Guest Manky Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 Numbers aren't everything. Quality also counts. So it seems we will have to stick with numbers then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stubby Pecker Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 It's about suicide bombers I think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 On 10/08/2017 at 8:26 PM, Cuntybaws said: But there's only five of us here - or so some would have you believe. I am sure it is six. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cuntybaws Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 On 25/08/2017 at 7:59 PM, Decimus said: What did you make of the Leftovers finale then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: What did you make of the Leftovers finale then? I watched the last episode at the start of this week. In hindsight I should have realised before googling it that one of the main writers was responsible for Lost. Nearly 24 hours of my life fucking wasted. An apt theme song though, I haven't got a fucking clue what it was all about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: I watched the last episode at the start of this week. In hindsight I should have realised before googling it that one of the main writers was responsible for Lost. Nearly 24 hours of my life fucking wasted. An apt theme song though, I haven't got a fucking clue what it was all about. I'm still pissed off about sitting through every episode of Lost, admittedly intrigued and riveted, to discover that the cunts writing it had completely lost interest in concluding it, and cobbled together a nonsensical finale, leaving us in limbo as to whether they were dead, trapped in an alternate dimension or split between 2 worlds, none of which closed out events anyway. I suppose the writing was on the wall when they started resorting to the twinkly golden cave shit. JJ Abrams is a lazy cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: I watched the last episode at the start of this week. In hindsight I should have realised before googling it that one of the main writers was responsible for Lost. Nearly 24 hours of my life fucking wasted. An apt theme song though, I haven't got a fucking clue what it was all about. What I've learned from this whole sorry saga is that I'd do Carrie Coon in a heartbeat. This, like Lost (which thankfully I never watched) is the latest in a long line stretching back to The Prisoner, via Twin Peaks. Pointless, nonsensical, lazy bollocks from a director who's done too many psychedelics, bolstered by a bunch of ego-stroking media studies wanks telling him how clever he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: JJ Abrams is a lazy cunt. Blow up Vulcan? Give Simon Pegg paid employment? Make exactly the same fucking Star Wars film all over again? I make him a stupid lazy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Blow up Vulcan? Give Simon Pegg paid employment? Make exactly the same fucking Star Wars film all over again? I make him a stupid lazy cunt. Hollywoods' current wunderkind. He will be given licence to shit all over whatever he wants for the next few years. Next? Maybe 'hitchhikers guide to the galaxy' with a teenage American cast and a happy Marvin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm still pissed off about sitting through every episode of Lost, admittedly intrigued and riveted, to discover that the cunts writing it had completely lost interest in concluding it, and cobbled together a nonsensical finale, leaving us in limbo as to whether they were dead, trapped in an alternate dimension or split between 2 worlds, none of which closed out events anyway. I suppose the writing was on the wall when they started resorting to the twinkly golden cave shit. JJ Abrams is a lazy cunt. I think I mentally blocked out the ending of Lost because it was so disappointing. I vaguely remember a magical glowing cave and John Locke dying, coming back to life, then getting killed again because he went evil. Oh, and everyone standing around in a church at the end because they were supposedly dead or something. It turned to complete shit around the time that Jacob cunt turned up and Jack was an unlikeable misery-guts during the entire show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I think I mentally blocked out the ending of Lost because it was so disappointing. I vaguely remember a magical glowing cave and John Locke dying, coming back to life, then getting killed again because he went evil. Oh, and everyone standing around in a church at the end because they were supposedly dead or something. It turned to complete shit around the time that Jacob cunt turned up and Jack was an unlikeable misery-guts during the entire show. As it turned out, the best thing about it was Kate's' arse in tight jeans. If I'd been Sawyer, I would have spent all 120 episodes shagging her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm still pissed off about sitting through every episode of Lost, admittedly intrigued and riveted, to discover that the cunts writing it had completely lost interest in concluding it, and cobbled together a nonsensical finale, leaving us in limbo as to whether they were dead, trapped in an alternate dimension or split between 2 worlds, none of which closed out events anyway. I suppose the writing was on the wall when they started resorting to the twinkly golden cave shit. JJ Abrams is a lazy cunt. 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: What I've learned from this whole sorry saga is that I'd do Carrie Coon in a heartbeat. This, like Lost (which thankfully I never watched) is the latest in a long line stretching back to The Prisoner, via Twin Peaks. Pointless, nonsensical, lazy bollocks from a director who's done too many psychedelics, bolstered by a bunch of ego-stroking media studies wanks telling him how clever he is. I couldn't get through the first episode for seeing that horrific tusker walking round with sweat patches the size of Wales under each arm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 14 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I couldn't get through the first episode for seeing that horrific tusker walking round with sweat patches the size of Wales under each arm He thinks his hairstyle makes him look slimmer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: I couldn't get through the first episode for seeing that horrific tusker walking round with sweat patches the size of Wales under each arm You should have kept watching - later on he's hunted for food when a blight destroys all of the fruit on the island: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 These noms. are getting as frequent in appearance as the 'Now That's What I Call...'. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Cunts. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 30 minutes ago, Snatch said: Fuck off. You fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 29 minutes ago, Punkape said: You fuck off. Twat. Haha! Can't ban me now you're in character as Punkape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 @Stubby Pecker. Did you post that after I mentioned the song on the other thread? I mentioned Bubbas avatar and then he changed it, now this. I'm like Derren fucking Brown tonight! I might PM Frank a picture of a petrol can and see if he sets cunting fire to himself while I'm on this streak. I wonder if he's really dead. Haven't heard from my double agent, the n****r in his woodpile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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