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Guest Alfie Noakes

Last one from the vaults....

In the air tonight

 

Punkape feels men coming in his hair tonight

Oh lord

Frank is feeling bollocks on his chin tonight

Oh lord

Punkape's waiting patiently for men tonight

Oh lord, oh lord.

If you told me you were drowning

I would throw you a lead weight

We have heard your shit before of HIV and more

And we all guessed that you're not straight

You will never know who those strangers were

You pleasured at the glory hole

There were so many there all coming in your hair

You are a cottaging bukkake fool!

 

Punkape's feeling bollocks on his chin tonight

Oh lord etc

 

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9 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Your usual verbose meanderings have an implied reticence and a serene insouciance. Your suspect countenance is a constipated shadow of subliminal indecency.

Lol.

You tell them Punkly! They're like so many worms in some soil somwehere

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Just now, Noakes said:

Last one from the vaults....

In the air tonight

 

Punkape feels men coming in his hair tonight

Oh lord

Frank is feeling bollocks on his chin tonight

Oh lord

Punkape's waiting patiently for men tonight

Oh lord, oh lord.

If you told me you were drowning

I would throw you a lead weight

We have heard your shit before of HIV and more

And we all guessed that you're not straight

You will never know who those strangers were

You pleasured at the glory hole

There were so many there all coming in your hair

You are a cottaging bukkake fool!

 

Punkape's feeling bollocks on his chin tonight

Oh lord etc

 

Noakes's literary repetoire concentrates on homosexual  gibberish lamely repeated with a perverse detailing of the sick physicality of the depravity.His obsession with his own twisted morality can be cured only with his own repentance and embracement of A Christian code.

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8 minutes ago, Noakes said:

Last one from the vaults....

In the air tonight

 

Punkape feels men coming in his hair tonight

Oh lord

Frank is feeling bollocks on his chin tonight

Oh lord

Punkape's waiting patiently for men tonight

Oh lord, oh lord.

If you told me you were drowning

I would throw you a lead weight

We have heard your shit before of HIV and more

And we all guessed that you're not straight

You will never know who those strangers were

You pleasured at the glory hole

There were so many there all coming in your hair

You are a cottaging bukkake fool!

 

Punkape's feeling bollocks on his chin tonight

Oh lord etc

 

Out of likes you rotten motherfucker

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1 minute ago, Punkape said:

Noakes's literary repetoire concentrates on homosexual  gibberish lamely repeated with a perverse detailing of the sick physicality of the depravity.His obsession with his own twisted morality can be cured only with his own repentance and embracement of A Christian code.

All that arse rapping you underwent did the trick for you then

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20 minutes ago, Noakes said:

Last one from the vaults....

In the air tonight

 

Punkape feels men coming in his hair tonight

Oh lord

Frank is feeling bollocks on his chin tonight

Oh lord

Punkape's waiting patiently for men tonight

Oh lord, oh lord.

If you told me you were drowning

I would throw you a lead weight

We have heard your shit before of HIV and more

And we all guessed that you're not straight

You will never know who those strangers were

You pleasured at the glory hole

There were so many there all coming in your hair

You are a cottaging bukkake fool!

 

Punkape's feeling bollocks on his chin tonight

Oh lord etc

 

Noakes's literary repetoire concentrates on homosexual  gibberish lamely repeated with a perverse detailing of the sick physicality of the depravity.His obsession with his own twisted morality can be cured only with his own repentance and embracement of a Christian code.

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2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Thank to Noakes, one of my favorites 

My old mans a dust man:

Punkape had a party and all the poofs were there

A lot of bodily fluids freely they did share

They didn't use protection nor take it seriously 

Now they all have STI's with AIDS and HIV

 

I'll bet you learnt that from one of your "cabin crew" bum chums.....

lol

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Guest Wizardsleeve
4 hours ago, Punkape said:

Thanks.

I was hoping you'd topped yourself.

Fuck off yourself.

Since you're (supposedly) going shooting anyway, be a good sport and turn the gun on yourself.

Idiot.

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Guest Wizardsleeve
5 hours ago, Punkape said:

I wouldn't be seen dead in some disgusting, chavy, Yorkshire mill town hellhole.

So you're still hiding behind the large bins at the local KFC to avoid being seen?  Good for you Punky!  You've mastered how not to be seen....

 

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
5 hours ago, Punkape said:

I wouldn't be seen dead in some disgusting, chavy, Yorkshire mill town hellhole.

It's certainly the outcome I'm hoping for from your upcoming shooting trip.

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps

If you're going hunting then the only jacket you need Punkly is the good old Fish Tail Parka, complete with full Mod regalia. The fish tail detail is also useful for your mates to allow them easy passage to bum your twitching corpse.

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Guest Alfie Noakes
8 hours ago, Punkape said:

Noakes's literary repetoire concentrates on homosexual  gibberish lamely repeated with a perverse detailing of the sick physicality of the depravity.His obsession with his own twisted morality can be cured only with his own repentance and embracement of A Christian code.

What a load or stupendously ridiculous wank! You seriously need to loosen up a bit, go and knock one out over the altar you, anally retentive (in your dreams oh stretched one) hiv, hepatitis b + c, streptococcal myolosis carrying, box dwelling, god bothering freak.

Fuck off

Lol

Cunt.

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1 hour ago, Noakes said:

What a load or stupendously ridiculous wank! You seriously need to loosen up a bit, go and knock one out over the altar you, anally retentive (in your dreams oh stretched one) hiv, hepatitis b + c, streptococcal myolosis carrying, box dwelling, god bothering freak.

Fuck off

Lol

Cunt.

Your knowledge of the gay scene is obviously down to your total wholehearted immersion in the culture and the appalling physical dimensions.

You must repent and get the surgery reversed.

lol

lol

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Guest Lady Penelope

Barbour jackets are now outdated .. in any event they had become as common and vulgar as they were being worn by the hoi polloi of whom @Punkape is an especially low .. indeed under-class example.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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