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4 minutes ago, Spanky said:

I know I'm new here, but there did seem to be a lot of bullshit posted over the last couple of days about watches that made no fucking sense. No fucking sense at all.

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Marvellous, a statistician in our midst, perhaps you could provide a Pie Chart detailing the proportion of Punkapes contributions that contain the words:- Peasant..Oik..Herpees..Aids and Pervert. Ta very much.

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4 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Bar charts? Roops is gunna love you.

I'm waiting for someone to perform integration on Terry, by integrating him with a wood chipper.

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30 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It's Quincy isn't it? 

It's not Quincy, it's not Decimus, it's not Bill (Bill is Spanky), read back his first post and it's obvious. I've been here before but no one has guessed correctly yet.

37 minutes ago, Admin said:

Show your correct IP address or leave.

I don't think I will be doing that. Shut your fucking gob before I shit in your hat, you scrub wearing Irish cunt.

 

7 minutes ago, Spanky said:

I know I'm new here, but there did seem to be a lot of bullshit posted over the last couple of days about watches that made no fucking sense. No fucking sense at all.

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But with an amazing like to post ratio for a "newbie", do a pie chart of that.

Oh, and fuck off Bill.

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Just now, Terry Tibbs said:

It's not Quincy, it's not Decimus, it's not Bill (Bill is Spanky), read back his first post and it's obvious. I've been here before but no one has guessed correctly yet.

I don't think I will be doing that. Shut your fucking gob before I shit in your hat, you scrub wearing Irish cunt.

 

But with an amazing like to post ratio for a "newbie", do a pie chart of that.

Oh, and fuck off Bill.

Extremecunt? Off the meth?

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I dunno who the fuck Bill is. I stumbled upon this site only the other day whilst idly googling "Jeremy Vine is a Cunt!" after reading an article about him milking that road rage nonsense. Jeremy Vine is a cunt and fuck off!

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5 minutes ago, Terry Tibbs said:

It's not Quincy, it's not Decimus, it's not Bill (Bill is Spanky), read back his first post and it's obvious. I've been here before but no one has guessed correctly yet.

I don't think I will be doing that. Shut your fucking gob before I shit in your hat, you scrub wearing Irish cunt.

 

But with an amazing like to post ratio for a "newbie", do a pie chart of that.

Oh, and fuck off Bill.

poor white trash

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10 minutes ago, Terry Tibbs said:

It's not Quincy, it's not Decimus, it's not Bill (Bill is Spanky), read back his first post and it's obvious. I've been here before but no one has guessed correctly yet.

I don't think I will be doing that. Shut your fucking gob before I shit in your hat, you scrub wearing Irish cunt.

 

But with an amazing like to post ratio for a "newbie", do a pie chart of that.

Oh, and fuck off Bill.

Oh hang on, there's a whiff of Bubba here.

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5 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Well cunted there tel. .more of same 

Panzerknacker 

You fucking hypocrite panzywanker! You said you don't like the cunting, it's the reason this place is occasionally funny 

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20 minutes ago, Terry Tibbs said:

 

I don't think I will be doing that. Shut your fucking gob before I shit in your hat, you scrub wearing Irish cunt.

Such a shame. I thought we were all friends here.

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24 minutes ago, Terry Tibbs said:

But with an amazing like to post ratio for a "newbie", do a pie chart of that.

Oh, and fuck off Bil

To be fair, the stuff about hats was funny.

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1 minute ago, The Beast said:

Such a shame. I thought we were all friends here.

Makes me worry for the security of the site... he could be a Jihadi trying to radicalise members, or even worse, Frank.

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5 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Makes me worry for the security of the site... he could be a Jihadi trying to radicalise members, or even worse, Frank.

I haven't been overcome with the compulsion to sharpen any axes or machetes yet, so I'm assuming it's not Fwank. But you never know..

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1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said:

No, please see above...

... or decant the negar from the jar.

NO! Please see above.

 

 

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27 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Oh hang on, there's a whiff of Bubba here.

I for one say, let's leave Tibbs alone. He aint so bad in his new guise, but then again what does Spanky know? A Pie for a Pie, I think it is. 

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6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I haven't been overcome with the compulsion to sharpen any axes or machetes yet, so I'm assuming it's not Fwank. But you never know..

Has anybody been told yet to fuck off and die??? It isn't Frank, though I'd stake my life on it that it could be. 

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2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said:

I for one say, let's leave Tibbs alone. He aint so bad in his new guise, but then again what does Spanky know? A Pie for a Pie, I think it is. 

He's bloody good at graphs though, the Pie chart was even funnier than the bar chart. I can't fucking wait for a Venn diagram!

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4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He's bloody good at graphs though, the Pie chart was even funnier than the bar chart. I can't fucking wait for a Venn diagram!

Here's a chart if you want one...

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1 hour ago, Ape said:

Well, it's a stupid fucking cunt of some kind, that's for sure.  A stupid fucking cunt that was, until pulled about it, speaking about himself in the third person.

What's an IP address ?  

Is it somewhere you go for a slash ?

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3 minutes ago, Punkape said:

What's an IP address ?  

Is it somewhere you go for a slash ?

Please slash your fucking wrists you worthless pile of dog shit.

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9 minutes ago, Punkape said:

What's an IP address ?  

Is it somewhere you go for a slash ?

You only go into a "cottage" and it's always for more than a slash.

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23 minutes ago, Punkape said:

What's an IP address ?  

Is it somewhere you go for a slash ?

Think you've quoted the wrong post, you stupid little flid. There was no mention of an IP address in my post. Still, you got a like from our resident lunatic.

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22 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

You only go into a "cottage" and it's always for more than a slash.

I've been playing golf all weekend at my exclusive club.

You wouldn't get into my club because we don't let oiks or peasants in.

lol.

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31 minutes ago, Punkape said:

I've been playing golf all weekend at my exclusive club.

You wouldn't get into my club because we don't let oiks or peasants in.

lol.

Is "golf" a euphemism for a bunch of loony middle-aged poofters running around in a field dressed as 17th century French nobility (complete with powdered wigs) and trying their hardest to fit a nine iron head first into one another's prolapsed arseholes? I'm beginning to think it is, Punky.

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