Guest Manky Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 The British Overseas Territories in the Caribbean are moaning like fuck because our Government aren't doing enough to help. There is a ship there and at least another one on the way, stuffed to the rafters with troops and useful shit. We are donating £30million plus. Now correct me if I am wrong, but aren't these the same places that fiddle us out of tax revenue by being offshore tax havens. Fucking hell, Richard Branson lives there somewhere. Send the 1st Royal Chainsaw Regiment in at first light, chop everything into a zillion pieces then fuck off to help some cunts who might show a bit of gratitude. And don't give the moaning cunts a penny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 I take it your not a fan of the residents of these BOT's then Mankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 12 minutes ago, Manky said: The British Overseas Territories in the Caribbean are moaning like fuck because our Government aren't doing enough to help. There is a ship there and at least another one on the way, stuffed to the rafters with troops and useful shit. We are donating £30million plus. Now correct me if I am wrong, but aren't these the same places that fiddle us out of tax revenue by being offshore tax havens. Fucking hell, Richard Branson lives there somewhere. Send the 1st Royal Chainsaw Regiment in at first light, chop everything into a zillion pieces then fuck off to help some cunts who might show a bit of gratitude. And don't give the moaning cunts a penny. I agree with Manky; lesbian donkey Granny skat porn will indeed get this country back on its feet after Brexit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 12 minutes ago, Manky said: Richard Branson lives there somewhere. I hope the gurning cunt gets decapitated by a flying yacht. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 Dunno mankers old chap...come 2019 when the UK has pissed off every nation in western Europe it'll need all the mates it can keep Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 The cunts are only whingeing cos their ganja got wet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, Snatch said: I take it your not a fan of the residents of these BOT's then Mankers. No, but he's a fan of the resident's bots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Dunno mankers old chap...come 2019 when the UK has pissed off every nation in western Europe it'll need all the mates it can keep Panzerknacker You can't see the big picture Pansy. When we had no friends, 75% of the world was ruled by Great Britain. With my good self as Foreign Minister we could fall out with every country in the world and have 90% back in the Empire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Manky said: You can't see the big picture Pansy. When we had no friends, 75% of the world was ruled by Great Britain. With my good self as Foreign Minister we could fall out with every country in the world and have 90% back in the Empire. Mm..hundred years on the donkeys are still leading the lions Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 56 minutes ago, Manky said: The British Overseas Territories in the Caribbean are moaning like fuck because our Government aren't doing enough to help. There is a ship there and at least another one on the way, stuffed to the rafters with troops and useful shit. We are donating £30million plus. Now correct me if I am wrong, but aren't these the same places that fiddle us out of tax revenue by being offshore tax havens. Fucking hell, Richard Branson lives there somewhere. Send the 1st Royal Chainsaw Regiment in at first light, chop everything into a zillion pieces then fuck off to help some cunts who might show a bit of gratitude. And don't give the moaning cunts a penny. I hope our aid relief helps the English speaking islands of our former colonies in the West Indies as much as possible. These cunts are mostly civilised and will be very grateful I'm sure. I'd rather my tax money help these poor cunts than a pack of medieval, backward, Koran bashing cunts in the Middle East who can't help but slaughter each other at the blink of an eye. Same goes for the scotch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I hope our aid relief helps the English speaking islands of our former colonies in the West Indies as much as possible. These cunts are mostly civilised and will be very grateful I'm sure. I'd rather my tax money help these poor cunts than a pack of medieval, backward, Koran bashing cunts in the Middle East who can't help but slaughter each other at the blink of an eye. Same goes for the scotch. Some of the fuckers were on the news blaming us while there were still ISO containers flying past in the breeze. I don't hear a grudge, I believe revenge should be instant and devastating. I got wet walking my dog today but you don't hear me crying and calling on the taxpayers for assistance. I dried myself off and made a Breakfast for Champions, Black Pudding on Hovis bread smothered in Salad Cream and strawberries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 Some thick cunt in America said Trump was to blame for the Texas floods. How long before he gets the blame for the hurricanes? And what's with the names? Surely hurricane cunt