Blue Oyster: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Over 200 irons now, Withers. Should any curious passerby decide to peruse your profile, they'll be left in absolutely no doubt about how shit you are. Not to mention your post to like ratio of 219.28. Lol Fuck off. wow, be happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: wow, be happy. I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain. Lol Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 8 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Ape looks happy, finally got one of his models off the ground. lol What airline is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 27, 2019 Report Share Posted March 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What airline is this? British Spackways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 29, 2019 Report Share Posted May 29, 2019 I see this sawn off little cuckold has decided that he won’t be standing down as Speaker after all because “these are momentous times for Parliament.” Translation......”if any cunt thinks i’m going to let that Brexit bollocks happen they can kiss my fat hairy arse and suck my little winkle.” I swear this arsehole would let any remoaner fuck his wife if they hadn’t all fucked her already. What a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 Remember remember the 1st of November Bercow, treason and plot I see no reason why Bercow treason Should EVER.....BE.....FORGOT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 43 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Remember remember the 1st of November Bercow, treason and plot I see no reason why Bercow treason Should EVER.....BE.....FORGOT!! Are you a remainer Judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 On 27/03/2019 at 21:36, Wizardsleeve said: British Spackways You sure it's not Aer Mongus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: You sure it's not Aer Mongus? British Flidland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 44 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You sure it's not Aer Mongus? 43 minutes ago, King Billy said: British Flidland? Pack that in. There's a place for this sort of thing. Page 174 of the mightiest thread in all of cornerdom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Pack that in. There's a place for this sort of thing. Page 174 of the mightiest thread in all of cornerdom. Spack that in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 49 minutes ago, King Billy said: Are you a remainer Judge? No, but my cock is. Which explains why there are so many dimmos lining up to suck it. I just tell them they’re all going to be poorer if they don’t get their stupid gobs open and , hey presto, i’m down their throats before they know it. To be fair , i’ve got the entire Establishment , the media and untold celebrities on my cock’s side so i’m not bragging about it or anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 Flidspacks on the loose. Can’t put the genie back in the bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 1 minute ago, judgetwi said: No, but my cock is. Which explains why there are so many dimmos lining up to suck it. I just tell them they’re all going to be poorer if they don’t get their stupid gobs open and , hey presto, i’m down their throats before they know it. To be fair , i’ve got the entire Establishment , the media and untold celebrities on my cock’s side so i’m not bragging about it or anything. Lily Allen is on her way to Calais. To apologise on behalf of your cock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, judgetwi said: No, but my cock is. Which explains why there are so many dimmos lining up to suck it. I just tell them they’re all going to be poorer if they don’t get their stupid gobs open and , hey presto, i’m down their throats before they know it. To be fair , i’ve got the entire Establishment , the media and untold celebrities on my cock’s side so i’m not bragging about it or anything. Right Oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Lily Allen is on her way to Calais. To apologise on behalf of your cock. Hopefully she won’t be allowed back and she has to live in a corrugated iron shelter for a few years and then drowns when the dinghy that Bob Geldof sends her gets broadsided by a P+O ferry mid channel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, King Billy said: Hopefully she won’t be allowed back and she has to live in a corrugated iron shelter for a few years and then drowns when the dinghy that Bob Geldof sends her gets broadsided by a P+O ferry mid channel. She will have drowned in Jundhi spunk, long before she gets anywhere near a boat. Although she is about 25 years too old for most of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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