Decimus Posted July 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 15 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Actually, most Aussies I met and worked with on my trips there were decent sorts, with a few exceptions of course. Every nation has it's quota of shitcunts. The country is stunningly beautiful with the likelihood of encountering deadly creatures pretty low if common sense is applied. The natives don't hate the poms with the vast majority still having a great affinity with Britain and the many shared facets of our culture. The amount of shit I took and gave back was mark of respect and such banter was always encouraged and enjoyed, a bit like here. Their sense of "always giving a bloke a fair go" and "mateship" is something to be admired as was their recent limp wristed performance against us in the cricket. That said, Kalgoorlie is a fucking shit hole. So you've been to Australia then, Stubby? Coupled with the established fact that you have a creepy, almost sinister obsession with animals, I'm beginning to suspect that you are solely responsible for the horrific rates of chlamydia infections within the Australian Koala Bear population. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: So you've been to Australia then, Stubby? Coupled with the established fact that you have a creepy, almost sinister obsession with animals, I'm beginning to suspect that you are solely responsible for the horrific rates of chlamydia infections within the Australian Koala Bear population. To be fair webby, I'd rather fuck a koala bear or an true Ursidae for that matter than some of the bogan Sheila's that you'd happily be up the giblets in a second. Think Norwich chav to get a better understanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 15 hours ago, southerncunt said: I didn't see a single Australian comment. And I assume you are in the United Kingdom, and it never got to 42, you bullshitter. That's cos you're blind or didn't bother reading most of it. Want me to take a picture of the temperature reading from on our wall outside you stupid tosser? You lot and the yank twats seem to have this warped idea that the rest of the world doesn't, or can't get hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 57 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: That's cos you're blind or didn't bother reading most of it. Want me to take a picture of the temperature reading from on our wall outside you stupid tosser? You lot and the yank twats seem to have this warped idea that the rest of the world doesn't, or can't get hot. I’d like to see a picture of that please. I don’t believe it for a second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 14 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: I’d like to see a picture of that please. I don’t believe it for a second. This is how I picture it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 7 hours ago, southerncunt said: To be fair, some parts of Melbourne do too. I blame Neville fucking Bartoz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I blame Neville fucking Bartoz. Neville Chamberlain had in his hand a piece of paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: To be fair webby, I'd rather fuck a koala bear or an true Ursidae for that matter than some of the bogan Sheila's that you'd happily be up the giblets in a second. Think Norwich chav to get a better understanding. I phoned the Gloucestershire Wildlife Trust yesterday and asked to speak to Mr Pecker but they said that they did not know a Mr Pecker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 4, 2018 Report Share Posted July 4, 2018 24 minutes ago, Tanusha said: Neville Chamberlain had in his hand a piece of paper. 19 minutes ago, Tanusha said: I phoned the Gloucestershire Wildlife Trust yesterday and asked to speak to Mr Pecker but they said that they did not know a Mr Pecker. Be quiet you ridiculous horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 14 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: That's cos you're blind or didn't bother reading most of it. Want me to take a picture of the temperature reading from on our wall outside you stupid tosser? You lot and the yank twats seem to have this warped idea that the rest of the world doesn't, or can't get hot. The wall itself might get that hot .. that does not mean. that the air temperature is 42. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 6 hours ago, Tanusha said: The wall itself might get that hot .. that does not mean. that the air temperature is 42. Funnily enough it's normally in the shade.. at 27-29ºc, took it off out of the shade put it in y'know the sun and it rocketed up to 37+ then eventually 42+ It doesn't read the wall's temperature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 12 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Funnily enough it's normally in the shade.. at 27-29ºc, took it off out of the shade put it in y'know the sun and it rocketed up to 37+ then eventually 42+ It doesn't read the wall's temperature. I remember conducting a similar experiment when I was in primary school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 1 hour ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Funnily enough it's normally in the shade.. at 27-29ºc, took it off out of the shade put it in y'know the sun and it rocketed up to 37+ then eventually 42+ It doesn't read the wall's temperature. You really are a thick cunt. Do they let you vote? Temperature is measured in a Stephenson's box. In the shade and protected from the wind. The hottest it ever got in England was 38.5 Cel in Kent. Pretty hot anywhere, but especially there with the humidity. I'll reiterate. Thick fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 23 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: That's cos you're blind or didn't bother reading most of it. Want me to take a picture of the temperature reading from on our wall outside you stupid tosser? You lot and the yank twats seem to have this warped idea that the rest of the world doesn't, or can't get hot. You spectacularly thick wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 2 hours ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Funnily enough it's normally in the shade.. at 27-29ºc, took it off out of the shade put it in y'know the sun and it rocketed up to 37+ then eventually 42+ It doesn't read the wall's temperature. Send a picture of your thermostat or fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 1 hour ago, southerncunt said: You really are a thick cunt. Do they let you vote? Temperature is measured in a Stephenson's box. In the shade and protected from the wind. The hottest it ever got in England was 38.5 Cel in Kent. Pretty hot anywhere, but especially there with the humidity. I'll reiterate. Thick fucking cunt. It was actually 37.5 Celsius that particular day, only Neil had made his way down to the Kentish coast for a spot of sunbathing. Much of the sun's rays reflected off his huge, pale, wallowing physique and XXXL England shorts, casting an extra degree of heat back into the thermometer's Stevenson box. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Send a picture of your thermostat or fuck off. Bill? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 17 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Bill? Not now, I’m busy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 3 hours ago, southerncunt said: You really are a thick cunt. Do they let you vote? Temperature is measured in a Stephenson's box. In the shade and protected from the wind. The hottest it ever got in England was 38.5 Cel in Kent. Pretty hot anywhere, but especially there with the humidity. I'll reiterate. Thick fucking cunt. Ahhh so that would make it an average of 30ºc in the shade, for the past month or two then you stupid fucking aussie dickhead, Not everyone lives in some grim shithole in england you know. Only cunts say it's measured in the shade. What the fuck do you spackers measure temperature in? wong bonga prawn units? twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 2 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Send a picture of your thermostat or fuck off. I'll post a pic when i feel like it , not when you or some criminal tell me to gobshite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 19 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I'll post a pic when i feel like it , not when you or some criminal tell me to gobshite. that's outrageous, who is this criminal who tells you to gobshite, sounds a grim customer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 26 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Not now, I’m busy. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-44725830 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 14 minutes ago, Bubba C said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-44725830 Seems incredibly convoluted how they work out temperature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 53 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I'll post a pic when i feel like it , not when you or some criminal tell me to gobshite. Another stupid little cunt who can’t work his way around image hosting or file size limits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 5, 2018 Report Share Posted July 5, 2018 23 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Seems incredibly convoluted how they work out temperature. Who the fuck are you? Me and bill were chatting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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