Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Noakes said: Glad you liked it. in your absence there were many other songs dedicated to your love for all things queer. He's never been that far away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 To the tune of "How much is that doggy in the window?" How much is that punkape's country home worth? A box by the side of the road. He sells himself out for sexual favours And helps truckers to all shed their load. He goes to the docks to look for punters He loves to get dressed up in drag He seeks out the lonely salty seamen On his chin bangs a sailors ball bag. His body is ravaged with a lot of illness He has what some call the gay plague HIV and black spots along his penis In fact he's now got full blown AIDS! LOL LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Noakes said: Glad you liked it. in your absence there were many other songs dedicated to your love for all things queer. Chav. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'll bet you have muesli for breakfast........ wanker. I'd firmly wager that YOU have spunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: I'd firmly wager that YOU have spunk. out of likes. LMFAO. ROFL.LOL.LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I'd firmly wager that YOU have spunk. I'll bet you have a choice of spermatozoa...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Noakes said: out of likes. LMFAO. ROFL.LOL.LOL. Idiot. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: I'll bet you have a choice of spermatozoa...... Remember what I said. Admin will be looking for any excuse to switch you off again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, Noakes said: To the tune of "How much is that doggy in the window?" How much is that punkape's country home worth? A box by the side of the road. He sells himself out for sexual favours And helps truckers to all shed their load. He goes to the docks to look for punters He loves to get dressed up in drag He seeks out the lonely salty seamen On his chin bangs a sailors ball bag. His body is ravaged with a lot of illness He has what some call the gay plague HIV and black spots along his penis In fact he's now got full blown AIDS! LOL LOL! Great work Noakesy, a classic from the faults, but we all know there's a lot more where that came from, ehh 'eavens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'll bet you have muesli for breakfast........ wanker. I used to, but I stopped when I had a near-death experience after I was pulled in by a strong currant. RIP MikeDrip. Gone, and forever hated. PS, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 1 hour ago, I know that Cunt said: Danish I think, very good quality but can be rather stiff when new, needs a bit of wearing-in before you spend a whole day in one. A bit like the men he picks up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 25 minutes ago, Ape said: Remember what I said. Admin will be looking for any excuse to switch you off again. Fuck off you stupid sod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 25 minutes ago, Punkape said: Idiot. Lol. Good old Punkly; the Corner's very own metacognitive incapacity pinup boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 22 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Great work Noakesy, a classic from the faults, but we all know there's a lot more where that came from, ehh 'eavens? You mean "vaults" chimpanzee brain. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 @Punkape wears knee length Doc Marten boots when he's out on the pull in the village. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: I've had numerous Barbour jackets over the years and I recently bought a Barbour Gilet in Wilmslow. A Barbour is essential wear for the country, shooting, the rugby club, the races and most outdoor occasions.They are reassuringly up market,warm and waterproof. I shall be wearing mine at Twickenham on Sunday when we slaughter the Italians. Only cunts don't have a Barbour.Such morons wander around in anoraks and tracksuit tops. Scruffy sods. You've been sorely missed. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You've been sorely missed. Fuck off. Where's Frank ? Is he in Lagos ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 47 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'll bet you have muesli for breakfast........ wanker. Your "lols" have been doing well in your blessed absence. Have you missed me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Where's Frank ? Is he in Lagos ? How should I know. Probably in your bathroom, crying and wiping your seed out of his eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Where's Frank ? Is he in Lagos ? You have a short memory .. he was bumming you in the cooler last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Your "lols" have been doing well in your blessed absence. Have you missed me? Finish him quince, he's laughing at you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 20, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Your "lols" have been doing well in your blessed absence. Have you missed me? Your usual verbose meanderings have an implied reticence and a serene insouciance. Your suspect countenance is a constipated shadow of subliminal indecency. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Your usual verbose meanderings have an implied reticence and a serene insouciance. Your suspect countenance is a constipated shadow of subliminal indecency. Don't take that shit Quincey! He's fucking thrashing you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Finish him quince, he's laughing at you He is a brainless whelk, with only a rudimentary slug brain. The last dozen comments he has made - you have just seen his entire repertoire. As you can see, it is very shit indeed. You're shit Punkape, and I shit on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: Your usual verbose meanderings have an implied reticence and a serene insouciance. Your suspect countenance is a constipated shadow of subliminal indecency. Lol. Thanks. Lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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