Guest Snatch Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 15 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Omar Sharif? He was Egyptian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 Have been told that there was a fire in a multi-storey block of flats at Cardiff a few years back. When the fire service arrived there was the mangled burning remains of a barbecue stove on the ground below the block of flats. Somebody pointed to a top floor balcony and said that was where the stove had been dropped from. The resident of the flat was reluctant to to open the door so the police forced their way in. The resident was Somali and it turned out that he had been doing all his cooking on the barbi stove on the balcony because his religion said that he could only cook using a flame or hot charcoal that had been heated by a flame .. the flats were all electric. On this occasion it was a bit windy and his barbi got out of control so he simply chucked it over the balcony. Seemingly this illegal use of barbi stoves and camping gas stoves is quite common amongst Somalis living in all electric flats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Well that is fucking obvious. I myself have shares in the wonderful French Company 'Les Wicks R US' In that case I will be waving my gas barbecue lighter. I object to keeping garlic munching cunts in vin rouge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 18 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: Have been told that there was a fire in a multi-storey block of flats at Cardiff a few years back. When the fire service arrived there was the mangled burning remains of a barbecue stove on the ground below the block of flats. Somebody pointed to a top floor balcony and said that was where the stove had been dropped from. The resident of the flat was reluctant to to open the door so the police forced their way in. The resident was Somali and it turned out that he had been doing all his cooking on the barbi stove on the balcony because his religion said that he could only cook using a flame or hot charcoal that had been heated by a flame .. the flats were all electric. On this occasion it was a bit windy and his barbi got out of control so he simply chucked it over the balcony. Seemingly this illegal use of barbi stoves and camping gas stoves is quite common amongst Somalis living in all electric flats. Another fucking stupid culture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 5 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Have been told that there was a fire in a multi-storey block of flats at Cardiff a few years back. When the fire service arrived there was the mangled burning remains of a barbecue stove on the ground below the block of flats. Somebody pointed to a top floor balcony and said that was where the stove had been dropped from. The resident of the flat was reluctant to to open the door so the police forced their way in. The resident was Somali and it turned out that he had been doing all his cooking on the barbi stove on the balcony because his religion said that he could only cook using a flame or hot charcoal that had been heated by a flame .. the flats were all electric. On this occasion it was a bit windy and his barbi got out of control so he simply chucked it over the balcony. Seemingly this illegal use of barbi stoves and camping gas stoves is quite common amongst Somalis living in all electric flats. I'll eat my turban if the fire was caused by a fridge. The initial enquiry should be focussed upon who started the fire, why where and how, because that is the cunt who is ultimately responsible for the black blot of Kensington. By all accounts, the cunt was one of the first to have fled the building without raising any alarms etc. When we had our first child we were housed in a B&B where some nutter doused his ex's door with petrol, lit the fucker and fled. The entire place burnt down more or less, and that was about 3am. Oh, by the way, the bloke was Ethiopian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 6 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Have been told that there was a fire in a multi-storey block of flats at Cardiff a few years back. When the fire service arrived there was the mangled burning remains of a barbecue stove on the ground below the block of flats. Somebody pointed to a top floor balcony and said that was where the stove had been dropped from. The resident of the flat was reluctant to to open the door so the police forced their way in. The resident was Somali and it turned out that he had been doing all his cooking on the barbi stove on the balcony because his religion said that he could only cook using a flame or hot charcoal that had been heated by a flame .. the flats were all electric. On this occasion it was a bit windy and his barbi got out of control so he simply chucked it over the balcony. Seemingly this illegal use of barbi stoves and camping gas stoves is quite common amongst Somalis living in all electric flats. The Welsh fire brigade would've been used to dealing with such incredible stupidity on a regular basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 6 hours ago, The Lady Penelope said: Have been told that there was a fire in a multi-storey block of flats at Cardiff a few years back. When the fire service arrived there was the mangled burning remains of a barbecue stove on the ground below the block of flats. Somebody pointed to a top floor balcony and said that was where the stove had been dropped from. The resident of the flat was reluctant to to open the door so the police forced their way in. The resident was Somali and it turned out that he had been doing all his cooking on the barbi stove on the balcony because his religion said that he could only cook using a flame or hot charcoal that had been heated by a flame .. the flats were all electric. On this occasion it was a bit windy and his barbi got out of control so he simply chucked it over the balcony. Seemingly this illegal use of barbi stoves and camping gas stoves is quite common amongst Somalis living in all electric flats. They don't call it Mongadishu for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 Is it just me that finds the prospect of holding a candlelit vigil at Grenfell tower in rather poor taste? