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Witheredscrote

3 Person DNA Cunts

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So the U.K. Government has granted a license for the use of 3 peoples' DNA to produce progeny. Haven't these cunts involved in this 'fucking about with nature' project got anything better to do? Fuck knows where it will end, can you imagine, for example, a child produced from the DNA  of Gypps, Droopy, and Frank. One screwed up kid forever trying to nick lead off a church roof, but constantly failing due to having vertigo, and wishing he lived in bungalow with a Greek poof. (They wouldn't use Ding's DNA as all progeny would commit suicide).

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And this comes from a goose bothering frog?  Bit rich, you interspecies wierdo...

 

Besides, it's in Geordieland, half of them up there are made up of more than 4 parents anyway, so I reckon 3 is going to be piss easy for a scientist...

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Slack Alice from Cheetham Hill has been experimenting with lots more than 4 strains of DNA. I think the closest she has come to a lifeform is Eddie Izzard but that is hearsay.

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2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

So the U.K. Government has granted a license for the use of 3 peoples' DNA to produce progeny. Haven't these cunts involved in this 'fucking about with nature' project got anything better to do? Fuck knows where it will end, can you imagine, for example, a child produced from the DNA  of Gypps, Droopy, and Frank. One screwed up kid forever trying to nick lead off a church roof, but constantly failing due to having vertigo, and wishing he lived in bungalow with a Greek poof. (They wouldn't use Ding's DNA as all progeny would commit suicide).

I'm sure it will take them all of five minutes to discover three Hull-sters on the dole to have a wank and mass produce more stupid fucking cunts for the country to care for and waste tax money on, all to further the agenda of dumbing everybody down.  

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On 17/03/2017 at 4:41 PM, Witheredscrote said:

So the U.K. Government has granted a license for the use of 3 peoples' DNA to produce progeny. Haven't these cunts involved in this 'fucking about with nature' project got anything better to do? Fuck knows where it will end, can you imagine, for example, a child produced from the DNA  of Gypps, Droopy, and Frank. One screwed up kid forever trying to nick lead off a church roof, but constantly failing due to having vertigo, and wishing he lived in bungalow with a Greek poof. (They wouldn't use Ding's DNA as all progeny would commit suicide).

Fuck me...this is actually funny you cunt 

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