Earl of Punkape Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, Decimus said: Get fucked, you old cunt. You're half-dead, so it's no surprise that your musical contributions on here resemble a funeral dirge. léo Ferré, Vangelis, and a multitude of soft-rock, lounge lizard fucking shit. You're the middle-aged sad cunt sat at the back of a student union gig, clicking his fingers and secretly praying there isn't a long drum solo. Hello cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: Get fucked, you old cunt. You're half-dead, so it's no surprise that your musical contributions on here resemble a funeral dirge. léo Ferré, Vangelis, and a multitude of soft-rock, lounge lizard fucking shit. You're the middle-aged sad cunt sat at the back of a student union gig, clicking his fingers and secretly praying there isn't a long drum solo. You’re probably right, but at least I’m not trying to be seen as mean, straight and cool, or worst still.. down with the kids. I love you decs, but don’t think for one minute that you have a clue about music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 21 minutes ago, Ape said: I’m not really sure. It looks like it might get ugly though. You doing family things again this weekend Ape? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ape™️ Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Glowworm said: You doing family things again this weekend Ape? It’s a given that you’re not, unless you include all the other test tube freaks you’re related to. Have a lovely weekend together on your shelf, you stupid old gimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, Ape said: It’s a given that you’re not, unless you include all the other test tube freaks you’re related to. Have a lovely weekend together on your shelf, you stupid old gimp. I have been to see the laser light show this evening Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 Just now, Ape said: What a charming individual you are, Frank. What a gutless fucking shit you really are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 Just now, Witheredscrote said: What a gutless fucking shit you really are. And what a pathetic, shit-stirring sycophant wanker you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 11 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: @Ape Well come on balsa wood boy, how are you going to respond? Give him time, withers. Ape’s a fragile sort who’s not keen on facts. Those frequent Sunday DP roast’s over at his poor old mum’s is not to be taken lightly. Him and his brothers have done things with a Yorkshire pudding that’ll make your eyes water. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Give him time, withers. Ape’a a fragile sort who’s not keen on facts. Those frequent Sunday DP roast’s over at his poor old mum’s is not to be taken lightly. Him and his brothers have done things with a Yorkshire pudding that’ll make your eyes water.* Fuck off, you disgust me. Edited November 8, 2019 by Witheredscrote *Can I have the recipe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 45 minutes ago, Ape said: And what a pathetic, shit-stirring sycophant wanker you are. Do you have custard with yorkshire pudding Ape? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Give him time, withers. Ape’s a fragile sort who’s not keen on facts. Those frequent Sunday DP roast’s over at his poor old mum’s is not to be taken lightly. Him and his brothers have done things with a Yorkshire pudding that’ll make your eyes water. What sort of things ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Earl of Punkape said: What sort of things ? Something to do with batter & a prawn, i think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: What sort of things ? If I need a sidekick it won’t be you, fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Cuntman Posted November 8, 2019 Report Share Posted November 8, 2019 Just now, Frank said: Wonderful. Inspired, I believe, by Jimmy Nail, Chicory Tip, and The Wee Papa-Girl Rappers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 8 hours ago, Frank said: If I need a sidekick it won’t be you, fuckwit. Please explain why? Provide worked examples otherwise you’re a wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 12 hours ago, Frank said: Give him time, withers. Ape’s a fragile sort who’s not keen on facts. Those frequent Sunday DP roast’s over at his poor old mum’s is not to be taken lightly. Him and his brothers have done things with a Yorkshire pudding that’ll make your eyes water. I imagine that you've got a sore head and arsehole this morning, Frank. What on Earth were you playing at last night? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 8 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: What sort of things ? 21 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Please explain why? Stop asking questions, you stupid little cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Stop asking questions, you stupid little cunt. Why do you have David Furnish in Regency dress for your avatar ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 18 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Why do you have David Furnish in Regency dress for your avatar ? He won't reply. Flounced off again, and probably preoccupied with the delivery of a hand painted balsa wood butt plug. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 14 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: He won't reply. Flounced off again, and probably preoccupied with the delivery of a hand painted balsa wood butt plug. lol His grandiose,self-appointed board leader role, has dribbled away... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 19 hours ago, Frank said: You’re probably right, but at least I’m not trying to be seen as mean, straight and cool, or worst still.. down with the kids. I love you decs, but don’t think for one minute that you have a clue about music. You're many things Francis, but being seen as straight is certainly not one of them. Play to your strengths, stick to being a cunt beyond reproach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted November 9, 2019 Report Share Posted November 9, 2019 37 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: You're many things Francis, but being seen as straight is certainly not one of them. Play to your strengths, stick to being a cunt beyond reproach. Franks under some misguided illusion that he’s in the process of some sort of comeback to CC. The arrival of Salty and the latest abomination Foreskinshit have lowered the goalposts to an all time low andgiven him a vastly mistaken view that he’s on his way back to his former glory. From what I can make out that was very very poor anyway. It really is wonderful to observe his pathetic attempts to be accepted by his former peers. I want him dead. lol lol lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted November 19, 2019 Report Share Posted November 19, 2019 A delightfully barking though quintessentially British take on Isaac Hayes' classic "Shaft". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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