Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Bill, you know it, and I know it, I would have left this website many moons ago if it wasn't for you. I was tired, weary and blasé, and then you burst onto the corner like a raging bull. Liberal, young, cocaine abusing and brave enough to proudly declare your fecal adventures for all the world to see. I fucking love you like no other. "Like" me up you glorious bastard. Fake and gay. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 37 minutes ago, Snatch said: Well in that case, if it's an online character then you won't have a problem to say what you mean. After all, it's only a little joke. Like you'd turn up. A northerner? You utter cunt. He called me a fucking northerner. That deserves a dusting if nothing else. Is that the same thing a fluffer does? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 9 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Fake and gay. Fuck off. Let me love you, bby. You push everyone away, but you needn't play the hard man with big D, we are one and that's the fucking end of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 50 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Honestly no residual resentment, but yeah, what the fuck, after I've given you a good natured kicking, can we go and get pissed? I've not witnessed such homo hand holding than when minge and panzy buried the hatchet (euphemism for shit stabbing). You all need to up your respective games especially billiam, the useless cunt. Even Eduardo is eclipsing you tonight and he's thicker than the offspring of a traffic warden and a TV weather girl. I want you all dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I've not witnessed such homo hand holding than when minge and panzy buried the hatchet (euphemism for shit stabbing). You all need to up your respective games especially billiam, the useless cunt. Even Eduardo is eclipsing you tonight and he's thicker than the offspring of a traffic warden and a TV weather girl. I want you all dead Fucks sake Stubby. I'm not blowing you out or anything! We can still violate Franks corpse on Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 We should send Gary Lineker as an envoy to North Korea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Let me love you, bby. You push everyone away, but you needn't play the hard man with big D, we are one and that's the fucking end of it. Does this end like the greenhouse scene from Scum? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 26 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I've not witnessed such homo hand holding than when minge and panzy buried the hatchet (euphemism for shit stabbing). You all need to up your respective games especially billiam, the useless cunt. Even Eduardo is eclipsing you tonight and he's thicker than the offspring of a traffic warden and a TV weather girl. I want you all dead talking of man love, snatch has been defending your honour, reminds me of George and Lennie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 21 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Does this end like the greenhouse scene from Scum? I suspect it ends like the rape scene in pulp fiction. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Stratford upon Avon? I fear forsooth that Master Snatch shalt prove muchly proficient at the fisticuffs and shalt verily knock thee the fuck out. The ASDA car park at Crewe .. plenty of buses to Leighton Hospital after the dust up is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 9 minutes ago, scotty said: I suspect it ends like the rape scene in pulp fiction. "You hear me talking hillbilly boy? I ain't finished with you by damn sight" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 10 minutes ago, The Lady Penelope said: The ASDA car park at Crewe .. plenty of buses to Leighton Hospital after the dust up is over. Surely the hospital car park is a better bet, lots of doctors and nurses watching while they have a fag, can run straight over and do CPR and shit, bring 'em back to life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Geography teacher trousers, often combined with sensible, 3 eyelet lace up shoes that look like Cornish pasties. Wearers tend to drive Renault Clio and read The Guardian. I thought corduroy was the go to trouser of the elbow patch wearing geography teacher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Yep, those are for the hardcore teacher set, the tweed often paired with murky green, chunky corduroy trousers, rumpled at the ankles. One of my teachers dressed exactly like that, and drove a beige Morris Marina, of course. @Alfie Noakes. As you can see, I did address the corduroy issue a bit later. As well as being the favoured textile for geography teachers, corduroy is also Stevie Wonders' favourite colour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Surely the hospital car park is a better bet, lots of doctors and nurses watching while they have a fag, can run straight over and do CPR and shit, bring 'em back to life. No, the plastic scousers from Winsford will be there and have your cars on bricks before the fight is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: Is that the same thing a fluffer does? Fluffers haven't existed in the WOP (world of porn) World since 1998 - the year Viagra was passed for medical purposes. As soon as it became possible to give a porn stud a tablet to get hard, there was no need to employ fluffers. If you're going to crack gags about fluffers, the least you could do is cross reference your gags with chronological relevance to advances in the erectile dysfunction world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 24 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Fluffers haven't existed in the WOP (world of porn) World since 1998 - the year Viagra was passed for medical purposes. As soon as it became possible to give a porn stud a tablet to get hard, there was no need to employ fluffers. If you're going to crack gags about fluffers, the least you could do is cross reference your gags with chronological relevance to advances in the erectile dysfunction world. Mrs Beast makes sure I am bang on the Viagra every night. For the last few years she hasn't needed to call the fire brigade to lift me off the floor back into the bed after rolling out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 28 minutes ago, The Beast said: Mrs Beast makes sure I am bang on the Viagra every night. For the last few years she hasn't needed to call the fire brigade to lift me off the floor back into the bed after rolling out. She sounds a proper keeper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 Why the fuck do you have an adult cue and a kids, is the noncery that bad in your area. Are the kids that rich in your area that they pay for themselves, so many questions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 6 minutes ago, Snowflake said: Why the fuck do you have an adult cue and a kids, is the noncery that bad in your area, are the kids that rich in your area that they pay for themselves, so many questions. The most obvious question being: What the fuck are you going on about? An adult cue? And a kids? Fuck me, Snowy, if you had a go at semaphore I reckon you could start WW3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 7 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: The most obvious question being: What the fuck are you going on about? An adult cue? And a kids? Fuck me, Snowy, if you had a go at semaphore I reckon you could start WW3. I had a big long prose wrote out about irony and what not ,but as that would be lost on you, and me and you would be dancing round like a flid at a special needs disco I will just say good day and fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 11 minutes ago, Snowflake said: I had a big long prose wrote out about irony and what not ,but as that would be lost on you, and me and you would be dancing round like a flid at a special needs disco I will just say good day and fuck off. Nowt wrong with special needs discos, Snowy. I used to be in charge of the flid cloakroom at a special needs disco. The punters were truly charming. Tight as fuck when it came to tipping though. They'd never put their hands into their pockets. Mainly because they couldn't reach their pockets, but even fucking so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 8 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: I've not witnessed such homo hand holding than when minge and panzy buried the hatchet (euphemism for shit stabbing). You all need to up your respective games especially billiam, the useless cunt. Even Eduardo is eclipsing you tonight and he's thicker than the offspring of a traffic warden and a TV weather girl. I want you all dead Stubby, I was on point yesterday. A cracking nom, superb follow up jibes, and I even managed to heal the rift between Eric and I. I have regained my rightful place as the forum's top dog, after a few weeks of admittedly only being the supreme leader. You can't touch me Stubs. You can't even get close. I've left you dying in the dust like the abandoned orphan you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: @Alfie Noakes. As you can see, I did address the corduroy issue a bit later. As well as being the favoured textile for geography teachers, corduroy is also Stevie Wonders' favourite colour. I couldn't be arsed to read all of the posts, there was a lot of off topic shite, so missed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 4, 2017 Report Share Posted September 4, 2017 12 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Stubby, I was on point yesterday. A cracking nom, superb follow up jibes, and I even managed to heal the rift between Eric and I. I have regained my rightful place as the forum's top dog, after a few weeks of admittedly only being the supreme leader. You can't touch me Stubs. You can't even get close. I've left you dying in the dust like the abandoned orphan you are. Delusional again bill, were you taking LSD or something similar, too early for magic mushrooms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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