Guest N/A Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 What is it with really snotty upperclass cunts from Scotland and naming their offspring stupid fucking names in a vein attempt to show their ancestory...... despite the fact they speak with a clipped upper class English prep school accent.... three Volvo driving, Labrador loving, tweed wearing families invaded the pub the other day and paraded around the place shouting........where's McKenzie? Ohhh he's outside darling with Finley and Urquart !!! fake Scottish landed gentry cunts. probably never been north of stow on the wold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 Billy Connolly already did it. "'Alasdair! Have you seen Farquhar?' 'Oh yes, Farquhar's over there with Finlay. Finlay and Henderson. They're talking to Campbell. 'Are they really?' 'Yes. Campbell's talking to Robertson and Robertson's talking to Farquhar and Farquhar's talking to Phillips.' Has nobody got fucking first names round here any more?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 On 11/03/2017 at 8:33 AM, Cuntybaws said: Billy Connolly already did it. "'Alasdair! Have you seen Farquhar?' 'Oh yes, Farquhar's over there with Finlay. Finlay and Henderson. They're talking to Campbell. 'Are they really?' 'Yes. Campbell's talking to Robertson and Robertson's talking to Farquhar and Farquhar's talking to Phillips.' Has nobody got fucking first names round here any more?" Brilliant visionary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cuntsman Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 On 11/03/2017 at 7:34 AM, Monumental cunt said: What is it with really snotty upperclass cunts from Scotland and naming their offspring stupid fucking names in a vein attempt to show their ancestory...... despite the fact they speak with a clipped upper class English prep school accent.... three Volvo driving, Labrador loving, tweed wearing families invaded the pub the other day and paraded around the place shouting........where's McKenzie? Ohhh he's outside darling with Finley and Urquart !!! fake Scottish landed gentry cunts. probably never been north of stow on the wold. A typically porridge wog trait indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 On 11/03/2017 at 7:34 AM, Monumental cunt said: What is it with really snotty upperclass cunts from Scotland and naming their offspring stupid fucking names in a vein attempt to show their ancestory...... despite the fact they speak with a clipped upper class English prep school accent.... three Volvo driving, Labrador loving, tweed wearing families invaded the pub the other day and paraded around the place shouting........where's McKenzie? Ohhh he's outside darling with Finley and Urquart !!! fake Scottish landed gentry cunts. probably never been north of stow on the wold. It's also prevelant down here MC amongst the middle classes. Not just Scottish surnames though. Weston, Harris and Turner amongst the ones I've heard. It's mind boggling that 2 people actually agree to these names "Shall we call our child Turner, sweetie"? "Oh fabulous name darling". Fucking idiots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 12, 2017 Report Share Posted March 12, 2017 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: It's also prevelant down here MC amongst the middle classes. Not just Scottish surnames though. Weston, Harris and Turner amongst the ones I've heard. It's mind boggling that 2 people actually agree to these names "Shall we call our child Turner, sweetie"? "Oh fabulous name darling". Fucking idiots They probably get the names from all that gibberish they talk at their "dinner parties", some cunt waffles on about a Turner paiting or Weston-super-Mare and they think if they name the kid Turner it'll be an artist and if they call it Weston it'll be super, darling... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 On 12/03/2017 at 3:39 PM, camberwell gypsy said: It's also prevelant down here MC amongst the middle classes. Not just Scottish surnames though. Weston, Harris and Turner amongst the ones I've heard. It's mind boggling that 2 people actually agree to these names "Shall we call our child Turner, sweetie"? "Oh fabulous name darling". Fucking idiots No Hun lets go all ethnic and puzzle fucked with our seeds name.....how about "Brazilia" if it's a girl? "Tomeg" if it's a boy? But if we don't want to impose a gender sexuality spiritual entity on our issue, we could name it "tobathy"....... I personally think my next child will immerge into a world of non gender specific ethno multi cultural dynamically diverse populous and in this world I think we should call our procreational embodiment "item"....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 15, 2017 Report Share Posted March 15, 2017 Then there is "McCauley" on that Cystic Fibrosis advert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 On 11 March 2017 at 8:33 AM, Cuntybaws said: Billy Connolly already did it. "'Alasdair! Have you seen Farquhar?' 'Oh yes, Farquhar's over there with Finlay. Finlay and Henderson. They're talking to Campbell. 'Are they really?' 'Yes. Campbell's talking to Robertson and Robertson's talking to Farquhar and Farquhar's talking to Phillips.' Has nobody got fucking first names round here any more?" "I was over Under and Under was over Dunne, roger Roger, what's your vector Victor? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: "I was over Under and Under was over Dunne, roger Roger, what's your vector Victor? "Who's on first"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 18, 2017 Report Share Posted March 18, 2017 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: "Who's on first"! What the blazing fuck has that got to do with 'Airplane' quotes Gyps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 On 18/03/2017 at 0:13 AM, Eric Cuntman said: What the blazing fuck has that got to do with 'Airplane' quotes Gyps? She got on the wrong plane, she fancies Tom Cruise, poor lass.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 19, 2017 Report Share Posted March 19, 2017 On 11/03/2017 at 8:33 AM, Cuntybaws said: Billy Connolly already did it. "'Alasdair! Have you seen Farquhar?' 'Oh yes, Farquhar's over there with Finlay. Finlay and Henderson. They're talking to Campbell. 'Are they really?' 'Yes. Campbell's talking to Robertson and Robertson's talking to Farquhar and Farquhar's talking to Phillips.' Has nobody got fucking first names round here any more?" Crawford..... Crawford! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 20, 2017 Report Share Posted March 20, 2017 Another one is the use of surnames as first names. Ones I have seen are Bentley, Carson, Wilson, Dexter and Wilkinson amongst others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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