Jiggerycock Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 Isn't that the boulder, that ran amok in Indiana Jones? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 I wonder if we could swap this mendacious Shamu for Shamima? Suddenly Ms Begum doesn't look nearly so bad by comparison. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 14 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Isn't that the boulder, that ran amok in Indiana Jones? She understudied that one. She did however star as the boulder that landed in Ray Winstone's swimming pool at the start of 'Sexy Beast'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She understudied that one. She did however star as the boulder that landed in Ray Winstone's swimming pool at the start of 'Sexy Beast'. I think you'll find she was the asteroid that Bruce Willis destroyed with an atom bomb in 'Armageddon' (I think we might be in for the long haul on this one!) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: She understudied that one. She did however star as the boulder that landed in Ray Winstone's swimming pool at the start of 'Sexy Beast'. Pity it didn't land on the 1D cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 On 25/08/2017 at 16:03, Manky said: So this pie gobbling lump of shit cunt got raped 9 times and sexually assaulted 6 times according to her. Now I ain't a detective but I would suspect some porkies off it well before court time. 9 times, eh? 8 of those would constitute as a mere reconnaissance mission in order to allow for foreplay to get her juices flowing, and it sure aint sexual assault to retrieve 1/2 dozen of wristwatches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 55 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fucking hell, she looks like one of those Easter Island statues wearing a hoodie! She's one of the ugliest fucking things I've ever seen, and I've seen the gas chambers at Auschwitz. She probably weighs the same as one. Consensual sex with this beast would be challenge enough. I can only imagine any attempt at sexual assault would be ended quickly and violently as slapping those thighs together would surely result in a kinetic shock wave strong enough to liquefy the attacker's internal organs. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: How many pasties can you hide in a standard dead rat? I dunno, but a leading high street purveyor has been known to hide dead rat in its pasties. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-39127953 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 On 25/08/2017 at 11:03, Manky said: So this pie gobbling lump of shit cunt got raped 9 times and sexually assaulted 6 times according to her. Now I ain't a detective but I would suspect some porkies off it well before court time. I could be wrong, but I'll hypothesize she went to a party of all black men.....they have no aesthetic discretion whatsoever, satisfied them all many times over, then remembered white heritage, and cried rape. @Earl of Punkape is it true black men are hung like a baby's arm? One would have to be to touch bottom in that behemoth . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 22 minutes ago, Roadkill said: She probably weighs the same as one. Consensual sex with this beast would be challenge enough. I can only imagine any attempt at sexual assault would be ended quickly and violently as slapping those thighs together would surely result in a kinetic shock wave strong enough to liquefy the attacker's internal organs. I'd wager that she has the word DANISH tattooed down her spine, and that her hide is scared with barbless harpoon marks to each flank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: I'd wager that she has the word DANISH tattooed down her spine, and that her hide is scared with barbless harpoon marks to each flank. Don't forget the new rust formed from the scratched rust corrosion coating from annual barnacle scrapings and cleansing of algae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Don't forget the new rust formed from the scratched rust corrosion coating from annual barnacle scrapings and cleansing of algae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Don't forget the new rust formed from the scratched rust corrosion coating from annual barnacle scrapings and cleansing of algae. The prison service just ordered 300 litres of anti-fouling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 19 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: I dunno, but a leading high street purveyor has been known to hide dead rat in its pasties. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-39127953 The scousers thought it was caviar and considered themselves "Dead posh, our kid". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The prison service just ordered 300 litres of anti-fouling. I understand New Line Cinema has optioned her as a new creature feature in Melville's classic....pre production to begin in July. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 This is how I imagine a transgender Judgetwi. I need therapy now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I understand New Line Cinema has optioned her as a new creature feature in Melville's classic....pre production to begin in July. Just let Queequeg into her cell with a big harpoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: She understudied that one. She did however star as the boulder that landed in Ray Winstone's swimming pool at the start of 'Sexy Beast'. Oh, if she was then I totally get the sexy beast reference in the film title. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Oh, if she was then I totally get the sexy beast reference in the film title. I never quite understood the significance of the title either. I assumed it referred to Ray Winstone, but having seen the film a couple of times now, I'm still unattracted to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Just let Queequeg into her cell with a big harpoon. Can Mr. Emtembe be cast in that role? It can then qualify as a xxx bisexual bestial extravaganza Punk can be his fluffer. I'm out of likes already Eric. Consider it liked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I could be wrong, but I'll hypothesize she went to a party of all black men.....they have no aesthetic discretion whatsoever, satisfied them all many times over, then remembered white heritage, and cried rape. @Earl of Punkape is it true black men are hung like a baby's arm? One would have to be to touch bottom in that behemoth . Good evening Igor Himmler. Presumably you would like a final solution to start for those you don’t approve of. Zu Befehl ! Lol. Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 5 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Good evening Igor Himmler. Presumably you would like a final solution to start for those you don’t approve of. Zu Befehl ! Lol. Cretin. In your case, I'm not alone! Aren't you late to service your glory hole for Mtembe? LOL Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: In your case, I'm not alone! Aren't you late to service your glory hole for Mtembe? LOL Fuck off. Fuck off yourself you gross Nazi wanker. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Fuck off yourself you gross Nazi wanker. lol. Why is Wiz a Nazi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 10 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: In your case, I'm not alone! Aren't you late to service your glory hole for Mtembe? LOL Fuck off. You don't sound well Wizz .. have you seen one of the corner's doctors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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