Guest nobgobbler Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 6 hours ago, ratcum said: I bet the disciples went round with the bucket whilst Jesus was talking to the crowd about some such or the other Never mind all that. When admin starts strolling around with his begging bowl then you'll have cause for concern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Never mind all that. When admin starts strolling around with his begging bowl then you'll have cause for concern. The late dearly departed James did get the begging bowl out a few times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 29 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: The late dearly departed James did get the begging bowl out a few times. Awe, sorry to hear he's brown bread. Not getting an invite to the pissup is a bit of a cunt though. I'm claiming a refund. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is the Chinaman Chin On-Cue playing? He got knocked out by Fuk-Yu-Tu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted April 24, 2017 Report Share Posted April 24, 2017 12 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Awe, sorry to hear he's brown bread. Not getting an invite to the pissup is a bit of a cunt though. I'm claiming a refund. He's virtual brown bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 In wildest Norfolk we've recently had some poor young chap wiped out in a motorbike crash. Luckaszzsz was originally from Poland and the family now need to crowdfund £2.5k to send his body to Poland for his funeral (no life insurance). If they haven't got the money why not cremate him here and Deliveroo him (by one of his relatives probably) back to the homeland for a service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: In wildest Norfolk we've recently had some poor young chap wiped out in a motorbike crash. Luckaszzsz was originally from Poland and the family now need to crowdfund £2.5k to send his body to Poland for his funeral (no life insurance). If they haven't got the money why not cremate him here and Deliveroo him (by one of his relatives probably) back to the homeland for a service. There was also one for the little shitbag who got killed racing a car that he had stolen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 18 minutes ago, The Guard said: There was also one for the little shitbag who got killed racing a car that he had stolen. But he was a 'good lad', a 'cheeky chappie', a 'loveable rogue'. His mum and the 9 mothers of his 14 kids said so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: In wildest Norfolk we've recently had some poor young chap wiped out in a motorbike crash. Luckaszzsz was originally from Poland and the family now need to crowdfund £2.5k to send his body to Poland for his funeral (no life insurance). If they haven't got the money why not cremate him here and Deliveroo him (by one of his relatives probably) back to the homeland for a service. So living here is ok but not good enough to be buried here? What, our fucking worms not good enough for him? Eh? Eh? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 8 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: In wildest Norfolk we've recently had some poor young chap wiped out in a motorbike crash. Luckaszzsz was originally from Poland and the family now need to crowdfund £2.5k to send his body to Poland for his funeral (no life insurance). If they haven't got the money why not cremate him here and Deliveroo him (by one of his relatives probably) back to the homeland for a service. I read about this and as a mark of respect I took the Volvo to the local car wash and paid 4 quid for a full valet ,god bless his soap wand and sponge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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