Being Unable To Unsee Something

[Ape™️]

Today at work, one of the subcontractors decided to show a few of us a video clip from his 'phone, apparently to "get our days off to a good start". Initially I saw a woman, in stilettos, standing on a wooden table and stamping on something. After a brief period of confusion as to what exactly was going on, the truth dawned. The "something" was the cock and balls of a man, protruding through a hole in the wooden surface. I'm a fairly broad minded person, but I was truly horrified by this act of unimaginable depravity. I was mocked by the others, who just thought it was hilarious, but it genuinely freaked me out. I wish I'd never seen it.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

Just now, Ape said:

Today at work, one of the subcontractors decided to show a few of us a video clip from his 'phone, apparently to "get our days off to a good start". Initially I saw a woman, in stilettos, standing on a wooden table and stamping on something. After a brief period of confusion as to what exactly was going on, the truth dawned. The "something" was the cock and balls of a man, protruding through a hole in the wooden surface. I'm a fairly broad minded person, but I was truly horrified by this act of unimaginable depravity. I was mocked by the others, who just thought it was hilarious, but it genuinely freaked me out. I wish I'd never seen it.

There is one doing the rounds of some cunt in the middle of a busy street shoving a pepsi can up his arse. Something, like two girls one cup, I wish I had ever seen.

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said:

There is one doing the rounds of some cunt in the middle of a busy street shoving a pepsi can up his arse. Something, like two girls one cup, I wish I had ever seen.

One of the Polish lads I worked with showed me one of a bloke sitting on a jam jar, when it was nearly all the way up his arse, it broke, they carried on filming as he pulled the shards out, a lot of blood, an awful lot. Horrific.

[Snowy]

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

One of the Polish lads I worked with showed me one of a bloke sitting on a jam jar, when it was nearly all the way up his arse, it broke, they carried on filming as he pulled the shards out, a lot of blood, an awful lot. Horrific.

Thats the one I was gonna mention, the blood was bad enough, the sound of broken glass moving in the flids arse is horrifying , fucking pratt.

[Eric Cuntman]

17 minutes ago, Snowflake said:

Thats the one I was gonna mention, the blood was bad enough, the sound of broken glass moving in the flids arse is horrifying , fucking pratt.

No sympathy for the stupid fucking queer cunt. You're right though, the sound of broken glass grinding and squeaking was utterly sickening.

[Witheredscrote]

1 hour ago, Ape said:

Today at work, one of the subcontractors decided to show a few of us a video clip from his 'phone, apparently to "get our days off to a good start". Initially I saw a woman, in stilettos, standing on a wooden table and stamping on something. After a brief period of confusion as to what exactly was going on, the truth dawned. The "something" was the cock and balls of a man, protruding through a hole in the wooden surface. I'm a fairly broad minded person, but I was truly horrified by this act of unimaginable depravity. I was mocked by the others, who just thought it was hilarious, but it genuinely freaked me out. I wish I'd never seen it.

My cousin died with an enormous erection, and the undertaker had trouble screwing down the coffin. He drilled a hole in the lid and the knob was sticking out. His widow was  upset, so he planed it off, so that it looked like a knot in the wood.  I wish I had seen that, but it didn't happen. Fuck off.

[Ape™️]

7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

My cousin died with an enormous erection, and the undertaker had trouble screwing down the coffin. He drilled a hole in the lid and the knob was sticking out. His widow was  upset, so he planed it off, so that it looked like a knot in the wood.  I wish I had seen that, but it didn't happen. Fuck off.

A typically stupid post, from an extremely fucking stupid cunt.

[Guest Snatch]

There is some sick stuff doing the rounds out there. I've seen a couple that were filmed by cunts in Syria. I really really do wish I hadn't seen them. No one laughed.

[Cuntybaws]

Why in the name of the little baby Jesus are blokes watching videos of other blokes' cocks, balls, and anal insertions? What sort of sick fucking freaks am I sharing a website with?

[scotty]

11 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Why in the name of the little baby Jesus are blokes watching videos of other blokes' cocks, balls, and anal insertions? What sort of sick fucking freaks am I sharing a website with?

And you've just now asked yourself these questions baws? That's taken a while, hasn't it? 

[Cuntybaws]

Just now, scotty said:

And you've just now asked yourself this question baws? That's taken a while, hasn't it? 

Don't get me wrong, I like a bit of amputee scat porn along with the best of them, maybe with some farmyard animals thrown in, but blokes watching blokes filming a bloke sticking a jam jar up his arse makes me queasy on some hitherto unimagined level. Filthy homo cunts the lot of them.

[Guest Manky]

All twisted fuckers should be removed from the gene pool. We need more purity in society. Sort of Mother Theresa meets Richard Briers.

