PANZER MURPHY Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Wolfie said: When was the last time you awoke in the morning with a proper stiffy, without the need for erectile dysfunction pills, old man? And what about you, Pen – when was the last time you woke up in the morning next to a stiffy, without it being dead? Get fucked. Every morning wuggers..good hard one.. .I call it my anti roll bar Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 38 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Every morning wuggers..good hard one.. .I call it my anti roll bar Panzerknacker Kickstand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Kickstand. Seen what you did there Eric baby. .very droll. .nice usage of abusage Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Seen what you did there Eric baby. .very droll. .nice usage of abusage Panzerknacker Can't really take the credit for that one Panzer, it was from the third Austin powers film, when Mini-Me shows Michael Caine his todger and Caine remarks that he could use it as a kickstand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Can't really take the credit for that one Panzer, it was from the third Austin powers film, when Mini-Me shows Michael Caine his todger and Caine remarks that he could use it as a kickstand. Matters not..ya really think jenners was the father of inoculation? ..suds had a good one there...arsehat. ..I may steal it and pass it off as my own Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 Most estate agents are first time buyers that live in highly desirable areas close to shops, schools & public transport facilities, without any chains. This in turn, makes them an ideal first purchase for an up & coming family of morons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 According to the news, Estate Agents have congregated at Speakers Corner, with placards to appeal for an additional 2.5% conveyancing fee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: Most estate agents are first time buyers that live in highly desirable areas close to shops, schools & public transport facilities, without any chains. This in turn, makes them an ideal first purchase for an up & coming family of morons. Estate agents would have many chains, if I had my way, mostly attached to the back of moving lorries, during which time they would be repeatedly flogged and set on fire. Fuck them. Wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 41 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Estate agents would have many chains, if I had my way, mostly attached to the back of moving lorries, during which time they would be repeatedly flogged and set on fire. Fuck them. Wankers. It's their spiel that makes me vomit. They must all learn it from a book, and as for their valuations, they're worth jack shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: It's their spiel that makes me vomit. They must all learn it from a book, and as for their valuations, they're worth jack shite. I can't agree. Their sort of cuntishness and level of deceit can only be provided by mother nature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 Spinster & Partners, are happy to be offering this delightful semi-detached Bachelor pad in the desirable arear of Middlesbrough. The lease-held property benefits from coal-burning CH throughout each of bedrooms of which there is one. Recently decorated to an exceptionally high standard, this adorable residence is fully equipped with carpets & curtains and planning permission for a brick-built cloakroom & triple aspect garden shed. The grounds of approximately 1/3 acre are mainly laid to lawn with shrubbery and a vegetable patch. VIEWING is strongly recommended, and with offers invited at around £750k it is all in and ready to occupy, subject to contracts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Spinster & Partners, are happy to be offering this delightful semi-detached Bachelor pad in the desirable arear of Middlesbrough. The lease-held property benefits from coal-burning CH throughout each of bedrooms of which there is one. Recently decorated to an exceptionally high standard, this adorable residence is fully equipped with carpets & curtains and planning permission for a brick-built cloakroom & triple aspect garden shed. The grounds of approximately 1/3 acre are mainly laid to lawn with shrubbery and a vegetable patch. VIEWING is strongly recommended, and with offers invited at around £750k it is all in and ready to occupy, subject to contracts. Laffin bollox off Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Laffin bollox off Panzerknacker The vendor has declined your offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 3 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: The vendor has declined your offer. The cunt Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 1 minute ago, Panzerknacker said: The cunt Panzerknacker Well, what did you expect? It is no place for a crack den. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 6 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Well, what did you expect? It is no place for a crack den. It's for the manufacture of pharmaceuticals... Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: It's for the manufacture of pharmaceuticals... Panzerknacker Consider yourself moved in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 Estate agents are disgusting, sub-human reptiles. Needing no education or qualifications to embark on their chosen career, they are on a par with recruitment consultants and personal trainers. Quincy is probably foaming/shiteing at the mouth reading this and unable to defend his honour. The coke snorting, maisonette dwelling, 'developer'. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 10 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Estate agents are disgusting, sub-human reptiles. Needing no education or qualifications to embark on their chosen career, they are on a par with recruitment consultants and personal trainers. Quincy is probably foaming/shiteing at the mouth reading this and unable to defend his honour. The coke snorting, maisonette dwelling 'developer'. Is Quincy an estate agent then? How ghastly. No coincidence that the name of one of the larger companies sounds like 'Bastard thieves' when spoken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted May 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 54 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Estate agents are disgusting, sub-human reptiles. Needing no education or qualifications to embark on their chosen career, they are on a par with recruitment consultants and personal trainers. Quincy is probably foaming/shiteing at the mouth reading this and unable to defend his honour. The coke snorting, maisonette dwelling 'developer'. He's gone up in my estimation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Estate agents are disgusting, sub-human reptiles. Needing no education or qualifications to embark on their chosen career, they are on a par with recruitment consultants and personal trainers. Quincy is probably foaming/shiteing at the mouth reading this and unable to defend his honour. The coke snorting, maisonette dwelling, 'developer'. Hey bubs. .fuck you Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 Quince, an Estate Agent? He's a squatter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 12 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Quince, an Estate Agent? He's a squatter. Like withers the faux frog cûnt Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 4 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Hey bubs. .fuck you Panzerknacker Laffin...... Kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted May 12, 2017 Report Share Posted May 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: Laffin...... Kill yourself. Still making friends Bubsy, you really are a washed up condom. Get some rope and find a good solid tree, you know the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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