Stubby Pecker Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 On 28 March 2017 at 9:52 AM, Punkape said: I inherited my solid silver Lobster pick set from a great aunt many years ago.The set provides all the essential tools for excavating a lobster in the most efficient and correct manner.I particularly like the claw meat and the shell of the crustacea makes a wonderful stock or bisque. I've eaten Lobster all over the world and it's particularly good on Long Island and in the Channel Islands. Anyone without a lobster pick set is a cunt. Anyone who dislikes lobster can fuck off. I've got a lobster eatting set punkers- a sharped screwdriver and a claw hammer. I'd be happy to demonstrate them on your skull-PM me your postcode and I'll be round x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I've got a lobster eatting set punkers- a sharped screwdriver and a claw hammer. I'd be happy to demonstrate them on your skull-PM me your postcode and I'll be round x claw hammer, I see what you did there - lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 2, 2017 Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 On 28/03/2017 at 9:52 AM, Punkape said: I inherited my solid silver Lobster pick set from a great aunt many years ago.The set provides all the essential tools for excavating a lobster in the most efficient and correct manner.I particularly like the claw meat and the shell of the crustacea makes a wonderful stock or bisque. I've eaten Lobster all over the world and it's particularly good on Long Island and in the Channel Islands. Anyone without a lobster pick set is a cunt. Anyone who dislikes lobster can fuck off. I don't like lobsters as individuals and would not like one to move into my care home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 On 3/28/2017 at 9:56 AM, Iam Ape said: Pure, unadulterated, classic Punkape. Do you eat your chips and beans with cutlery ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 22 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Do you eat your chips and beans with cutlery ? Trawling through my old posts looking for opportunities to make cretinous comments? You’re a strange little wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 22 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Trawling through my old posts looking for opportunities to make cretinous comments? You’re a strange little wanker. The worst thing about any thread that Punkape pops up on is the inevitable arrival of his cretinous sycophant, Withers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: The worst thing about any thread that Punkape pops up on is the inevitable arrival of his cretinous sycophant, Withers. Can't agree with that. The worst thing about any thread Spunkers pops up on is the fact it proves he's still breathing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 51 minutes ago, Decimus said: The worst thing about any thread that Punkape pops up on is the inevitable arrival of his cretinous sycophant, Withers. It appears I suffered a heart attack last night. You’ll be pleased to know the team at St Barts are looking after me very nicely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 52 minutes ago, Decimus said: The worst thing about any thread that Punkape pops up on is the inevitable arrival of his cretinous sycophant, Withers. I’m done with Withers. He makes me fucking sick with his snivelling, fawning sycophancy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Frank said: It appears I suffered a heart attack last night. You’ll be pleased to know the team at St Barts are looking after me very nicely. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 28 minutes ago, Frank said: It appears I suffered a heart attack last night. You’ll be pleased to know the team at St Barts are looking after me very nicely. I've never known anyone to bounce back after being on the receiving end of the sort of thorough character assassination you endured yesterday. The fact that you've logged back in and only suffered a mild instead of fatal heart attack is testament to your endurance. I hope that this has taught you a valuable lesson and you'll try to be a little less fucking shit in future. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 52 minutes ago, Frank said: It appears I suffered a heart attack last night. You’ll be pleased to know the team at St Barts are looking after me very nicely. What ward are you on? I know a few of the health care staff in the cardio unit up there. I'll ask them to take special care of you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted December 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: What ward are you on? I know a few of the health care staff in the cardio unit up there. I'll ask them to take special care of you. Get some Gerbils sent in for him. The male nurses will undoubtedly join the orgy... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 10 minutes ago, Lord Punkape said: Get some Gerbils sent in for him. The male nurses will undoubtedly join the orgy... Finish this cunt punkers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Frank said: It appears I suffered a heart attack last night. You’ll be pleased to know the team at St Barts are looking after me very nicely. Are you sure it isn't AIDS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: What ward are you on? I know a few of the health care staff in the cardio unit up there. I'll ask them to take special care of you. A defibrillator while in proper rhythm would be nice! Or just send a proper electric chair and finish the repulsive cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 10 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Can't agree with that. The worst thing about any thread Spunkers pops up on is the fact it proves he's still breathing. You’re having a laugh obviously. The fake poshboy is the mainstay of this site. He sets them up and the saddos knock them down. He is the straight man from every 1970’s “comedy” duo. He is Ernie Wise, Mike Winters, Sid Little, Tommy Cannon and untold other sub X factor cunts i’ve long since forgotten. Admittedly, pretending to be a snobby poshboy isn’t much of a talent but if the audience laps it up you’re on to a winner. I hope the cunt is getting paid for his efforts. It’s only fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 47 minutes ago, judgetwi said: You’re having a laugh obviously. The fake poshboy is the mainstay of this site. He sets them up and the saddos knock them down. He is the straight man from every 1970’s “comedy” duo. He is Ernie Wise, Mike Winters, Sid Little, Tommy Cannon and untold other sub X factor cunts i’ve long since forgotten. Admittedly, pretending to be a snobby poshboy isn’t much of a talent but if the audience laps it up you’re on to a winner. I hope the cunt is getting paid for his efforts. It’s only fair. Is Stavros your hard straight man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: You’re having a laugh obviously. The fake poshboy is the mainstay of this site. He sets them up and the saddos knock them down. He is the straight man from every 1970’s “comedy” duo. He is Ernie Wise, Mike Winters, Sid Little, Tommy Cannon and untold other sub X factor cunts i’ve long since forgotten. Admittedly, pretending to be a snobby poshboy isn’t much of a talent but if the audience laps it up you’re on to a winner. I hope the cunt is getting paid for his efforts. It’s only fair. You on the minimum gave Dewdith? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 On 3/28/2017 at 9:52 AM, Lord Punkape said: I inherited my solid silver Lobster pick set from a great aunt many years ago.The set provides all the essential tools for excavating a lobster in the most efficient and correct manner.I particularly like the claw meat and the shell of the crustacea makes a wonderful stock or bisque. I've eaten Lobster all over the world and it's particularly good on Long Island and in the Channel Islands. Anyone without a lobster pick set is a cunt. Anyone who dislikes lobster can fuck off. Is it available on the NHS to deal with a serious case of crabs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 6 hours ago, Kunte Kinte said: Is it available on the NHS to deal with a serious case of crabs? Don't ever address punkape again. Its safe to say the majority of the puntership would happily smash you in the face with a broken house brick coated in dog shit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kunte Kinte Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Don't ever address punkape again. Its safe to say the majority of the puntership would happily smash you in the face with a broken house brick coated in dog shit Nighty Night and Sleep Tight You Old Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 9, 2018 Report Share Posted December 9, 2018 What I find most interesting about this topic, is it was started by a cunt who mistakes lobster for pubic lice on steroids who is then arse licked by cunts who can't ever find the word lobster on their trips to maccy D's and get a right kicking in public when seen in daylight. They wouldn't know a lobster pick if one was used to stab them in the fucking eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted February 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 On 28/03/2017 at 09:56, Iam Ape said: Pure, unadulterated, classic Punkape. When the bollocks are you going to post a decent nomination such as this ? Sort yourself out Ape you fucking cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 14, 2019 Report Share Posted February 14, 2019 12 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: When the bollocks are you going to post a decent nomination such as this ? Sort yourself out Ape you fucking cretin. Dreadful comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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