Guest Back door specialist Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 15 hours ago, Ape said: I can't see that amounting to much, as judging by your posts to date, your mind appears to be of, shall we say, limited capacity. That's quite an articulate post, your name, however, would suggest you got someone who at least understands how auto correct works, to do it for you. Enjoy your bananas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 15 hours ago, Manky said: Isn't PC short for Police Constable? As for everywhere, I haven't seen a copper for ages. Do you know what two short planks look like? probably not, look in the mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 22 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Fuck me, BDS, I haven't seen such a poorly received introduction to the Corner since Ian Huntley joined and nominated 'Prick Teasing Pre-Teens'. You appear to be as welcome as Rolf fucking Harris in a birthing pool. Do fancy going for a drink? Now, this is fucking grade A quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 11 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Now, this is fucking grade A quality. Only in your mind. You come across as a creepy, bush dwelling, abydocomist, zoilist, bespawler and fopdoodle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 21 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: Only in your mind. You come across as a creepy, bush dwelling, abydocomist, zoilist, bespawler and fopdoodle. You are Boris Johnson and I claim my blurtsplatter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Back door specialist said: You can all blame the one-armed BBC weather girl for all this strife I become mesmerised by her stump moving a la phantom limb when she gestures at the map. Consequently, I keep leaving the house without my fucking brolly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said: Only in your mind. You come across as a creepy, bush dwelling, abydocomist, zoilist, bespawler and fopdoodle. When QC reappears, I swear to god there's going to be a fucking riot, Alfie. You're in trouble. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 27 minutes ago, Ming said: When QC reappears, I swear to god there's going to be a fucking riot, Alfie. You're in trouble. Why, he and I never had a bad word? I have a word for you, dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 1 hour ago, BuggerLugs said: You are Boris Johnson and I claim my blurtsplatter. Whiffle whaffle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Back door specialist said: Nope, English born & bred, but I might as well be Welsh as I've lived here for around 40 years 40 years and no parole is quite a stretch, what the fuck did you do? Either way, you must have had Legal Aid instead of a real lawyer, I'd appeal if I were you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 18 minutes ago, scotty said: 40 years and no parole is quite a stretch, what the fuck did you do? Either way, you must have had Legal Aid instead of a real lawyer, I'd appeal if I were you. 40 years equals being Welsh. No excuses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 13, 2017 Report Share Posted September 13, 2017 7 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said: Why, he and I never had a bad word? I have a word for you, dead. I have a different word for him. BOTTER! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 14 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I have a different word for him. BOTTER! Exactly.... too much botting and not enough chuffing for my liking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 15, 2017 Report Share Posted September 15, 2017 On 13/09/2017 at 4:28 AM, Back door specialist said: Good morning Lugs, You can all blame the one-armed BBC weather girl for all this strife, I searched online for a decent picture of her to wank over as I'm a bit amputee-curious and that's how I discovered this site. The rest is history! So far, it's been a great experience to be on here, it's true, I have machine-gunned everyone with insults and taken the very best you learned cunts could offer in return. I want to emphasise that my dark humour is exactly that, humour, I'm not having a go at you guys, just having a laugh. As I said in an earlier post, I think you guys are great sports, this world is a much better and less boring place to live in as a result. This is so much better than Faceache with its PC straightjacket and self-admiring, selfie-obsessed posers. Thank you, have a nice day and get fucked. A horrendously bent, self absorbed diatribe. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: A horrendously bent, self absorbed diatribe. Fuck off. You're 3 days behind, where have you been you spice-addled cunt? Oh fuck! .........I've answered my own question again........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 15 hours ago, Back door specialist said: You're 3 days behind, where have you been you spice-addled cunt? Oh fuck! .........I've answered my own question again........... 15 hours ago, Back door specialist said: You're 3 days behind, where have you been you spice-addled cunt? Oh fuck! .........I've answered my own question again........... I thought you were talking about me. Please forgive me as my humorous sarcastic wit will probably leave YOU a drug addled wreck. Again my sincere apologies. Mostly for the Dead Dogs Dicks (my band, plug,plug)you suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 2 hours ago, Rastus Coldsmoke said: I thought you were talking about me. Please forgive me as my humorous sarcastic wit will probably leave YOU a drug addled wreck. Again my sincere apologies. Mostly for the Dead Dogs Dicks (my band, plug,plug)you suck. Dead Dogs Dicks? How apt for a leftie-loving, socially inadequate pustule-ridden, thick-as-fuck carbuncle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rastus Coldsmoke Posted September 16, 2017 Report Share Posted September 16, 2017 12 minutes ago, Back door specialist said: Dead Dogs Dicks? How apt for a leftie-loving, socially inadequate pustule-ridden, thick-as-fuck carbuncle. OK. This stops now. Big Dopey Spastic, go outside and ask your nearest neighbour if you can use their Microwave Oven. Yeah, thought so. You will hopefully be killed and celebrated each year in a NFN type of way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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