Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 18 minutes ago, nocti said: As if having so many admins wasn't bad enough, have we got fucking prefects now? No, I'm just easily confused, and glad to see someone else is as bad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 18 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: No, I'm just easily confused, and glad to see someone else is as bad... Bad? I just had to delete exactly the same post from my local church's online guestbook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 Has anyone ever tried inserting a lobster pick into their Jap's eye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Yep, he touched some stinking shellfish that the waiter brought out for him, serves the cunt right, they have shells on for a reason, to discourage all but the most stupid cunts from attempting to eat them... If you need a hammer, pair of pliers and a fork, I think that's gods way of saying "for fucks sake... don't you get it?" Very funny ding baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 You eat giant insects from the sea, you fucking tramp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 Fucking stinks like it's rotten even when fresh. Filthy food for fucktards. I am alergic to all shellfish anyway, utter dirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 53 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Fucking stinks like it's rotten even when fresh. Filthy food for fucktards. I am alergic to all shellfish anyway, utter dirt. You should be force fed rotten shellfish mixed with detritus from the blocked bilges of a Grimsby trawler staffed by AIDS ridden gay sailors with dysentery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 15 minutes ago, Punkape said: You should be force fed rotten shellfish mixed with detritus from the blocked bilges of a Grimsby trawler staffed by AIDS ridden gay sailors with dysentery. You're going to be back in the cooler soon, I guarantee it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: You're going to be back in the cooler soon, I guarantee it. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 Come on Alfie, at least the cunts added in a new gosub routine with a random integer to spice things up a bit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 21 minutes ago, Punkape said: You should be force fed rotten shellfish mixed with detritus from the blocked bilges of a Grimsby trawler staffed by AIDS ridden gay sailors with dysentery. A very, very specific punishment, Punkers. I see you've started back on your AIDS subroutine again - didn't take long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 8 hours ago, Punkape said: You should be force fed rotten shellfish mixed with detritus from the blocked bilges of a Grimsby trawler staffed by AIDS ridden gay sailors with dysentery. You should be stabbed repeatedly about the face and neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 46 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: You should be stabbed repeatedly about the face and neck. You could get that done for yourself in Kings by a giant Octopus if you purchased the right drugs from your rent boy...... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 31 minutes ago, Punkape said: You could get that done for yourself in Kings by a giant Octopus if you purchased the right drugs from your rent boy...... lol. You screeching buffoon, Kings? Where? You gibbering wreck, you make little sense at the best of times but this is the work of a 1% functioning brain, did you eat a lot of infected beef you CJD ridden sponge brained clammy poof? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 14 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: You screeching buffoon, Kings? Where? You gibbering wreck, you make little sense at the best of times but this is the work of a 1% functioning brain, did you eat a lot of infected beef you CJD ridden sponge brained clammy poof? Dont know about infected beef, but he's certainly had a lot of injected pork.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 On 28/03/2017 at 10:37 PM, DingTheRioja said: Come on Alfie, at least the cunts added in a new gosub routine with a random integer to spice things up a bit... Is he using BBC Basic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 On 3/28/2017 at 0:38 PM, Punkape said: How can you definitely say the lobster gave you food poisoning? You may not have washed your hands properly after committing a personal hygiene atrocity.... I saw an ad for a telly programme saying they have been able to get DNA out of the shroud of turin in the search for truth of Jesus' existencde. I think they'll find it/s your DNA after a week long wank fest, you disgusting, blasphemous cunt!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 16 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I saw an ad for a telly programme saying they have been able to get DNA out of the shroud of turin in the search for truth of Jesus' existencde. I think they'll find it/s your DNA after a week long wank fest, you disgusting, blasphemous cunt!!! Blasphemous lower class oik.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 31, 2017 Report Share Posted March 31, 2017 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I saw an ad for a telly programme saying they have been able to get DNA out of the shroud of turin in the search for truth of Jesus' existencde. I think they'll find it/s your DNA after a week long wank fest, you disgusting, blasphemous cunt!!! The shroud is a fake created by Leonardo da Vinci using early light sensitive pigments. He gave it to the church (relics made the church a lot of money) so he could carry on disecting human cadavers, which they considered heresey at the time. It has been handled a lot and contaminated by fire there cannot be any proof of anything from the DNA unless it has some kind of holy signature to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 4 hours ago, Punkape said: Blasphemous lower class oik.... That;s MISTER blasphemous lower class oik to you, fucking stupid cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: The shroud is a fake created by Leonardo da Vinci using early light sensitive pigments. He gave it to the church (relics made the church a lot of money) so he could carry on disecting human cadavers, which they considered heresey at the time. It has been handled a lot and contaminated by fire there cannot be any proof of anything from the DNA unless it has some kind of holy signature to it. Or the usual mixture of bodily fluids and waste that Punky is known to carry and transmit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 5 hours ago, Punkape said: Blasphemous lower class oik.... Agreed this is the best nomination of the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 11 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: The shroud is a fake created by Leonardo da Vinci using early light sensitive pigments. He gave it to the church (relics made the church a lot of money) so he could carry on disecting human cadavers, which they considered heresey at the time. It has been handled a lot and contaminated by fire there cannot be any proof of anything from the DNA unless it has some kind of holy signature to it. Mm..think the earliest sample taken from it was a pollen grain from 14th century. .but it makes a good yarn Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 4 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Mm..think the earliest sample taken from it was a pollen grain from 14th century. .but it makes a good yarn Panzerknacker He used old cloth to make it look authentic. He was a master artist who would have realised that new cloth would be too obvious. Your punnery is awful Pansiesareknackered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 1, 2017 Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 On 28 March 2017 at 9:16 PM, Alfie Noakes said: Fucking stinks like it's rotten even when fresh. Filthy food for fucktards. I am alergic to all shellfish anyway, utter dirt. I'm not allergic, but I wholeheartedly agree. I'm not eating anything that hangs around the end of sewage outlet pipes and consumes undigested bits of sweet corn from human faeces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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