Guest Manky Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 1 hour ago, Spanky said: Go on then Manky, own up to your own inadequacy of being a fucking thick cunt Why? I am not homeless and not blaming anybody. I find being a thick cunt has its advantages. It means I can converse on a level with the likes of yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 1 minute ago, Manky said: Why? I am not homeless and not blaming anybody. I find being a thick cunt has its advantages. It means I can converse on a level with the likes of yourself. No Manky, I'm afraid you can not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: It must be soul destroying for some of the poor fuckers. Many have already fled from abusive homes and situations, and I doubt if the survival rate/life expectancy on the streets is long. They only need a little help to get them away from their living horror, and many deserve it too. Unfortunately the genuine ones get lost in a sea of fake idle begging conmen cunts who after a hard day of scrounging go home to their two up two down. What the genuine homeless need is a job then everything else should fall into place. Chances are they'll never get the opportunity, and no doubt they're likely to have other problems that they need help with as well. You could blame it on social services not being fit for purpose, but the fact is there are too many people in the country, not enough work to go round, and not enough resources. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 8 hours ago, Punkape said: You stupid cow. I live a quiet inoffensive life Punkly, I never upset anyone and keep myself to myself lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: I live a quiet inoffensive life Punkly, I never upset anyone and keep myself to myself lol fuck off Oooops, sorry Pen, almost forgot. I'll pop around to Poundstretchers car park with a Thermos of hot Ovaltine and a bacon bap... are you OK for smalls & blankets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Oooops, sorry Pen, almost forgot. I'll pop around to Poundstretchers car park with a Thermos of hot Ovaltine and a bacon bap. The hot bacon bap is ok but stick the thermos of ovaltine up Punkley's dark passage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 Just now, The Lady Penelope said: The hot bacon bap is ok but stick the thermos of ovaltine up Punkley's dark passage. That's a waste of a perfectly good flask, Pen. Besides Punky would only enjoy the experience... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: That's a waste of a perfectly good flask, Pen. Besides Punky would only enjoy the experience... Not in the way I'd shove it, he wouldn't. Sideways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 12 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: The hot bacon bap is ok but stick the thermos of ovaltine up Punkley's dark passage. I'm reminded of my time spent in hospital. "Nil By Mouth" they told me, and so I was fed cups of coffee up me arse... It was fucking awful. The cunts never put any sugar in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 14 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I'm reminded of my time spent in hospital. "Nil By Mouth" they told me, and so I was fed cups of coffee up me arse... It was fucking awful. The cunts never put any sugar in it. Having another injection in my eyes on tuesday. They're dotting my eyes again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 28 minutes ago, Roadkill said: That's a waste of a perfectly good flask, Pen. Besides Punky would only enjoy the experience... Not only that, it would probably curdle. I wouldn't think that can you mix hot Ovaltine, with spunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Having another injection in my eyes on tuesday. They're dotting my eyes again. Do they put you under. Anaesthetic I mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 Just now, 'eavensabove said: Do they put you under. Anaesthetic I mean? No .. just put some "numbing stuff" on my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 4 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: No .. just put some "numbing stuff" on my eyes. That's a shame - I was hoping you'd be put under a 5MN hydraulic press. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 28, 2017 Report Share Posted May 28, 2017 Tory scaremongers would like you to think that this country is rife with benefit cheats. Actual benefit fraud is less than 1% of the total paid out. Stop labelling claimants as fraudsters and look at tax avoidance schemes, like the ones punkape wishes he had the money to be a part of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 6 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Why, is that what you did? Beats dying on the streets nobbler baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 10 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I'm reminded of my time spent in hospital. "Nil By Mouth" they told me, and so I was fed cups of coffee up me arse... It was fucking awful. The cunts never put any sugar in it. You cunt. I'm going in soon and I'll be laughing my tits off at that while I'm waiting for some cunt to wheel me down to the room with the big lights and sharp cutty things. I must remember not to ask for a hobnob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 5 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Beats dying on the streets nobbler baby Panzerknacker Did you mean in a back alley Panzy baby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 10 hours ago, Marty Feldman Noakes said: Tory scaremongers would like you to think that this country is rife with benefit cheats. Actual benefit fraud is less than 1% of the total paid out. Stop labelling claimants as fraudsters and look at tax avoidance schemes, like the ones punkape wishes he had the money to be a part of. You're right. They are going balls out to slash the benefit budget and targeting flids at the moment. The application form is worded in such a way that if you answer the questions exactly as they are put you won't qualify unless your are nothing more than a cabbage. It"s something like 80% of those who appeal are found eligible. Just stop sending money out of the country and there'll be plenty to go round. I agree the tax avoidance loopholes need stitching up. Target the rich with the same enthusiasm they target the infirm for once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 28 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Did you mean in a back alley Panzy baby? Does it matter?..given the choice freezing to death in a doorway or a couple of years in the grey bar hotel what's a sensible person going to choose Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 11 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: The hot bacon bap is ok but stick the thermos of ovaltine up Punkley's dark passage. Can't be that dark pen, its a fucking big gaping hole.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 46 minutes ago, Mingeeta said: Can't be that dark pen, its a fucking big gaping hole.. Didn't the olympic torch go missing a while back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 12 hours ago, Marty Feldman Noakes said: Tory scaremongers would like you to think that this country is rife with benefit cheats. Actual benefit fraud is less than 1% of the total paid out. Stop labelling claimants as fraudsters and look at tax avoidance schemes, like the ones punkape wishes he had the money to be a part of. Nothing wrong with tax avoidance which isn't breaking any laws. Tax evasion is, and until you can get your tiny mind round that I would leave government finance to the grown ups. We're you in the same maths class as Abbott - the - Hut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 12 hours ago, Marty Feldman Noakes said: Tory scaremongers would like you to think that this country is rife with benefit cheats. Actual benefit fraud is less than 1% of the total paid out. Stop labelling claimants as fraudsters and look at tax avoidance schemes, like the ones punkape wishes he had the money to be a part of. Even some working folks are having to use food banks. Nurses too for example. Many others also have no alternative but to claim benefits, such as carers who as far as I'm concerned work their bollocks off 24/7 without any respite, let alone a Bank Holiday break. Their wages for caring equates to 37p per hour, whilst if their family member was to be placed into Council care, would cost in excess of £350 per day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 29, 2017 Report Share Posted May 29, 2017 11 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Nothing wrong with tax avoidance which isn't breaking any laws. Tax evasion is, and until you can get your tiny mind round that I would leave government finance to the grown ups. We're you in the same maths class as Abbott - the - Hut? There is a fine line though. They invented PAYE for a reason, which presumably was to ensure that any money earned in the UK is taxed. Just because sticking massive amounts of money in offshore accounts etc is legal, it doesn't make it fair on less affluent taxpayers who pay every penny that's due at source therefore in full and on time. So that they can afford to let some enjoy the benefit of tax avoidance, the HMRC cunts are flailing about trying to find any possible way to rob the rest of us. Some time soon, landlords are going to have to declare every three months, which is nothing more than discrimination. I'm reluctant to pay my accountant 4 times a year, but I'll have no choice as any errors I make would cost me shit loads in fines. The cunts are taking the piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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