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 I hope all you landlord cunts on here have sprinklers installed, you murderous fucking bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 I see the first named victim is a Syrian refugee, oh the fucking irony of it all. Made it to the UK to seek asylum as his life was in danger in his own country and this shit happens. Stupid cunt should have stayed at home and I hope this sends a clear message to other refugees who think they're going to be safe here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I hope all you landlord cunts on here have sprinklers installed, you murderous fucking bastards. I do. Although my grass still looks a bit brown with all the recent sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 On 2017-6-14 at 5:46 PM, 'eavensabove said: "NOW SHOWING AT KENSINGTON ODEON" I was enjoying this film until Jennifer Jones (my avatar) fell out the fucking outside lift and plummeted to her death. After that I couldn't give a fuck who got incinerated after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 22 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I hope all you landlord cunts on here have sprinklers installed, you murderous fucking bastards. I have. No doubt after this debacle some cunt will deliberately set it off just to see if it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 48 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I hope all you landlord cunts on here have sprinklers installed, you murderous fucking bastards. I don't. My landlord worked at Auschwitz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 Surely any Jihadi worth his salt is now headed for the nearest tower block, armed with a petrol can and a Zippo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 51 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I see the first named victim is a Syrian refugee, oh the fucking irony of it all. Made it to the UK to seek asylum as his life was in danger in his own country and this shit happens. Stupid cunt should have stayed at home and I hope this sends a clear message to other refugees who think they're going to be safe here. Just watched the interview with his brother who no doubt will be used as a poster boy by Corbynistas in their "tory cuts caused this" campaign. The interview was closely followed by one with that odious little toad Ken Livingston who went into full "I told you so" mode despite doing absolutely fuck all about muslim slum landlords renting out death traps in Wembley and other districts in North London during his corrupt tenure. No doubt he was too busy swallowing Lee Jasper's spunk between Phone calls inviting terrorists to set up shop in London. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 1 minute ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Just watched the interview with his brother who no doubt will be used as a poster boy by Corbynistas in their "tory cuts caused this" campaign. What fucking cuts. If they hadn't spent £10 million on the fucking thing it wouldn't have had all this super insulated cladding keeping the heat in. Should have just slapped some Sandtex on it and clad the internal face of the wall with insulated plasterboard. But what the fuck do I know I'm only a construction expert cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 3 hours ago, Wolfie said: The Welsh fire brigade would've been used to dealing with such incredible stupidity on a regular basis. A lot of incredible stupidity goes on where I work, how I'd love it be like it was 4 summers ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 45 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: A lot of incredible stupidity goes on where I work, how I'd love it be like it was 4 summers ago. If ever there was a golden opportunity to mention the Ashes.... Too soon?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 15, 2017 Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 6 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: If ever there was a golden opportunity to mention the Ashes.... Too soon?? Ash Die-back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 They were predicting a heatwave last week Noatradamus was a cunt.........and he knew it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 10 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: What fucking cuts. If they hadn't spent £10 million on the fucking thing it wouldn't have had all this super insulated cladding keeping the heat in. Should have just slapped some Sandtex on it and clad the internal face of the wall with insulated plasterboard. But what the fuck do I know I'm only a construction expert cunt. All well and good Droopy, but you still haven't mastered the art of fitting a flight of stairs have you. You bungalow dwelling cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 It now appears that many of the victims of the fire were Muslims... Maybe God's way of evening out the score after the terrorist atrocities...... lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 33 minutes ago, Punkape said: It now appears that many of the victims of the fire were Muslims... Maybe God's way of evening out the score after the terrorist atrocities...... lol. Fuck off. Punkers, you are not currying many favours here, are you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 "Metropolitan Police Commander Stuart Cundy said there was "a risk that sadly we may not be able to identify everybody". Asked about the number of dead, he said he hoped the death toll would not reach "triple figures"." OK so 99 good .. 100 bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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