Neil Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 No plumbers,especially 'coloured' ones What a fucking knob head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 Anyone with the name "Fergus" is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 8 minutes ago, Neil said: No plumbers,especially 'coloured' ones What a fucking knob head What a total cunt. Ugly fat faced one at that. Probably won't do his business much good, hopefully, being against the law and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 23 minutes ago, Neil said: No plumbers,especially 'coloured' ones What a fucking knob head Who is this idiot? Perhaps some background information you fat lazy sod..., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 I shouldn't worry about him Punkers,the cunts only worth 250 million so well below your social level Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 Never heard of him 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Never heard of him Exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 Just googled and got onto the Daily Mirror Web site. He mentions curry smells. I don't have a fucking clue what curry is. But luckily the Mirror was kind enough to include a photo of curry in a pot. Thanks Daily Mirror Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 He's right about plumbers quotes though, and we've had a back door smashed in (careful now!) by a tenants ex after he got pissed and heard she was shagging some other poor ugly cunt... No comment on the other issue.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 Fair play to him. If he doesn't want his houses smelling of curry he should ban coloured cunts and let his properties out to white cunts. After all, it's not as if white Brits eat curry, is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 All landlords are cunts,so much money and yet the cunts still want more.Put it back into the economy you greedy wankers,spend it having a good time,you only live once you cuntstick.Nobody should be able to collect houses like postage stamps.Hope the cunt dies choking on a chicken jalfrezi,cooked by a black, single parent out of work plumber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2017 Report Share Posted March 28, 2017 12 minutes ago, Neil said: All landlords are cunts,so much money and yet the cunts still want more.Put it back into the economy you greedy wankers,spend it having a good time,you only live once you cuntstick.Nobody should be able to collect houses like postage stamps.Hope the cunt dies choking on a chicken jalfrezi,cooked by a black, single parent out of work plumber What have landlords got to do with this nomination ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 29, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 7 hours ago, Punkape said: What have landlords got to do with this nomination ? Fergus Wilson:Britain's biggest buy to-let landlord.....now repeat that back after me,I wanna make sure you understand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 45 minutes ago, Neil said: Fergus Wilson:Britain's biggest buy to-let landlord.....now repeat that back after me,I wanna make sure you understand You should have said that at the beginning of the thread you useless, fat sod. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 55 minutes ago, Punkape said: You should have said that at the beginning of the thread you useless, fat sod. At least it wasn't a load of waffling, long winded, insommnia curing drivel like yours usually are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 10 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: He's right about plumbers quotes though, and we've had a back door smashed in (careful now!) by a tenants ex after he got pissed and heard she was shagging some other poor ugly cunt... No comment on the other issue.... You're doing it wrong ding, plumbers don't fix doors, you need a joiner. They all have one thing in common though, they all sick their teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 6 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: You're doing it wrong ding, plumbers don't fix doors, you need a joiner. They all have one thing in common though, they all sick their teeth. Some of the videos Fender lent me about them nuns had plumbers who sorted out their back doors... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 25 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: At least it wasn't a load of waffling, long winded, insommnia curing drivel like yours usually are. Said the Citroen van owner. Do you hang garlic in the cab ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 11 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: What a total cunt. Ugly fat faced one at that. Probably won't do his business much good, hopefully, being against the law and all. Bollocks, I am with Fergus 100% on this. He has the right to protect his investments. I have been on the receiving end of smelly tenants. Only last year I let Frank have one of my gites, and even now the smell of stale jiz and diarrhea pervade the place. A coloured plumber did eventually manage to get the wig out of the 'U'bend, using a lobster pick ( his name was Alfiodobo Noakaboogo and he drove a Citroen van ). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: Some of the videos Fender lent me about them nuns had plumbers who sorted out their back doors... Dirty habits, the pair of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 48 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Bollocks, I am with Fergus 100% on this. He has the right to protect his investments. I have been on the receiving end of smelly tenants. Only last year I let Frank have one of my gites, and even now the smell of stale jiz and diarrhea pervade the place. A coloured plumber did eventually manage to get the wig out of the 'U'bend, using a lobster pick ( his name was Alfiodobo Noakaboogo and he drove a Citroen van ). Out of likes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 If I was Fergus I would be more worried about all the human excrement that will be daubed all over the walls when the next Negro Water Service Engineer vacates one of his Properties. Does the tight cunt not want to spend any money on his properties by doing something sensible like installing extractor hoods over the ovens rather than make himself look like one of the cunts that regularly posts on here. That said, I would do the same. Nothing to do with the smell of curries its just that I would do what UKGov is failing to do and exclude these freaky alternative religion types. Klingons only in my rentals I'm afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 6 hours ago, Punkape said: Said the Citroen van owner. Do you hang garlic in the cab ? If I had this theoritical Citroen it would only be to ward off cunts like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 5 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Dirty habits, the pair of you. Yes Miss, sorry Miss, do we need spanking Miss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted March 29, 2017 Report Share Posted March 29, 2017 It's at times like this that I wish I had plumbing skills. There's nothing like a good vindaloo to sustain you through an arduous day playing with ballcocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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