would be more fitting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 3 hours ago, Manky said: The British Overseas Territories in the Caribbean are moaning like fuck because our Government aren't doing enough to help. There is a ship there and at least another one on the way, stuffed to the rafters with troops and useful shit. We are donating £30million plus. Now correct me if I am wrong, but aren't these the same places that fiddle us out of tax revenue by being offshore tax havens. Fucking hell, Richard Branson lives there somewhere. Send the 1st Royal Chainsaw Regiment in at first light, chop everything into a zillion pieces then fuck off to help some cunts who might show a bit of gratitude. And don't give the moaning cunts a penny. Only cunts go the Caribbean in the "rainy season"....... Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 7, 2017 Report Share Posted September 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Manky said: Some of the fuckers were on the news blaming us while there were still ISO containers flying past in the breeze. I don't hear a grudge, I believe revenge should be instant and devastating. I got wet walking my dog today but you don't hear me crying and calling on the taxpayers for assistance. I dried myself off and made a Breakfast for Champions, Black Pudding on Hovis bread smothered in Salad Cream and strawberries. I hope you don't feed that shit to Max. It sounds disgusting. As an ex squaddie, I take it you're familiar with the classic 'end of rations' sandwich? Cheese and jam, fuckin lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 9 hours ago, Manky said: I dried myself off and made a Breakfast for Champions, Black Pudding on Hovis bread smothered in Salad Cream and strawberries. Are you pregnant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 22 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Are you pregnant? No, just being stupid. Again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 (edited) 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I hope you don't feed that shit to Max. It sounds disgusting. As an ex squaddie, I take it you're familiar with the classic 'end of rations' sandwich? Cheese and jam, fuckin lovely. Cheese possessed? The only tin I ever saw with warning notices printed on it. Ration Packs are used for humanitarian aid sometimes. As if the fuckers weren't suffering enough. (But not the out of date ones, we were fed them, menus printed in Arabic from Suez) Edited September 8, 2017 by Manky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I hope you don't feed that shit to Max. It sounds disgusting. As an ex squaddie, I take it you're familiar with the classic 'end of rations' sandwich? Cheese and jam, fuckin lovely. Babies heads were my favourite, fucking delightful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 It's hard to have any sympathy for some Bob Marley looking cunt moaning about how half his islands wooden shacks have been blown down. If they spent less time off their faces on skunk and more reading The Three Little pigs they'd have learnt about the benefits of brick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 1 hour ago, Manky said: Cheese possessed? The only tin I ever saw with warning notices printed on it. Ration Packs are used for humanitarian aid sometimes. As if the fuckers weren't suffering enough. (But not the out of date ones, we were fed them, menus printed in Arabic from Suez) 34 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Babies heads were my favourite, fucking delightful. Cheese posessed ham flavoured with plum jam in a sarnie is an experience. Babies heads are available to the public as Goblin mini puds, well, close anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 I'm a civilian keep yer cunting war stories for under the canal bridge Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Babies heads are available to the public as Goblin mini puds, well, close anyway. Fuck me, I didn't know they were available commercially. I'm heading out with my pudding bag and hunting rifle immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 22 minutes ago, BuggerLugs said: Fuck me, I didn't know they were available commercially. I'm heading out with my pudding bag and hunting rifle immediately. Good luck, they're cunning little bastards, like to hide behind their larger Fray Bentos cousins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Good luck, they're cunning little bastards, like to hide behind their larger Fray Bentos cousins. Isn't that argy beef...ya trying to stir up the mankers at this hour of the morning Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 8, 2017 Report Share Posted September 8, 2017 12 hours ago, Manky said: Some of the fuckers were on the news blaming us while there were still ISO containers flying past in the breeze. I don't hear a grudge, I believe revenge should be instant and devastating. I got wet walking my dog today but you don't hear me crying and calling on the taxpayers for assistance. I dried myself off and made a Breakfast for Champions, Black Pudding on Hovis bread smothered in Salad Cream and strawberries. Strawberries yet, you fucking puff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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