Eric Cuntman Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 48 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought Sue Pollard was more your fancy, Eric. Ruth Madoc would have a chance, whispering to me in that husky, breathy welsh way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ruth Madoc would have a chance, whispering to me in that husky, breathy welsh way. But least Sue would give you a song and clean your flat after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: But least Sue would give you a song and clean your flat after. She's awful. She was even awful opposite the brilliant Kathy Burke in 'Gimme Gimme Gimme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She's awful. She was even awful opposite the brilliant Kathy Burke in 'Gimme Gimme Gimme. Didn't she "marry" that hideous permatanned shirter dale winton, as a publicity stunt? Or was that just one of my nightmares? 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 9 minutes ago, scotty said: Didn't she "marry" that hideous permatanned shirter dale winton, as a publicity stunt? Or was that just one of my nightmares? 🤔 That was Nell McAndrew wasn't it? Fucking hell. That's a big imagination gap to bridge... International glamour model and Peggy from Hi-De-Hi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That was Nell McAndrew wasn't it? Fucking hell. That's a big imagination gap to bridge... International glamour model and Peggy from Hi-De-Hi. Fair comment 😁😁 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 1 minute ago, scotty said: Fair comment 😁😁 I think you could be making medical history with more than your patient body count. You could also be the first person for whom 'beer goggles' works in reverse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 On 22/07/2019 at 17:58, Decimus said: Absolutely fucking awful. Try harder. Fuck off Prick 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 On 06/07/2019 at 21:51, Eric Cuntman said: I used to wank over her mum. Did she ever open her eyes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 On 22/07/2019 at 23:03, Monumental cunt said: I understand you can also ride a good quality European hooker in London for an hour at £250 £175. Gyps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: Did she ever open her eyes? No. She wasn't actually there at the time. Bet you feel silly now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 On 23/07/2019 at 00:27, Eric Cuntman said: Ruth Madoc would have a chance, whispering to me in that husky, breathy welsh way. Weren't she from Norwich? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 So I come in from the pub with my carry out and my large burger ( no chips thanks Abdul, just lettuce and onions and no sa-laaad thanks. Burger relish? Do I look like a cunt or what?) and I have to read this irrelevant shit about Suckdick Khunt. The crimes and lies of Boris Johnson as Mayor of London are well documented but one that has been forgotten is the massive stitch up between Boris and Cameron to deliver the Olympic Stadium to the West Ham dildo brothers and Baroness Brady of Knightsbridge. The media don’t want to know about this for some reason. About a year ago Suckdick started to get interested in this massive theft of taxpayers money but then got diverted by Brexit and Trump, which is far more important than cunts stealing Londoners money in his fucking world. Now Boris is PM i’m hoping that Suckdick will take an interest in this blatant criminal enterprise but I ain’t holding my breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 Sadiq Kahn has decided to spend taxpayer Money on a New Year’s Eve light show dedicated to BLM So the countries economy is fucked He’s bankrupted TFL But can spend a few million on a laser show for a Marxist political party that has done more to divide communities than unite, Fucking son of a bus driver ‘ding ding’ cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 Apparently there's going to be a light show and a film of the key events of 2020. I wonder if George Floyd and that copper taking the knee will make an appearance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 Here we go. While thousands of blacks congregate to celebrate New Year's Eve, the metropolitan police will be kicking in the doors of elderly white people and dragging them into vans for daring to have their grandkids round to visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 On 25/02/2017 at 07:16, Eddie said: Sadiq Khan is having a pop at the poor with his latest stroke of genius. Motorists who own vehicles that do not meet Euro 4 standards – typically those diesel and petrol vehicles registered before 2006 will soon be paying £21.50 per day to drive into london between 7am and 6pm Monday to Friday. The cunt is attacking the easy targets instead of going after the big boys. So the low payed and key workers will be forced down onto the most expensive underground system in Europe, but the little cunt is even having a pop at that. Sadiq is trying to ban adverts displaying scantily clad women on the underground. Obviously as its demeaning to women. Nothing like walking around dressed like a bin bag to make a women feel special eh. Why don't you just put shit in his letterbox Duckie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted December 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 Just now, ChildeHarold said: Why don't you just put shit in his letterbox Duckie? Think of the smell! there is no way I could get within reach of his stinking house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 30, 2020 Report Share Posted December 30, 2020 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: Why don't you just put shit in his letterbox Duckie? Why don't you just put cyanide in your mouth Dickhead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 19 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Why don't you just put shit in his letterbox Duckie? @ChildeHarold, you seem to be wandering aimlessly around the boards picking fights almost by random. Cut it out please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: @ChildeHarold, you seem to be wandering aimlessly around the boards picking fights almost by random. Cut it out please. Well the tone of some of the posts on here is becoming drab and humourless and when you try to inject something funny you are just cut to pieces. I thought you should be raising the general standard not defending a few of the lowest common denominators on this site to whom I'm simply returning what they send out. LOL Happy New Year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Well the tone of some of the posts on here is becoming drab and humourless and when you try to inject something funny you are just cut to pieces. I thought you should be raising the general standard not defending a few of the lowest common denominators on this site to whom I'm simply returning what they send out. LOL Happy New Year Harold, what may seem funny to you, often appears to others as nothing more than disconnected gibberish. I'm afraid that's what happens when you eat a lot of drugs. No offence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Harold, what may seem funny to you, often appears to others as nothing more than disconnected gibberish. I'm afraid that's what happens when you eat a lot of drugs. No offence. You need to be more credible than the Astra Zeneca Love Potion/fake vaccine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 I give up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I give up. Welcome to the club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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