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A charity has called for life like child like sex dolls be made available on the NHS.  This almost condones pedophiles and is a sick idea. Encouraging this perverse behavior will lead to more attacks on children. I expect the Rochdale mini cab drivers to be ordering these in bulk, complete with the optional needle and spoon kit.  

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It's also entirely biased against non-paedos. Where's my publicly funded adult shag doll, eh?

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26 minutes ago, Eddie said:

A charity has called for life like child like sex dolls be made available on the NHS.  This almost condones pedophiles and is a sick idea. Encouraging this perverse behavior will lead to more attacks on children. I expect the Rochdale mini cab drivers to be ordering these in bulk, complete with the optional needle and spoon kit.  

I was going to nominate a bunch of stupid nonces in the UK who purchased these and had them delivered recently, ensuring their name and address went straight onto a government watch list.

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15 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

I was going to nominate a bunch of stupid nonces in the UK who purchased these and had them delivered recently, ensuring their name and address went straight onto a government watch list.

Which wouldn't bother them overly, as recently demonstrated in the case of Islamic extremists, being on a government watch list is akin to being granted immunity from prosecution. I do wonder how the manufacturers of child sex dolls answer the question 'what do you do for a living. And how are such items marketed? 'New this Spring, Choir boy, with realistic open singing mouth'.

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I don't know who's worse,the cunts that manufacturer them or the cunts who want to make them available on the market.

It goes without saying the cunts who use them need to be feed into the well used wood chipper,knob first.

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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

 

 

1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said:

I was going to nominate a bunch of stupid nonces in the UK who purchased these and had them delivered recently, ensuring their name and address went straight onto a government watch list.

With our technology, get GCHQ to find the house number and postcode from the IP address. Feed the details into a Brimstone missile which flies through the window and delivers the payload right up the chocolate funnel

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1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

It's also entirely biased against non-paedos. Where's my publicly funded adult shag doll, eh?

I'll pretend to be one for eight quid.

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The dolls have now been officially classed as "obscene items" and any attempt to import them is therefore an offence in its own right.

Edited by Mrs Roops
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20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

The dolls have now been officially classed as "obscene items" and any attempt to import them is therefore an offence in its own right.

Hmm, I suspected my homage to the entrepreneurial skills of a certain member might be subject to challenge, but I didn't expect it to vanish so quickly. I shall save my "back-handed compliment" defence for another occasion.

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3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Hmm, I suspected my homage to the entrepreneurial skills of a certain member might be subject to challenge, but I didn't expect it to vanish so quickly. I shall save my "back-handed compliment" defence for another occasion.

I remember what you put. It was a bit of a punt, wasn't it?

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3 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

I remember what you put. It was a bit of a punt, wasn't it?

Some you win...

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3 hours ago, Eddie said:

A charity has called for life like child like sex dolls be made available on the NHS.  This almost condones pedophiles and is a sick idea. Encouraging this perverse behavior will lead to more attacks on children. I expect the Rochdale mini cab drivers to be ordering these in bulk, complete with the optional needle and spoon kit.  

Cuntbreed Andrew Dobson, has just been jailed for trying to import one of these into the uk from Hong Kong. I'm all for it if they make them with remote controlled features that makes them come to life when the dirty cunts have finished fucking them and stab them to death in their sleep. 

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/23/man-import-childlike-sex-doll-uk-jailed

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I've given this serious consideration, say for example, Wolfie the big hairy gay bear stopped being gay and turned into a peado, would it be better for the authorities to provide a doll and therapy rather than leave him to his own internal battle with no support. I would prefer him to have his doll.

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3 minutes ago, Eddie said:

I've given this serious consideration, say for example, Wolfie the big hairy gay bear stopped being gay and turned into a peado, would it be better for the authorities to provide a doll and therapy rather than leave him to his own internal battle with no support. I would prefer him to have his doll.

If it would save one victim from one attack it would be worth it. Still perpetuates the idea that it is ok to fancy children. Dilemma.

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Dwarves is what we need. Dwarves dressed up like children for paedos to fuck. I bet there are loads of unemployed dwarves (though to be honest, I've only ever seen dwarves on telly - 8 of them, counting that beardy shortassed twat in Game of Thrones).

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1 minute ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

Dwarves is what we need. Dwarves dressed up like children for paedos to fuck. I bet there are loads of unemployed dwarves (though to be honest, I've only ever seen dwarves on telly ( 8 of them, counting that beardy shortassed twat in Game of Thrones).

How about Warwick Davis, the brilliant method actor, that little cunt deserves a good fucking.

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2 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said:

Dwarves is what we need. Dwarves dressed up like children for paedos to fuck. I bet there are loads of unemployed dwarves (though to be honest, I've only ever seen dwarves on telly - 8 of them, counting that beardy shortassed twat in Game of Thrones).

That's the seven off Time Bandits and the Game of thrones one, we could rustle up a few more off the Star Wars people. They've got the ones in the teddy bear outfits and the one they put in the spin dryer that makes beepy noises.

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16 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said:

If it would save one victim from one attack it would be worth it. Still perpetuates the idea that it is ok to fancy children. Dilemma.

This is true and is indeed a dilemma. 

Stringing them up would be a better idea.

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2 minutes ago, Eddie said:

How about Warwick Davis, the brilliant method actor, that little cunt deserves a good fucking.

He's fucking creepy. Tiny little body, arms and legs, and a massive head, not to mention huge hands like Pat Jennings.

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34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He's fucking creepy. Tiny little body, arms and legs, and a massive head, not to mention huge hands like Pat Jennings.

I hate the way he puffs his chest out at any opportunity. Little legs show off.

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4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He's fucking creepy. Tiny little body, arms and legs, and a massive head, not to mention huge hands like Pat Jennings.

No matter how big his hands are, he'd still be a shit goalie.  

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