[Decimus]

3 hours ago, Ape said:

Today at work, one of the subcontractors decided to show a few of us a video clip from his 'phone, apparently to "get our days off to a good start". Initially I saw a woman, in stilettos, standing on a wooden table and stamping on something. After a brief period of confusion as to what exactly was going on, the truth dawned. The "something" was the cock and balls of a man, protruding through a hole in the wooden surface. I'm a fairly broad minded person, but I was truly horrified by this act of unimaginable depravity. I was mocked by the others, who just thought it was hilarious, but it genuinely freaked me out. I wish I'd never seen it.

Being at the birth of a child is another one. Unfortunately the majority of men these days appear to be either metrosexual, cry-baby cunts who believe it's a magical experience, or emasculated faggots who allow themselves to be hen-pecked into attendance.

There's nothing magical about seeing the cunt you're expected to tap for the rest of your days ripped asunder, with the very real possibility of shit and piss joining the already terrifying party of blood, pain and tears.

It's a weird cunt indeed who wants to see their offspring peering up at them half way out of where they've been sticking their dick for years.

[Neil]

8 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Being at the birth of a child is another one. Unfortunately the majority of men these days appear to be either metrosexual, cry-baby cunts who believe it's a magical experience, or emasculated faggots who allow themselves to be hen-pecked into attendance.

There's nothing magical about seeing the cunt you're expected to tap for the rest of your days ripped asunder, with the very real possibility of shit and piss joining the already terrifying party of blood, pain and tears.

It's a weird cunt indeed who wants to see their offspring peering up at them half way out of where they've been sticking their dick for years.

That could have been me typing that.Any cunt who misses work,holiday,sporting event or basically anything else to rush to see a fucking great gash the size of basketball can just get fucked,what's wrong with going on the piss and waiting for some cunt to phone you and tell you that the trouble has finally shat out your chavvy,worst fucking experience of my life(and that includes waking up bollockless).Fucking irons 

[Eric Cuntman]

2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said:

My cousin died with an enormous erection, and the undertaker had trouble screwing down the coffin. He drilled a hole in the lid and the knob was sticking out. His widow was  upset, so he planed it off, so that it looked like a knot in the wood.  I wish I had seen that, but it didn't happen. Fuck off.

I wonder if Bruce Willis will Die Hard Too.

[Ape™️]

6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I wonder if Bruce Willis will Die Hard Too.

His mong brother will most likely die 'tard.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

Don't get me wrong, I like a bit of amputee scat porn along with the best of them, maybe with some farmyard animals thrown in, but blokes watching blokes filming a bloke sticking a jam jar up his arse makes me queasy on some hitherto unimagined level. Filthy homo cunts the lot of them.

I've not seen it and nor do I plan to see it however I would like to know, if it was a jam ja, what flavour was it? or was it in fact an empty chocolate spread jar?

[Snowy]

4 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said:

I've not seen it and nor do I plan to see it however I would like to know, if it was a jam ja, what flavour was it? or was it in fact an empty chocolate spread jar?

It looked like strawberry jam after if this helps.

[Guest Drew P Pissflaps]

2 minutes ago, Snowflake said:

It looked like strawberry jam after if this helps.

Probably Robertsons. Rumour has it, they're slightly bigger. Golly!

[scotty]

2 hours ago, Neil said:

That could have been me typing that.Any cunt who misses work,holiday,sporting event or basically anything else to rush to see a fucking great gash the size of basketball can just get fucked,what's wrong with going on the piss and waiting for some cunt to phone you and tell you that the trouble has finally shat out your chavvy,worst fucking experience of my life(and that includes waking up bollockless).Fucking irons 

Heartfelt words neil, but what's this about bollock removal? I thought you were a champion pork swordsman. 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

I have been involved in a few "search the line" inciddences. Early one morning near Cardiff I found a shoe with a bit of leg sticking out of it.

[Guest Lady Penelope]

I wonder whether @Spanky has unseen this yet?

[Guest Quincy Cockfingers]

4 hours ago, Decimus said:

Being at the birth of a child is another one. Unfortunately the majority of men these days appear to be either metrosexual, cry-baby cunts who believe it's a magical experience, or emasculated faggots who allow themselves to be hen-pecked into attendance.

There's nothing magical about seeing the cunt you're expected to tap for the rest of your days ripped asunder, with the very real possibility of shit and piss joining the already terrifying party of blood, pain and tears.

It's a weird cunt indeed who wants to see their offspring peering up at them half way out of where they've been sticking their dick for years.

I want fuck all to do with them, during or after birth. 

[camberwell gypsy]

2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

I wonder whether @Spanky has unseen this yet?

Vera Lynn looks well 

[Guest Spanky]

2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

I wonder whether @Spanky has unseen this yet?

Why you stinking jam jar filled cunt. It's got lipstick on.