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Primani and Famous Army Stores are my labels of choice. If I ever need really good quality gear, I wait for a tramp to freeze to death then nick his clobber.

That is more truthful than anything Punkape has ever said even though it is total bollocks.

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Guest 'eavensabove
19 minutes ago, Noakes said:

Why have you not died of aids yet? We were told the other prisoners, in that Maroccan jail you have been in recently, passed you round like a toy.

Now do something to get banned again you closetted, Father's favourite choir boy.

If you want to know how mosf of us feel about you look through the cunting through song thread. Then shoot yourself.

Why, I can almost sense a song coming on.

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Guest 'eavensabove
2 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Who the fuck are you ?

Fuck off to the Grindr site mungbean......

YUK. You truly ARE a queer, aren't You! They warned me, though even I wasn't compared to be confronted by an absolute TOTAL one.

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Guest Alfie Noakes
6 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Who the fuck are you ?

Fuck off to the Grindr site mungbean......

He is someone who has jazzed up the site more than you. You jizz up the site, herpes you cunt herpes.

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To the tune of Yellow Submarine:

In the town Punkape was born
Lives gay sailors who cruise the scene
And he spends his life with them
In his land of gay marines
So he takes it up the bum
Till he's smothered in seamen cream
And he waves his rainbow flag
With his group of Tranny-Queens

(all together now)

Punkape lives with a group of tranny-queens
And their barrels of Vaseline, and their tubs of margarine
Punkape lives with a a troop of gay marines
They go cruising on the scene, with their jars of Vaseline

copyright 'eavens

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Guest Alfie Noakes

To the tune of weather with you by Crowded House

 

Punkape has a room in a seedy whorehouse

It stinks of KY gel and vaseline

His arsehole's wider than the channel tunnel

He's just been fisted by a large marine.

 

He likes giving and receiving when he is at the glory hole

Believes in sky fairies how ridiculous 

He never stops being such a stupid cunt

 

Franks boat will never make it over to China

Its always been sat upon a mantlepiece

Its the same shit but different day now

For punkape's ever stretched out old ring piece

 

Everywhere he goes he always takes a rentboy with him

Everywhere he goes he always find a rentboy

Everywhere he goes he'll always find the queerest gay bar

Everywhere he goes its always to a gay bar

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3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

To the tune of Yellow Submarine:

In the town Punkape was born
Lives gay sailors who cruise the scene
And he spends his life with them
In his land of gay marines
So he takes it up the bum
Till he's smothered in seamen cream
And he waves his rainbow flag
With his group of Tranny-Queens

(all together now)

Punkape lives with a group of tranny-queens
And their barrels of Vaseline, and their tubs of margarine
Punkape lives with a a troop of gay marines
They go cruising on the scene, with their jars of Vaseline

copyright 'eavens

Based on your lost years in Soho's seamier end.....

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2 minutes ago, Noakes said:

To the tune of weather with you by Crowded House

 

Punkape has a room in a seedy whorehouse

It stinks of KY gel and vaseline

His arsehole's wider than the channel tunnel

He's just been fisted by a large marine.

 

He likes giving and receiving when he is at the glory hole

Believes in sky fairies how ridiculous 

He never stops being such a stupid cunt

 

Franks boat will never make it over to China

Its always been sat upon a mantlepiece

Its the same shit but different day now

For punkape's ever stretched out old ring piece

 

Everywhere he goes he always takes a rentboy with him

Everywhere he goes he always find a rentboy

Everywhere he goes he'll always find the queerest gay bar

Everywhere he goes its always to a gay bar

A contribution from our resident male brothel manager from Brighton....

lol.

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Guest 'eavensabove
1 minute ago, Punkape said:

Aids clinic in the morning ?

lol.

Fuck off, You can go yourself. Whistling this from your arse:

 Happy Christmas - Ono & Lennon

 
And so Punkapes got syphilis
He's been away to be done
Too much bending over
And having his gay-fun
 
The queer-cunt's got syphilis
STD's have begun
His bi and his gay ones
Have given him every-last one
 
Punkape's returned with syphilis,
Cock-warts & gonorrhea,
He caught them from "Chlamydia" who's a cross-dressing queer
And so Punkapes got syphilis
And all other STD's
The known & the unknown ones
Even arse-lice & fleas
 
(up an octave)
 
Punkapes riddled with syphilis
'Cos he is a queer
Been fucked by black & white ones
And gays from Korea
He's gone and caught Gay-Syphilis
A Trans-transmitted disease
He's got goiters on his elbows
Carpet-burns on both knees
 

 

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Guest Alfie Noakes
1 minute ago, Punkape said:

A contribution from our resident male brothel manager from Brighton....

lol.

Glad you liked it. in your absence there were many other songs dedicated to your love for all things queer.

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1 minute ago, Bubba C said:

The first few exchanges between Pinkape and his rent boy, IKTC, was like watching 2 gay remedial children fighting over the Grattan catalogue, dreaming up their fantasy Christmas present lists. 

What a stupid pair of cunts. 

I'll bet you have muesli for breakfast........

wanker.

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