Guest Manky Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 A new algorithm can ID gays 81% accurately. I want one. I could weld it to a MLRS and fire it at the Village. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 21 minutes ago, Manky said: A new algorithm can ID gays 81% accurately. I want one. I could weld it to a MLRS and fire it at the Village. We all know you want it so that you can start avoiding getting lamped in the fact when you solicit your arsehole by the canal. Are you into frotting? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 24 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: We all know you want it so that you can start avoiding getting lamped in the fact when you solicit your arsehole by the canal. Are you into frotting? lol I reckon he is more of a felcher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Manky said: A new algorithm can ID gays 81% accurately. I want one. I could weld it to a MLRS and fire it at the Village. Finally, confirmation of the sort of shenanigans that occur at the Manky hovel on a Sunday afternoon. Sat on a little blue plastic chair, Manky has his old regiment's ceremonial saucepan on his head as he makes spasticated grunts that can be approximated to be an attempt at simulating space laser fire. The wattle and daub walls of his shack are covered with circles imitating the Captain Scarlet mysteron rings, created using his own faeces, as he waves his spud gun at imagined extraterrestrial foes. Only on the occasions that Mrs. Manky has to change his frequently soiled nappy does he put down his favourite comic book and briefly exits the fantasy world of pure, unadulterated cock that he has created for himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 And you cunts think I come on here to make friends? Eat shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 16 minutes ago, Manky said: And you cunts think I come on here to make friends? Eat shit. Shook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: We all know you want it so that you can start avoiding getting lamped in the fact when you solicit your arsehole by the canal. Are you into frotting? lol You obviously are, Billy boy.......... I'll bet the people you pick on are spastic, blind and disabled so are none the wiser when you sneak up on them to jerk off. "Lol" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 BTW this site is fucking brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 7 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: You obviously are, Billy boy.......... I'll bet the people you pick on are spastic, blind and disabled so are none the wiser when you sneak up on them to jerk off. "Lol" I thought you didn't know what it meant? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 19 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Shook. So here I am, facing the combined powers of the 2 self-styled top dogs of the site. A pair of pathetic little pussies in my opinion. Losers on a losing streak. Fuck all to lose any sleep over. I will stand shoulder to shoulder with Punkape, heads held high and ready to face whatever the Jerker and Pervy Quinn can throw at us. (Not too near Punkape though, I don't want to catch anything that twisted cunt has got) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 7 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: BTW this site is fucking brilliant! Give it a week or so..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: I reckon he is more of a felcher. I have never, ever put flights on an arrow. Thick cut, or is that the bready one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I thought you didn't know what it meant? I Googled it in the end as no one had the cojones to reply Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 16 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: BTW this site is fucking brilliant! No it's not. Fuck off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: I Googled it in the end as no one had the cojones to reply I didn't know what frotting is either, it is not something that I am liable to need to know so I will leave it to you twisted fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Manky said: I didn't know what frotting is either, it is not something that I am liable to need to know so I will leave it to you twisted fuckers. You can barely speak standard English so I'm hardly surprised that you're not au fait with its slang terminology either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 27 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: BTW this site is fucking brilliant! I thought I'd never get this meme on topic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: You can barely speak standard English so I'm hardly surprised that you're not au fait with its slang terminology either. I use slang and jargon along with The Queens Manchester, which is my native tongue. Slang and jargon I have no need to use, is that to do with bummery and related perversions that you and Stickers seem so comfortable with. If I didn't know better, I would have sworn you two were normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No it's not. Fuck off! A gypsy who can read AND write?? I'm completely overwhelmed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: A gypsy who can read AND write?? I'm completely overwhelmed A quaint little emoji will not stop her summoning up the dead to come and bum you inside out. Emoji's bad, Emo's good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Manky said: A quaint little emoji will not stop her summoning up the dead to come and bum you inside out. Emoji's bad, Emo's good. What's wrong with emoji? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 Just now, Back door specialist said: What's wrong with emoji? It scores 100 on the GAYDAR. More suited to Faecesbook and Mumsnet . A bit of a giveaway, your cover is blown. Now log off and go listen to your Judy Garland cassettes wearing your tutu with a bratwurst stuck up your arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 What the fuck is this shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ape said: What the fuck is this shit? A load of incomprehensible bollocks with no source material, so the usual type of Manky nomination. From the sound of things he's been back-scuttling some awful faggot whilst dressed up in a Buck Rogers cosplay outfit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 10, 2017 Report Share Posted September 10, 2017 6 minutes ago, Ape said: What the fuck is this shit? I posted a brilliant nom to stimulate intelligent debate and as you can see, it succeeded far beyond my wildest dreams. Jealous eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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